Tiger woods injured in car accident

[Lucky... 0]

http://www.wesh.com/news/21740162/detail.html

[Andrewwhyte 1]

Seems like a BF topic.

[Gene03 0]

Not that I care one way or the other but, this story doesn't pass the sniff test.

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[kelpdiver 2]

It was grief over the Big Game slaughter by California.

Or maybe guilt over being inducted into Stanfurd's hall of fame despite not earning a degree.

[Lucky... 0]

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Not that I care one way or the other but, this story doesn't pass the sniff test.

You're right. It appears it was Tiger fucking some chick, his wife figuring it out, a fight ensuing and him getting his ass kicked by her. Then he runs outside and hides in the SUV by locking the doors. She says, 'oh no you di'ent' and gets a club and breaks the back window out., then he hauls ass and is looking backwards for Kujo as he floors it and runs into a hydrant/tree.

Now they're not talking. It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us. Basically, Tiger should have been wearing a wife-beater instead of a polo shirt and driving a 79 Suburban instead of an 09 Escalade and there we go. Basically your Beverly Hillbillies Tiger-style.

[billvon 2,991]

>It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us.

Uh - why is it hilarious?

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Not that I care one way or the other but, this story doesn't pass the sniff test.

You're right. It appears it was Tiger fucking some chick, his wife figuring it out, a fight ensuing and him getting his ass kicked by her. Then he runs outside and hides in the SUV by locking the doors. She says, 'oh no you di'ent' and gets a club and breaks the back window out., then he hauls ass and is looking backwards for Kujo as he floors it and runs into a hydrant/tree.

Now they're not talking. It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us. Basically, Tiger should have been wearing a wife-beater instead of a polo shirt and driving a 79 Suburban instead of an 09 Escalade and there we go. Basically your Beverly Hillbillies Tiger-style.

Source please.

HAMMER:
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[ryoder 1,590]

We need more info such as:
- What club did she use?
- What is par for an SUV?
- How man strokes did she take?
- Can she beat Nicholson's score on a Mercedes?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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We need more info such as:
- What club did she use?
- What is par for an SUV?
- How man strokes did she take?
- Can she beat Nicholson's score on a Mercedes?

a golf club
probably 2
1 i hope.
doubt it.

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[AggieDave 6]

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>It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us.

Uh - why is it hilarious?

Family violence is never hilarious. They're real people with real lives. The only reason why this made it into the national media is because the man can play a mean round of golf. If it was your neighbors, then sadly, no one would seemingly care.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Lucky... 0]

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>It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us.

Uh - why is it hilarious?

Because it's such a classist nation, it breeds this kind of emotion, at least from poor fuckers like me.

Guy's got everything, now it appears he's prolly fucking around on an already fine wife, gets his ass kicked and leaves his what, 30M mansion in his 100k car and crashes.

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- What is par for an SUV?

LOL. But the SUV careened off the hydrant and hit the tree, so that's a double-bogey....apparently golf skill doesn't run in the family.

Funny shit dude.

[Lucky... 0]

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>It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us.

Uh - why is it hilarious?

Family violence is never hilarious. They're real people with real lives. The only reason why this made it into the national media is because the man can play a mean round of golf. If it was your neighbors, then sadly, no one would seemingly care.

And that's my point, people with privilege use it and so when they have 'everyone' probs it gets used against them via mass media coverage.

[kelpdiver 2]

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Source please.

TMZ (gossip site) has been the primary one, focusing on the changing account by the wife.

Now they're refusing to talk, which apparently they can do, though I would think the police would have more authority to investigate based on the possibility of driving under the influence.

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>It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us.

Uh - why is it hilarious?

Because it's such a classist nation, it breeds this kind of emotion, at least from poor fuckers like me.

Guy's got everything, now it appears he's prolly fucking around on an already fine wife, gets his ass kicked and leaves his what, 30M mansion in his 100k car and crashes.

Yeah, you're speculating as usual.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[Lucky... 0]

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Source please.

TMZ (gossip site) has been the primary one, focusing on the changing account by the wife.

Now they're refusing to talk, which apparently they can do, though I would think the police would have more authority to investigate based on the possibility of driving under the influence.

Tiger was taken to the hospital so I'm sure they did at least a cursory check. But here's my point why I think it played out as I stated: If she was trying to free him, why did she go thru the back window? Wouldn't it make more sense that she came thru the passenger side or behind Tiger? And there was reportely no blood on the steering wheel and his face was cut. It smells weird, I think it was a domestic.

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>It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us.

Uh - why is it hilarious?

Because it's such a classist nation, it breeds this kind of emotion, at least from poor fuckers like me.

Guy's got everything, now it appears he's prolly fucking around on an already fine wife, gets his ass kicked and leaves his what, 30M mansion in his 100k car and crashes.

Yeah, you're speculating as usual.

Kind of like juries do when deciding cases, take a lot of usually circumstantial evidence, listen to arguments from both sides and make a judgment based upon what smells the most likely. You, of coure, need a notarized statement from god. If I even get charged I will request you as a juror.

[Lucky... 0]

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>It really is hillarious when multicazzillionaires have problems like all of us.

Uh - why is it hilarious?

Because it's such a classist nation, it breeds this kind of emotion, at least from poor fuckers like me.

Guy's got everything, now it appears he's prolly fucking around on an already fine wife, gets his ass kicked and leaves his what, 30M mansion in his 100k car and crashes.

Yeah, you're speculating as usual.

http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200911297726222/news/

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.


If it was a simple car crash then why would it be a private family matter? A crash is a crash, a domestic issue is just that and they want to keep it private. The crash was incident to the DR.

[Belgian_Draft 0]

Gotta hand it to you, Lucky. You may be full of BS 99.9% of the time but it sure is entertaining.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[Lucky... 0]

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Gotta hand it to you, Lucky. You may be full of BS 99.9% of the time but it sure is entertaining.

You have to PA all the time?

[Belgian_Draft 0]

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Gotta hand it to you, Lucky. You may be full of BS 99.9% of the time but it sure is entertaining.

You have to PA all the time?

What PA? You don't think your posts are good entertainment?

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[AggieDave 6]

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What PA? You don't think your posts are good entertainment?

They're excellent entertainment. Even more so when the expert-on-everything-troll gets all upset and tries to justify the attitude and trolling.

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[livendive 8]

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Because it's such a classist nation, it breeds this kind of emotion, at least from poor fuckers like me.

Have you noticed that you are one of the most profoundly classist posters in this forum? But at least you can blame it on everyone else, "because it's such a classist nation."

Blues,
Dave

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[normiss 800]

Nobody HAS to talk to the police.
That is a personal choice, typically influenced by one's attorney.

[Andy9o8 2]

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Nobody HAS to talk to the police.
That is a personal choice, typically influenced by one's attorney.

Correct. I think any responsible attorney for Woods right now would advise him to STFU.