fincher 0 #1 May 14, 2009 put him there. He will help you in the sky. He will help you in your life. There are alot of people out there that are just mean. If you have coworkers or people in your life that are creating stress for you ask jesus for help. Since I found Jesus my skydiving has improved and I've been able to ignore those that are malicious towards me. I use to want to stab these people in the throat with a chainsaw. Now I take comfort in knowing that im the better person. Love life and love jesus! shortly after i found jesus one of my "enemies" was diagnosed with cancer. Im not saying that Jesus gave him the cancer for being a malicious prick, but just to be safe maybe you shouldnt mess with Jesus. I guess I will pray for that douche anyway. ALL HAIL JESUS!!!!i'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parabuteo 0 #2 May 14, 2009 i think you should write for southpark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 May 14, 2009 Quote i think you should write for southpark “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 May 14, 2009 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 May 14, 2009 Quote ..you shouldnt mess with Jesus.. maybe he was the writer of "the big lebowski" already.. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #6 May 14, 2009 WWJD for a Klondike bar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,564 #7 May 14, 2009 QuoteQuote..you shouldnt mess with Jesus.. maybe he was the writer of "the big lebowski" already.. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! J: "It don't matter to the Jesus. I would'a FUCKED you in the ass on sunday, now I'll FUCK you in the ass on wednesday, Woaw!" D: "Jesus..." J: "Tha's right. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!" W: "Eight year olds, Dude."Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #8 May 14, 2009 Where should I put Him? I need a location, an exact location. Unless this is just an idea and "there" is just a figure of speech. In which case, Jesus truly is all in your head." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timmyfitz 0 #9 May 14, 2009 Quote Now I take comfort in knowing that im the better person. QuoteI guess I will pray for that douche anyway. I have a feeling that the OP is not serious and this is somehow meant as a joke but if that's not the case...... Yes, you are the better person. Not that "douche" who now has cancer. You have learned tolerance well since you found Jesus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #10 May 14, 2009 Quoteput him there. He will help you in the sky. He will help you in your life. There are alot of people out there that are just mean. If you have coworkers or people in your life that are creating stress for you ask jesus for help. Since I found Jesus my skydiving has improved and I've been able to ignore those that are malicious towards me. I use to want to stab these people in the throat with a chainsaw. Now I take comfort in knowing that im the better person. Love life and love jesus! shortly after i found jesus one of my "enemies" was diagnosed with cancer. Im not saying that Jesus gave him the cancer for being a malicious prick, but just to be safe maybe you shouldnt mess with Jesus. I guess I will pray for that douche anyway. ALL HAIL JESUS!!!! If I send a list of names can you have Jesus lay some smack down on them too??You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #11 May 14, 2009 QuoteWhere should I put Him? I need a location, an exact location. Unless this is just an idea and "there" is just a figure of speech. In which case, Jesus truly is all in your head. Is this 'jesus' guy some kind of the mexican skydiving coach? or a doctor? In any case, if he shows up at the DZ, he's welcome to join a couple jumps. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #12 May 14, 2009 If Jesus was a carpenter, what did he charge for bookshelves ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #13 May 14, 2009 Quote ... ALL HAIL JESUS!!!! Man, having a look at your age and your canopy sizes - you really must be in a very close contact to Jesus dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fincher 0 #14 May 15, 2009 hey! got jesus?i'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #15 May 15, 2009 QuoteIm not saying that Jesus gave him the cancer for being a malicious prick That's exactly what you're saying.....get a grip dude!Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 May 15, 2009 If you truly have found Jesus, you wouldn't be getting your DZ paychecks signed by the devil himself (CQ). "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 May 15, 2009 Quote Quote ..you shouldnt mess with Jesus.. maybe he was the writer of "the big lebowski" already.. