turtlespeed 226 #1 January 9, 2011 GTFOI Try to let the funny bone work a little: The Female Genie While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken in the morning with three American women in my bed. So just do it and be off with you. The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi at his side. His dick was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 January 10, 2011 Makes me wonder about how old that really is . . . a Tonya Harding reference? Really? Here's something that will make you feel older; ya know that was 17 years ago? My how time flies.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 January 10, 2011 That there's funny... I don't care who you are! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #4 January 10, 2011 QuoteMakes me wonder about how old that really is . . . a Tonya Harding reference? Really? Here's something that will make you feel older; ya know that was 17 years ago? My how time flies. She currently does commentary on TruTV's "Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest..." Danny Bonaduce, Leif Garret and Todd Bridges too, along with a bunch of others. They can be pretty funny sometimes."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 January 10, 2011 Gary Coleman was on that while he lasted too. Lief garret sometimes too. 17 years - ugh . . . I feel old now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SivaGanesha 2 #6 December 21, 2018 turtlespeedThe next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi at his side. His dick was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. Well in just two short weeks we will all be able to enjoy Nancycare again. PS--the genie didn't quite get the job done. Lorena Bobbitt was Ecuadorean, not American. She was eventually allowed to stay in the USA, though. You might say that she was willing to do a job Americans wouldn't do."It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #7 December 21, 2018 I heard Lorena Bobbitt was involved in a wreck on the freeway. Some dick cut her off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
