"If two men say they're jesus...",Conflicting accounts and the Obama , Ben Laden execution/assasination hoax

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You might be a redneck Al Qaeda if....

1. Your prayer mat is a Budweiser beach towel.
2. You wear your turban backwards when wrenchin' on a car engine.
3. You hate Israel but can't find it on a map.
4. Your turban is a 'coon skin.
5. Your cave has a satellite dish.
6. You have a gun rack on your camel.
7. In battle you yell "Allahu Akhbar, YEEEEEHAAAW!!"
8. You send your secret courier out for chewin' tobacco.

9. You have camels sitting on cinder blocks in front of your cave.

10. Your turban has a place to hold your beer can and a sippy tube for hands free drunken jihad fun.

11. Your camel has the Yosemite Sam mudflaps that say "BACK OFF"

12. The coffee table in your cave is an old RPG launcher crate.

13. The CB antenna on your camel is a danger to low flying Black Ops Helicopters.

14. Your Christmas lights are still on your cave 6 months after the holiday.

15. Your camel still has an eight track player on it.

16. Your talking bird knows the phrase "OPEN UP, NAVY SEALS!"

17. Your family's number one enemy is the Navy SEALS!

18. You ever considered putting a 12 inch lift kit on your camel.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

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He's dead, Jim.

Now THAT is fucking funny ... nice one.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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He's dead, Jim.

That about sums it up!


Chuck

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I work with Jesus in my current project, and he's really, really good at what he does.

Wendy P.

A while back we had to borrow a specialist from Spain called Mosses, I told my boss to get in touch with his boss to arrange it, my boss thought I was joking when I told him he had to ask a guy called Jesus if he could borrow Mosses!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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I work with Jesus in my current project, and he's really, really good at what he does.

Wendy P.

A while back we had to borrow a specialist from Spain called Mosses, I told my boss to get in touch with his boss to arrange it, my boss thought I was joking when I told him he had to ask a guy called Jesus if he could borrow Mosses!

Did he turn out to be a basket case?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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Am I drinking a Dr. Pepper right now, or did the government just tell me that I'm drinking Dr. Pepper? Holy shit I just blew my mind. Are these guys lyin'?

Are you a fan of acid and ecstasy?

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I work with Jesus in my current project, and he's really, really good at what he does.

Wendy P.

A while back we had to borrow a specialist from Spain called Mosses, I told my boss to get in touch with his boss to arrange it, my boss thought I was joking when I told him he had to ask a guy called Jesus if he could borrow Mosses!

Did he turn out to be a basket case?

FYI, Jesus is riding in the 2011 Kentucky Derby aboard Shackleford.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

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Am I drinking a Dr. Pepper right now, or did the government just tell me that I'm drinking Dr. Pepper? Holy shit I just blew my mind. Are these guys lyin'?

Are you a fan of acid and ecstasy?

I have enjoyed acid never tried X.

Tell us all about Private Jessica Lynch or how about the Heroic death of Pat Tillman.
Maybe after all that research you might petition your government to allow you to purchase a "stress reliever".

Peace,
Jim B

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He's dead, Jim.

And the worms have eaten his corpse.

He didn't just get killed within' the last few weeks.

He died of renal failure in Dec 2001.

Of course the Gov't has now said that they killed him !

They got him!!!!

And they threw him in the ocean so no one could ever affirm or disaffirm the story that "they got em!!!"

Hey!!! Have some Gatorade!
It's got electrolytes!!!

Peace,
Jim B

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He died of renal failure in Dec 2001.

Generalíssimo Francisco Franco is still dead

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

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Is your current project scheduled to end on, or about, May 21?

You don't have to outrun the bear.