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fincher 0 #18 May 16, 2009 I would not dare venture to say CQ is the devil. Perhaps he isnt a saint, but far from the devil. I can think of scores of more evil beings than that. My paychecks are signed for doing hard honest work that I have committed myself too. I do everything in my power to give people a good time, a good experience, and at the same time make some money to put food on the table and keep a roof over head. As far as shameful behavior goes..... I dont think CQ is alone on that front. There are many big names in this sport, including DZO's that have done horrible, wrong, or illegal things. I do not judge for that. It is not my role to judge ones righteousness. I can only support skydiving as a whole and as a sport, and as a source of income. I support ALL dz's and any place that is serving as an outlet to this great sport. This sport should be a BROTHERHOOD. NOt a bunch of mudslinging babies. I support all DZO's and DZ's regardless of past or present activities. VIVA LA SKYDIVING!!!!! I appreciate you taking the opportunity to throw a cheap shot in and insult my faith by relating it to someone/something that is completely unrelated. I also appreciate the fact that you have passed a judgement on me as a human being based solely off my work opportunity and my choice to continue to jump with my friends. How many friends have you had that are willing to drive 5 hours one way every weekend just to hang out with each other and work together? I am blessed to be in such a great working atmosphere. Im sure you have your personal reasons for not liking CQ. I hope that one day you can get over your grudge. Till then I would politely like to ask you to refrain from using me or attacking my character in order serve your own personal vendettas against a man that I have never even met. I am not an appropriate vicarious outlet for ancient rivalries or residual hate. God blessi'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fincher 0 #19 May 16, 2009 QuoteQuoteIm not saying that Jesus gave him the cancer for being a malicious prick That's exactly what you're saying.....get a grip dude! no thats not what i was saying. I believe i made it clear that i was not saying that, when I said "I'm not saying". Thank you though for thinking that you know what im saying better than I know what im saying. Im glad you corrected me too, because obviously when i wrote, "i'm not saying", I didnt know what i was saying. Thank God you knew what i was saying though. I rest better knowing that you know what im saying better than i know what im saying, and you will always be there to let me know what im saying. You know what im saying?i'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,564 #20 May 16, 2009 QuoteI appreciate you taking the opportunity to throw a cheap shot in and insult my faith You make a joke post, people are going to joke about it.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fincher 0 #21 May 16, 2009 what joke post? I'm just testifying about Jesusi'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #22 May 16, 2009 Quote "....Since I found Jesus my skydiving has improved and .... Wow. How, exactly, passed that off? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DARK 0 #23 May 16, 2009 QuoteNow I take comfort in knowing that im the better person. pretty sure that pride is a deadly sin Quoteshortly after i found jesus one of my "enemies" was diagnosed with cancer. jesus dosnt give anyone cancer anymore than you wishing your 'enemy' had cancer gives it to him. what this post proves however is that you are just a malicious as your enemy that is unless your a troll which is highly likely Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fincher 0 #24 May 16, 2009 you are the poor recipient of a public education. You totally misread that. I never wished it on anyone. I too doubt that Jesus just gives cancer, but hey you cant really say for sure now can you? Unless you are saying that you understand all the mysteries of religion, science, and spirituality. Which I highly doubt you are that blessed, especially considering your obvious inability to correctly understand my post. I think jesus said it best.... "he who can not readeth, shall perish in ignoranceth"i'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DARK 0 #25 May 16, 2009 Quoteyou are the poor recipient of a public education. You totally misread that. I never wished it on anyone. I too doubt that Jesus just gives cancer, but hey you cant really say for sure now can you? Unless you are saying that you understand all the mysteries of religion, science, and spirituality. Which I highly doubt you are that blessed, especially considering your obvious inability to correctly understand my post. I think jesus said it best.... "he who can not readeth, shall perish in ignoranceth" i read it perfectly thank you and its not hard, as you seem to imagine it is, to read between the lines either way you have alot to be educated on yourself as regards the religon you profess to have 'found' as it seems to have completely left out forgiveness being good and retribution being bad finally all the scientific evidence suggests that jesus does not give cancer other than that though good troll it will probably go on for quite some pages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
