Dear Abby

[skyrider 0]

Dear Abby,


My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. Finally, the last straw; he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,

Lost in D.C.









Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

[GeorgiaDon 362]

The Bush administration is done. Get over it already!

Don

(edited to add link to 2005 posting)

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Tolerance is the cost we must pay for our adventure in liberty. (Dworkin, 1996)
“Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” (Yeats)

[quade 4]

You do realize this joke goes back to the 43rd Administration; no?

http://www.severinbrowne.com/jokes7.html
Scroll to "Joke for the week ending February 5, 2005"

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[rushmc 23]

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You do realize this joke goes back to the 43rd Administration; no?

http://www.severinbrowne.com/jokes7.html
Scroll to "Joke for the week ending February 5, 2005"

Ya

Sure is funny every time it is true though

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[quade 4]

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You do realize this joke goes back to the 43rd Administration; no?
http://www.severinbrowne.com/jokes7.html
Scroll to "Joke for the week ending February 5, 2005"

Ya
Sure is funny every time it is true though

It would be funnier if rewritten to bring it up to date. The issue is that a lot of what the joke is talking about doesn't apply to Obama. In particular, the religious and "loyalty oath" bits.

Unfortunately, whoever started recirculating it in the last couple of weeks didn't even take the time to do that.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[rushmc 23]

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You do realize this joke goes back to the 43rd Administration; no?
http://www.severinbrowne.com/jokes7.html
Scroll to "Joke for the week ending February 5, 2005"

Ya
Sure is funny every time it is true though

It would be funnier if rewritten to bring it up to date. The issue is that a lot of what the joke is talking about doesn't apply to Obama. In particular, the religious and "loyalty oath" bits.

Unfortunately, whoever started recirculating it in the last couple of weeks didn't even take the time to do that.

Jeesh

Lighten up dude
Take a vaction or something
If it is all this serious for you, you need to look at finding a change

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[kallend 2,026]

Why do you insist on making yourself look foolish over and over again?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[Coreece 190]

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Why do you insist on making yourself look foolish over and over again?

We are selfless entertainers strictly here for your amusement.

Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

[kelpdiver 2]

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Unfortunately, whoever started recirculating it in the last couple of weeks didn't even take the time to do that.

nothing more offensive than lazy "wit."

[GARYC24 3]

It would be even funnier if it was the John Prine song!

[perryd 0]

dear abby dear abby my fountain pen leaks,
my wife hollars at me and my kids are all freaks

[GeorgiaDon 362]

now listen up buster, and listen up good
stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

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Tolerance is the cost we must pay for our adventure in liberty. (Dworkin, 1996)
“Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” (Yeats)

[billvon 2,989]

>Why do you insist on making yourself look foolish over and over again?

I thought it was pretty funny. Skitt's Law in action.

[rushmc 23]

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It would be even funnier if it was the John Prine song!

+1

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[skyrider 0]

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The Bush administration is done. Get over it already!

Don

(edited to add link to 2005 posting)

You think I didn't recognise it??

You guys are far too easy!

[Amazon 7]

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The Bush administration is done. Get over it already!

Don

(edited to add link to 2005 posting)

You think I didn't recognise it??

You guys are far too easy!

Actually no otherwise you would not have gotten red faced looking like an ________.

[popsjumper 2]

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now listen up buster, and listen up good
stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.



siiiiiiigned, Dear Abby

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239