skinnay 0 #1 October 26, 2009 If jesus was real, you wouldn't need to run this massive internet marketing campaign. Really. Can't you just let jesus do his own PR? Is banging on people's doors at 7am on Sundays just not enough anymore? Who has a good ad blocker for firefox? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 October 26, 2009 To SC in 3, 2, 1... C-ya50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 October 26, 2009 If oral sex was against the rules at your house, you'd be out banging on strangers doors too! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 October 26, 2009 Quote If oral sex was against the rules at your house, you'd be out banging on strangers doors too! bawahahahahahah or the only time you're allowed to have sex is to procreate! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 October 26, 2009 Quote Quote If oral sex was against the rules at your house, you'd be out banging on strangers doors too! bawahahahahahah or the only time you're allowed to have sex is to procreate! g We keep trying and trying and trying... Maybe its not working due to that vasectomy a couple years ago... mmmmRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdshit 0 #6 October 26, 2009 Quote If oral sex was against the rules at your house, you'd be out banging on strangers doors too! WHAT??!!?? NO ORAL? what about swinging? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #7 October 27, 2009 Quote If jesus was real, you wouldn't need to run this massive internet marketing campaign. Really. Can't you just let jesus do his own PR? Is banging on people's doors at 7am on Sundays just not enough anymore? That's what I put on my front door six months ago. Works pretty fine - so far only one couple of Jehova Witnesses went through Quote Who has a good ad blocker for firefox? AdBlock Plus with filters works perfectly.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #8 October 27, 2009 Quote bawahahahahahah or the only time you're allowed to have sex is to procreate! g To give credit where it's due, the LDS church changed this tenet under Spencer Kimball, a prophet from a couple decades ago. He said it was healthy for a man and woman to have sex as part of strengthening their relationship. Oral is still not cool, however. I think their marketing would work better if they brought back polygamy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #9 October 27, 2009 Quote I think their marketing would work better if they brought back polygamy. Nope. God gave Man TWO ears and it wasn't so he could have two Wives.... It was one for his Wife and one for his Mother.Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhaig 0 #10 October 27, 2009 I'm not typically one to quote verse, but: "A quarrelsome wife is like the constant dripping on a rainy day." somewhere in Proverbs 27-- Rob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites