Changing conservative values

[billvon 3,009]

Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:

1. Respect your parents and your teachers.
2. Listen and learn in class.
3. Learn to read and write.
4. Study hard in school.
5. Think for yourself.
6. Don't be a quitter.
7. Serve your school, your community and your country.
8. Be honest.
9. If you do something wrong, admit it and apologize.

Conservative values for kids, circa 2009:

1. If you disagree with something your teacher says, stand up and shout "LIAR!" You will be considered a hero by your classmates.
2. Avoid listening to anything you or your parents might disagree with.
3. Spelling and grammar are for losers.
4. Education is for ivory-tower liberal elitists; don't be like them.
5. Listen to the popular and vocal kids, and think like them. If people criticize you for this tell them "but they're telling the TRUTH."
6. If you agree to do a tough job, and it gets tough, quit and let someone else do it.
7. Asking people to serve their country is a "joke and and insult."
8. Avoid telling the truth if it will inconvenience you.
9. If you did something wrong, tell people something that will avoid trouble. Tell them you were hiking the Appalachian Trail instead of admitting you were just cutting school.

[Lefty 0]

If this isn't already an annoying chain email, it needs to be.

Provoking a reaction isn't the same thing as saying something meaningful.
-Calvin

[rushmc 23]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:

1. Respect your parents and your teachers.
Stopped because liberals did not want to hurt kids feeling
2. Listen and learn in class.
Ended because liberals stopped the ablitiy of teacheres to disipline
3. Learn to read and write.
Liberals forced whole language and new math on the schools. Nuff said
4. Study hard in school.
But you do not have to pass. Might lower a students self asteem
5. Think for yourself.
Libs want Obama to do that for us all today cause we are all too stupid to know what is good for us
6. Don't be a quitter.
Now the Government wants to take care of you
7. Serve your school, your community and your
country.
Today we are asked to serve Obama and the government. Screw family and community
8. Be honest.
Why? Obama is a liar
9. If you do something wrong, admit it and apologize.
Libs blame it on society and conservative racists

Results of liberal changes circa 2009:

1. If you disagree with something your teacher says, stand up and shout "LIAR!" You will be considered a hero by your classmates.
2. Avoid listening to anything you or your parents might disagree with.
3. Spelling and grammar are for losers.
4. Education is for ivory-tower liberal elitists; don't be like them.
5. Listen to the popular and vocal kids, and think like them. If people criticize you for this tell them "but they're telling the TRUTH."
6. If you agree to do a tough job, and it gets tough, quit and let someone else do it.
7. Asking people to serve their country is a "joke and and insult."
8. Avoid telling the truth if it will inconvenience you.
9. If you did something wrong, tell people something that will avoid trouble. Tell them you were hiking the Appalachian Trail instead of admitting you were just cutting school.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[JohnDeere 0]

Quit bringing fact's to the table...... aint you suposed to just make fun of him or something?

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[funjumper101 15]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:

1. Respect your parents and your teachers.
Stopped because liberals did not want to hurt kids feeling
2. Listen and learn in class.
Ended because liberals stopped the ablitiy of teacheres to disipline
3. Learn to read and write.
Liberals forced whole language and new math on the schools. Nuff said
4. Study hard in school.
But you do not have to pass. Might lower a students self asteem
5. Think for yourself.
Libs want Obama to do that for us all today cause we are all too stupid to know what is good for us
6. Don't be a quitter.
Now the Government wants to take care of you
7. Serve your school, your community and your
country.
Today we are asked to serve Obama and the government. Screw family and community
8. Be honest.
Why? Obama is a liar
9. If you do something wrong, admit it and apologize.
Libs blame it on society and conservative racists

PeConservative values for kids, circa 2009

1. If you disagree with something your teacher says, stand up and shout "LIAR!" You will be considered a hero by your classmates.
2. Avoid listening to anything you or your parents might disagree with.
3. Spelling and grammar are for losers.
4. Education is for ivory-tower liberal elitists; don't be like them.
5. Listen to the popular and vocal kids, and think like them. If people criticize you for this tell them "but they're telling the TRUTH."
6. If you agree to do a tough job, and it gets tough, quit and let someone else do it.
7. Asking people to serve their country is a "joke and and insult."
8. Avoid telling the truth if it will inconvenience you.
9. If you did something wrong, tell people something that will avoid trouble. Tell them you were hiking the Appalachian Trail instead of admitting you were just cutting school.

The first part of your reply is pretty pathetic, even for you.

It is HYSTERICAL that you try to blame liberals. You don't contest the list of conservative characteristics. You just blame it on liberals. So much for the concept of personal responsibility.

Bwaa Haa Haa!!!!

The truth about modern conservatism sucks when you get your nose rubbed into it, eh?

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[airdvr 210]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:

1. Respect your parents and your teachers.
2. Listen and learn in class.
3. Learn to read and write.
4. Study hard in school.
5. Think for yourself.
6. Don't be a quitter.
7. Serve your school, your community and your country.
8. Be honest.
9. If you do something wrong, admit it and apologize.

