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miked10270

Obama's first Zagagoolinka!

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Y'All Americans are going to have to get used to a more "international" vocabulary under your new Prez.

Zagagoolinka [zag-a-goo-lin-ka] v.[Russian]: To suddenly change direction, To swerve unexpectedly, To move in a deceptive or confusing manner. (originally coined during Yeltsin Presidency: "Here comes Boris, zagagoolinkaing his way back from a liquid breakfast!")

As President Obama moves into The White House today, the question on everyone's lips must surely be; "Where is the PUPPY"!!??

I'm sure that he said: "You have earned the new puppy which WILL be moving into the White House WITH us".

Yet in a recent interview, what did we get..? "We've narrowed the choice to a Labradoodle and a Portugese-Water-Dog (A WHAT!!??), Now we just have to search the animal shelters to find the right dog."


Firstly, I would hope that your new First-Citizen will have more pressing things to do than hit the animal shelters.

Secondly, I'm guessing that with Labradoodles & P-W-Ds being quite fashionable, there won't be an abundance of such well behaved pups in animal shelters... At least, not unless the Secret-Service pay a few visits to owners first!:o Then again, perhaps Portugal will swap one of their Water-Dogs for some of the Gitmo Detainee's they say they'll take.

In the meantime, I hope we don't have to wait 3 years for the First-Puppy to make an appearance.

Mike.

Related Links:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/07/obamas_dog/

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/obama-gives-up-trying-to-change-anything-445

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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