Andy9o8 2 #1 December 14, 2009 Farouk Shami is a Palestinian immigrant who is running for Governor of Texas. He went to a Quaker school on the West Bank, identifies himself as a Quaker, and is married with grown children. But his parents were Muslims, he is Palestinian for cripe's sake, and his business background is developing and marketing hair care products. So let's face facts. "Quaker"? Yeah, right. He's no less a Muslim than than slippery mulatto whose middle name is Hussein and was probably born in Indonesia. And Muslims, of course, are all closet terrorists when you scratch under the surface. Plus, he's a hairdresser - how queer is that? And this is on top of (oops! - in addition to) that new lesbian mayor of Houston. The chilling conclusion is clear. Texas, once proud land of God, guns and guernseys**, is going queer, and it's going jihad. And it's happening right under our noses! I just wish for God's sake that someone would think of the children. **(yeah, I know: guernseys are dairy cows; but I needed a cow synonym that started with "g".) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #2 December 14, 2009 Think of the children! Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #3 December 14, 2009 Look, no one's saying that he is a gay terrorist. But don't we have the right to know? Why hasn't he released his father's medical records so we can see for ourselves what's going on? What's he hiding? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 December 14, 2009 Y'all should be Shaker-ing in y'boots. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tonyhays 86 #5 December 14, 2009 Don't mess with the Zohan!“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #6 December 15, 2009 Quote What's he hiding? More like... what's he "concealing"? So let's see if he develops into a serious candidate. If he does, just watch the things in the OP start to get spoken in earnest... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 December 15, 2009 You know that Houston just elected an openly gay mayor, right? Either way, Kinky will be elected long before this guy gets any serious votes. Not because of what you said, but because of exposure and what he says he wants.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #8 December 15, 2009 QuoteYou know that Houston just elected an openly gay mayor, right? Of course. I reference it in my OP. QuoteEither way, Kinky will be elected long before this guy gets any serious votes. I presume that, too. QuoteNot because of what you said, but because of exposure and what he says he wants. This is, of course, a parody thread, not really having anything to do with Texas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 December 15, 2009 We really need to know more about this guy! He came out of nowhere, basically. He say's he only wants $1.00 salary for the job. Which leads to the question... 'What does he really want?' After him, we have Kay B. Hutcheson, Kinky and our present bought-off governor. I do know, I don't want the incumbent! As for the new mayor of Houston... time wil tell. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 December 15, 2009 Quote Quote What's he hiding? More like... what's he "concealing"? So let's see if he develops into a serious candidate. If he does, just watch the things in the OP start to get spoken in earnest... Gee, Andy playing the race card again..what a surprise Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 December 15, 2009 Quote Texas, once proud land of God, guns and guernseys**, is going queer . . . Well, that's good to hear. Maybe it means that Austin is finally influencing the rest of the state. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 December 15, 2009 Quote Quote Texas, once proud land of God, guns and guernseys**, is going queer . . . Well, that's good to hear. Maybe it means that Austin is finally influencing the rest of the state. I don't know if, that's a good thing or a bad thing! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LyraM45 0 #13 December 15, 2009 Quote Quote Texas, once proud land of God, guns and guernseys**, is going queer . . . Well, that's good to hear. Maybe it means that Austin is finally influencing the rest of the state. Thank God.... that place is the states only saving grace, IMO.Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 December 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Texas, once proud land of God, guns and guernseys**, is going queer . . . Well, that's good to hear. Maybe it means that Austin is finally influencing the rest of the state. Thank God.... that place is the states only saving grace, IMO. *rolls eyes* quelle surpriseMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #15 December 16, 2009 Quote Quote Texas, once proud land of God, guns and guernseys**, is going queer . . . Well, that's good to hear. Maybe it means that Austin is finally influencing the rest of the state. Like hell! That town needs a fence around it and burned to the groundNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #16 December 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote What's he hiding? More like... what's he "concealing"? So let's see if he develops into a serious candidate. If he does, just watch the things in the OP start to get spoken in earnest... Gee, Andy playing the race card again..what a surprise Not even remotely. You completely missed the point of the parody, in your endless obsession to be snarky with me. Bye again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 December 16, 2009 Quote Quote Well, that's good to hear. Maybe it means that Austin is finally influencing the rest of the state. Like hell! That town needs a fence around it and burned to the ground Oh, I just love to be obnoxious to the non-Austinite Texans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 December 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote What's he hiding? More like... what's he "concealing"? So let's see if he develops into a serious candidate. If he does, just watch the things in the OP start to get spoken in earnest... Gee, Andy playing the race card again..what a surprise Not even remotely. You completely missed the point of the parody, in your endless obsession to be snarky with me. Bye again. Yeah, the bolded above is just SO neutral - it's all me picking on poor Andy.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #19 December 16, 2009 Quote Farouk Shami is a Palestinian immigrant who is running for Governor of Texas. He went to a Quaker school on the West Bank, identifies himself as a Quaker, and is married with grown children. But his parents were Muslims, he is Palestinian for cripe's sake, and his business background is developing and marketing hair care products. So let's face facts. "Quaker"? Yeah, right. He's no less a Muslim than than slippery mulatto whose middle name is Hussein and was probably born in Indonesia. And Muslims, of course, are all closet terrorists when you scratch under the surface. Plus, he's a hairdresser - how queer is that? And this is on top of (oops! - in addition to) that new lesbian mayor of Houston. The chilling conclusion is clear. Texas, once proud land of God, guns and guernseys**, is going queer, and it's going jihad. And it's happening right under our noses! I just wish for God's sake that someone would think of the children. **(yeah, I know: guernseys are dairy cows; but I needed a cow synonym that started with "g".) Well, I think the solution is obvious. It's time to expand the scope and frequency of the "Chute and Shoot Boogies." Edit to add: For the children's sake.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
