Was Jesus Christ the first zombie in recorded history ?

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I'm by no means an expert, but common sense tells me that given Jesus lived and the associated storys about him are true, Lazarus was a zombie before Jesus was.

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I'm by no means an expert, but common sense tells me that given Jesus lived and the associated storys about him are true, Lazarus was a zombie before Jesus was.

Praise the Zombie Lord

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Praise the Zombie Lord

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Klatu Verata Nictu.

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I'm by no means an expert, but common sense tells me that given Jesus lived and the associated storys about him are true, Lazarus was a zombie before Jesus was.

And lo, Peter smote the un-dead Lazarus with a head shot...

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And lo, Peter smote the un-dead Lazarus with a head shot...

Peter, in his wisdom, knoweth an axe and a shotgun with which he should smite the un-dead, should always be at his side.

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I don't know. But I think that Colin Blumstone was the greatest Zombie - though what Rod Argent accomplished afterward was even more impressive.

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Some people were debating this last weekend, but I had to step out before any conclusions were drawn.

It is nice to finally see that at least one of you knows enough history to acknowledge the fact that Jesus died and rose again. Keep at it, I can tell you are on the verge of a major life changing break through.

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Klatu Verata Nictu.

Hail to the king, baby.

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And lo, Peter smote the un-dead Lazarus with a head shot...

And saw it was good. . .

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According to many of the atheists on this forum, all humans are essentially zombies.

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And lo, Peter smote the un-dead Lazarus with a head shot...

And saw it was good. . .

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Some people were debating this last weekend, but I had to step out before any conclusions were drawn.

I don't know, but I do know that when you use the C-word to describe Jesus, you are implying certain conclusions about him.

If you want to frame a discussion about Jesus without implying a conclusion before the discussion starts, it is better to just call him Jesus without the C-word.

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Some people were debating this last weekend, but I had to step out before any conclusions were drawn.

I don't know, but I do know that when you use the C-word to describe Jesus, you are implying certain conclusions about him.

If you want to frame a discussion about Jesus without implying a conclusion before the discussion starts, it is better to just call him Jesus without the C-word.

Oh, I think it goes a long way to distinguish between the observant Jew of the era and the mythical construct created later by pagan Europeans.

As a Nazorean, one's entry into the sect entailed a ritual "death" and "rebirth," sort of like the modern "born again" types. As translated and interpreted by pagan scribes - and later heavily redacted - the tale took on a different slant.

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Some people were debating this last weekend, but I had to step out before any conclusions were drawn.

It is nice to finally see that at least one of you knows enough history to acknowledge the fact that Jesus died and rose again. Keep at it, I can tell you are on the verge of a major life changing break through.

yup, a sudden outburst of schizophrenia or a nervous breakdown can truely be life-changing..

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