Conservative values for kids, circa 2009:

1. If you disagree with something your teacher says, stand up and shout "LIAR!" You will be considered a hero by your classmates.
2. Avoid listening to anything you or your parents might disagree with.
3. Spelling and grammar are for losers.
4. Education is for ivory-tower liberal elitists; don't be like them.
5. Listen to the popular and vocal kids, and think like them. If people criticize you for this tell them "but they're telling the TRUTH."
6. If you agree to do a tough job, and it gets tough, quit and let someone else do it.
7. Asking people to serve their country is a "joke and and insult."
8. Avoid telling the truth if it will inconvenience you.
9. If you did something wrong, tell people something that will avoid trouble. Tell them you were hiking the Appalachian Trail instead of admitting you were just cutting school.

I really expected better than this from you Bill.

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[Ron 10]

WOW! Pure partisan tripe.

You are getting more and more transparent.

But, just for fun:

Liberal values for kids, circa 2009:

1. If you disagree with something your teacher says, stand up and shout "Racist!", or just insult them. You will be considered a hero by your classmates.
2. Avoid listening to anything you or your parents might disagree with...In fact don't bother listening to anyone, and don't worry about facts and evidence.
3. Spelling and grammar are for losers. Freely use curse words, it will make you look more hip and cool.
4. Education is a waste of time, drop out and let the govt send you a check.
5. Listen to the popular and vocal kids, and think like them. If people criticize you for this tell them "but they're telling the TRUTH."
6. If you agree to do a tough job, and it gets tough, quit and let someone else do it, or just get a free check from the Govt.
7. Asking people to serve their country is a "joke and and insult."
8. Avoid telling the truth if it will inconvenience you.
9. If you did something wrong, tell people something that will avoid trouble or that it is the only option you had since "the Man" has kept you down.

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

[rushmc 23]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:

1. Respect your parents and your teachers.
2. Listen and learn in class.
3. Learn to read and write.
4. Study hard in school.
5. Think for yourself.
6. Don't be a quitter.
7. Serve your school, your community and your country.
8. Be honest.
9. If you do something wrong, admit it and apologize.

Conservative values for kids, circa 2009:

1. If you disagree with something your teacher says, stand up and shout "LIAR!" You will be considered a hero by your classmates.
2. Avoid listening to anything you or your parents might disagree with.
3. Spelling and grammar are for losers.
4. Education is for ivory-tower liberal elitists; don't be like them.
5. Listen to the popular and vocal kids, and think like them. If people criticize you for this tell them "but they're telling the TRUTH."
6. If you agree to do a tough job, and it gets tough, quit and let someone else do it.
7. Asking people to serve their country is a "joke and and insult."
8. Avoid telling the truth if it will inconvenience you.
9. If you did something wrong, tell people something that will avoid trouble. Tell them you were hiking the Appalachian Trail instead of admitting you were just cutting school.

I really expected better than this from you Bill.

My point exactly

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[rushmc 23]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:

1. Respect your parents and your teachers.
Stopped because liberals did not want to hurt kids feeling
2. Listen and learn in class.
Ended because liberals stopped the ablitiy of teacheres to disipline
3. Learn to read and write.
Liberals forced whole language and new math on the schools. Nuff said
4. Study hard in school.
But you do not have to pass. Might lower a students self asteem
5. Think for yourself.
Libs want Obama to do that for us all today cause we are all too stupid to know what is good for us
6. Don't be a quitter.
Now the Government wants to take care of you
7. Serve your school, your community and your
country.
Today we are asked to serve Obama and the government. Screw family and community
8. Be honest.
Why? Obama is a liar
9. If you do something wrong, admit it and apologize.
Libs blame it on society and conservative racists

PeConservative values for kids, circa 2009

1. If you disagree with something your teacher says, stand up and shout "LIAR!" You will be considered a hero by your classmates.
2. Avoid listening to anything you or your parents might disagree with.
3. Spelling and grammar are for losers.
4. Education is for ivory-tower liberal elitists; don't be like them.
5. Listen to the popular and vocal kids, and think like them. If people criticize you for this tell them "but they're telling the TRUTH."
6. If you agree to do a tough job, and it gets tough, quit and let someone else do it.
7. Asking people to serve their country is a "joke and and insult."
8. Avoid telling the truth if it will inconvenience you.
9. If you did something wrong, tell people something that will avoid trouble. Tell them you were hiking the Appalachian Trail instead of admitting you were just cutting school.

The first part of your reply is pretty pathetic, even for you.

It is HYSTERICAL that you try to blame liberals. You don't contest the list of conservative characteristics. You just blame it on liberals. So much for the concept of personal responsibility.

Bwaa Haa Haa!!!!

The truth about modern conservatism sucks when you get your nose rubbed into it, eh?

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

Did YOU read billvons subject line????

WHOOOOOOSH!!!

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[georgerussia 0]

Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:
10. Do things you consider morally right.

