ridestrong 1 #1 November 24, 2010 BODY SCANNER MASTURBATION STORY IS FAKE! Needed to post this before everyone starts ranting about it like it's true. Problem is too many people are now just looking to make this worse than it really is. There are likely 10 times as many false reports now because of all this type of bullshit. These agents, like it or not are just doing what their told. Until the TSA changes their policy, making smart ass comments and giving these agents a hard time will just make things worse. I agree these measures are stupid... stupid that their doing it to unnecessary people. Here's the fake story: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboyshred 0 #2 November 24, 2010 doesn't matter if it's fake. It's a very real possibility that some dude is thumbing himself off while looking at the scanner images. Furthermore, the spank bank is real and nobody should have their naked image in another persons spank bank without their consent and intent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #3 November 24, 2010 Quote doesn't matter if it's fake. It's a very real possibility that some dude is thumbing himself off while looking at the scanner images. Actually is does matter!!! I can't wait for the, "He stuck his finger in my ass" story. or "He licked my balls" story. or "He told me to shut up and like it" story Funny how now EVERY TSA WORKER is a pervert, child molester, rapist, nymphomaniac... *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #4 November 24, 2010 On another note, I recently lost my job at DIA. Anyone know of anyone hiring right now...*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doughboyshred 0 #5 November 24, 2010 it only takes one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #6 November 24, 2010 Quote Funny how now EVERY TSA WORKER is a pervert, child molester, rapist, nymphomaniac... No, not every TSA worker. that's just plain silly to say. Just the ones that are child molesters, rapists, nymphomaniacs...and don't forget the thieves, drug users, drug pushers, gangsters, sociopaths, and power-trippers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #7 November 24, 2010 Quote These agents, like it or not are just doing what their told. Until the TSA changes their policy, making smart ass comments and giving these agents a hard time will just make things worse. I agree these measures are stupid... stupid that their doing it to unnecessary people. If it's stupid and unnecessary, why continue to defend it? Why defend the substantial money being spent on it? The TSA is not going to change back if everyone just shuts up and accepts it. Quite the contrary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #8 November 24, 2010 No shit, Sherlock! "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #9 November 24, 2010 QuoteFunny how now EVERY TSA WORKER is a pervert, child molester, rapist, nymphomaniac... Thats unfair, I'm sure that most are just halfwits with records for petty crimes.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #10 November 24, 2010 Quote On another note, I recently lost my job at DIA. Anyone know of anyone hiring right now... TSA? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #11 November 24, 2010 Mmmmm... Where do I send my CV?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 November 24, 2010 TSA - what a bunch of wankers (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #13 November 24, 2010 IS THIS FUCKING LEGIT ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #14 November 24, 2010 Landy908? Anducky908? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #15 November 24, 2010 From what angle?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #16 November 24, 2010 Quote Quote On another note, I recently lost my job at DIA. Anyone know of anyone hiring right now... TSA? That was implicated in my joke... DIA (Denver International Airport) *I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #17 November 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote On another note, I recently lost my job at DIA. Anyone know of anyone hiring right now... TSA? That was implicated in my joke... DIA (Denver International Airport) you were a TSA muppet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #18 November 24, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote On another note, I recently lost my job at DIA. Anyone know of anyone hiring right now... TSA? That was implicated in my joke... DIA (Denver International Airport) you were a TSA muppet? Yeah, I was a body scanner and got fired for false accusations.. No, I'm fully employed and never worked at the airport. I do however look at peoples 'scans' every day just not full body ones.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #19 November 25, 2010 I thought so. I knew you were in the med industry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #20 November 25, 2010 THX!!!! OMG!!!! I ALMOST SHARED IT ON FACEBOOK!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGSSSS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #21 November 25, 2010 Quote THX!!!! OMG!!!! I ALMOST SHARED IT ON FACEBOOK!!!!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGSSSS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Hahahaha... One of my friends in NY already had it posted on his FB page yesterday. I'm sure we'll be seeing more people post it before it goes away.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
