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Did anyone think that they would sacrifice the additional profit they receive for our health?

People get mad when I say this, but we have a culture that only values money, actually I think the proper word would be worships.
You know I bet if all the smokers in a state just stopped smoking because the tax are too high they would lower the taxes so they can have some of the revenue back.

Despicable.
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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I think the proper word would be worships.



What's wrong with that?? I've been a Dollarin all my life. I was raised a Dollarin. My parents before me were Dollarins - converted from Baptists. I'm tired of being persecuted for my beliefs. I'm a Branch-Benjaminist Dollarin - the truest (and most expensive) form of Dollarin. Don't pay attention to those Lincolnian Dollarians - that's just a Cult. In fact, I have a shrine of $100 bills in a cloister that I kneel to and say "ohbenjimakemerich" five times a day. We're not allowed fire (as it burns the sacred bills), but we can use blacklights for illumination (which makes the security strips glow with a righteous aura). The Department of the Treasury's Financial Code of Ethics tells me every thing I need to go to Heaven (and stay out of jail). Best of all, my God is tangible, reproducible and enlightening (hand someone a $100 and watch their face light up). In fact, I've got a few of my God in my wallet right now.
Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

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...my God is tangible, reproducible and...



Sounds like you "Worship" by placing your God on the altar of the Hewlett-Packard All-in-One double sided Printer / Scanner, whereby its radiance doth multiply your God at 35sec per best-quality double-sided page.

If so, then beware the consequences of a False God.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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...my God is tangible, reproducible and...



Sounds like you "Worship" by placing your God on the altar of the Hewlett-Packard All-in-One double sided Printer / Scanner, whereby its radiance doth multiply your God at 35sec per best-quality double-sided page.

If so, then beware the consequences of a False God.

Mike.


Shakespeare, you forgot the copy function :P of that All-In-One-HP .... :$

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