Conservative values for kids, circa 2009:
10. Tell others to do things you consider morally right, and critique those who do not. However it's ok for you and your peers not to do it as long as you don't get caught.

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[rushmc 23]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:
10. Do things you consider morally right.

Conservative values for kids, circa 2009:
10. Tell others to do things you consider morally right, and critique those who do not. However it's ok for you and your peers not to do it as long as you don't get caught.

Liberal values circa 2009. Fuck a girl, get her pregnant. Talk her into killing the baby, during the surgery she looses the ability to have more, blame society.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[rushmc 23]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:
10. Do things you consider morally right.

Conservative values for kids, circa 2009:
10. Tell others to do things you consider morally right, and critique those who do not. However it's ok for you and your peers not to do it as long as you don't get caught.

Oh and I forgot, Obamacare pays for the abortion and the following law suit

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[georgerussia 0]

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Liberal values circa 2009. Fuck a girl, get her pregnant.

This is actually conservative value, as liberals use contraception and condoms.

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Talk her into killing the baby, during the surgery she looses the ability to have more, blame society.

Baby killing is not the same as abortion. Remember, you tried to prove your point, and failed tremendously.

P.S. Just wanted to add, only a year ago I was mostly leaning to conservative side. However you conservative guys here did a really great job to show me all the ugliness and hypocrisy of it, so thank you for that.

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[rushmc 23]

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Liberal values circa 2009. Fuck a girl, get her pregnant.

This is actually conservative value, as liberals use contraception and condoms.Knew this lame argument was coming

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Talk her into killing the baby, during the surgery she looses the ability to have more, blame society.

Baby killing is not the same as abortion. Remember, you tried to prove your point, and failed tremendously.
Dont think so dude
P.S. Just wanted to add, only a year ago I was mostly leaning to conservative side. However you conservative guys here did a really great job to show me all the ugliness and hypocrisy of it, so thank you for that.

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"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[FreeflyChile 0]

What new math?

[rushmc 23]

How young are you?

Not a trick question cause I thought nearly everybody was aware of the 'new math' teaching failure.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[billvon 3,009]

>Liberal values circa 2009.

Liberal values circa 1960. Have sex with everyone. Get an STD.

Conservative values circa 1960. Have sex with a few people. Avoid STD.

Liberal values circa 2009. Have sex, use contraception, avoid pregnancy.

Conservative values circa 2009. Preach abstinence, have sex, get pregnant. We can thank the Palin family for that lesson.

[LyraM45 0]

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Conservative values for kids, circa 1950:

1. Respect your parents and your teachers.
Stopped because liberals did not want to hurt kids feeling

HUH?????

Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :)

[TrophyHusband 0]

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How young are you?

Not a trick question cause I thought nearly everybody was aware of the 'new math' teaching failure.

i'm 34 and have heard the term "new math" all of my life, but i really have no idea what the fuck it is.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[SpeedRacer 1]

I'm 44. WTF is new math?

How can math be political? Can there be a Liberal Math and a Conservative Math?

Bullshit, it's math!

I am psychic. I am getting a vision. Now someone will post some smart-assed emailed shit about Liberal Math vs Conservative Math.


I need to get another beer. The one I have has stopped pouring for some strange reason.

Speed Racer
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[georgerussia 0]

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Knew this lame argument was coming

Condoms are not lame, they are actually working. Unless you fuck Holy Spirit, of course. Then they do not work, but it's not bad, as all you need is to just sober up.

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Dont think so dude

It was quite obvious.

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[quade 4]

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How young are you?
Not a trick question cause I thought nearly everybody was aware of the 'new math' teaching failure.

i'm 34 and have heard the term "new math" all of my life, but i really have no idea what the fuck it is.

That's because "new math" came into being before you were born.

While this is sort of a stupid clip, it does show how people "sort of" used to do "old math". Have you ever in your entire life seen anyone draw out division this way? No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRiTzrIS5fo

So, when "new math" came into being, a lot of old timers got upset. Some even wrote songs about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Vb8CWJ-Ho

Now there are even stranger algorithms being taught.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUm3DguqYb8

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[rushmc 23]

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Knew this lame argument was coming

Condoms are not lame, they are actually working. Unless you fuck Holy Spirit, of course. Then they do not work, but it's not bad, as all you need is to just sober up.

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Dont think so dude

It was quite obvious.

Well there it is then. It is fucking settled.

Nice post by the way. Very revealing


From your profile regarding your "sober up" comment.

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Teaching everyone how to drink vodka with pickles.

Yes, very revealing

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[georgerussia 0]

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From your profile regarding your "sober up" comment.
Teaching everyone how to drink vodka with pickles.
Yes, very revealing

Of course. You know, Jesus sucked my dick :D

* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. *

[SkyChimp 0]

That looks like the liberal value list..... You can add "Give funding to ACORN so they can advocate child prostitution in America"

Does anyone else find it funny that we made a SPORT out of an EMERGENCY PROCEDURE?!?!