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Dunno about Jesus. I can rise again after 15 minutes of downtime.
Blue chemicals?
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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
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QuoteOn a side note, you've got to try and understand Scripture from their perspective and....
blah blah blah....
Here's some 'scripture' that i try to understand and appreciate.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2011/05/16/oases-of-bacteria-provided-oxygen-to-spark-evolution-of-first-multicellular-animals/
It makes more sense and it actually have factual basis.....OMG, it even has scientific references at the bottom of the article.....it could even be called.......SCIENCE!
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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome
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Dunno about Jesus. I can rise again after 15 minutes of downtime.
Blue chemicals?
Gatorade? Hate the stuff.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
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QuoteQuoteOn a side note, you've got to try and understand Scripture from their perspective and....
blah blah blah....
Here's some 'scripture' that i try to understand and appreciate.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/80beats/2011/05/16/oases-of-bacteria-provided-oxygen-to-spark-evolution-of-first-multicellular-animals/
It makes more sense and it actually have factual basis.....OMG, it even has scientific references at the bottom of the article.....it could even be called.......SCIENCE!
Origin of Photosynthesis
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Interesting observation PJ... Sorry I mean Jimbrown
When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
Read more: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/shows/how-i-met-your-mother/episodes/the-three-days-rule/#ixzz1MdzIjjhN
SHIT! And to think I'm a dumb ass and I usually call the girl or text her in two days....FRACK!
WWJD?
He would wait three days!
Read more: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/shows/how-i-met-your-mother/episodes/the-three-days-rule/#ixzz1MdzIjjhN
SHIT! And to think I'm a dumb ass and I usually call the girl or text her in two days....FRACK!
WWJD?
He would wait three days!
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
QuoteBarney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
Read more: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/shows/how-i-met-your-mother/episodes/the-three-days-rule/#ixzz1MdzIjjhN
SHIT! And to think I'm a dumb ass and I usually call the girl or text her in two days....FRACK!
WWJD?
He would wait three days!
Man, he did not wait 3 days. Is was his father, he decided son has been sleeping long anough, he woke him up, he rose him up. That's what the bible says.
Sorry, there's no connection to *you and girls*, just to the thread ....
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QuoteAnd he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard
I guess this guy never heard of the Sabbath.
***Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already
Hahahahaha!
that's a good one....
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No thanks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfNlWbZX3pM
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answersingenesis.org?
yep, the bastion of scientific study.
In what journals has it been published (Other than other contributors to answersingenesis.org)
The explanation of Photosynthesis is not too bad, given my limited biological knowledge, but I love how the article explains photosynthesis, and then wraps it up by saying:
I prefer to put my faith in the Word of the living God who says, “‘Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.’ And it was so.”
without one grain of evidence to support how Genesis accomplishes photosynthesis, other than is SIMPLY DOES....
just goes to show that almost any nutjob can get a Phd.
yep, the bastion of scientific study.
In what journals has it been published (Other than other contributors to answersingenesis.org)
The explanation of Photosynthesis is not too bad, given my limited biological knowledge, but I love how the article explains photosynthesis, and then wraps it up by saying:
I prefer to put my faith in the Word of the living God who says, “‘Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.’ And it was so.”
without one grain of evidence to support how Genesis accomplishes photosynthesis, other than is SIMPLY DOES....
just goes to show that almost any nutjob can get a Phd.
The Bible doesn't say he was dead for three days. It says he rose on the third day.
The day he got crucified was Day 1, not day 0. There were no computer engineers back then.
Actually they had yet to come up with the number 0.
The day he got crucified was Day 1, not day 0. There were no computer engineers back then.
Actually they had yet to come up with the number 0.
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QuoteThe Bible doesn't say he was dead for three days. It says he rose on the third day.
The day he got crucified was Day 1, not day 0. There were no computer engineers back then.
Actually they had yet to come up with the number 0.
But as the Biblical account has him already out of the tomb at dawn when the ladies arrived isn't it more likely that he was gone during the night of the second day? He may have even left the tomb Friday night or during the day on that Sabbath as no one would approach/ inspect the grave on the Sabbath.
Peace,
Jim B
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Dunno about Jesus. I can rise again after 15 minutes of downtime.
Blue chemicals?
Gatorade? Hate the stuff.
It's got electrolytes!!!!!!!
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QuoteQuoteThe Bible doesn't say he was dead for three days. It says he rose on the third day.
The day he got crucified was Day 1, not day 0. There were no computer engineers back then.
Actually they had yet to come up with the number 0.
But as the Biblical account has him already out of the tomb at dawn when the ladies arrived isn't it more likely that he was gone during the night of the second day? He may have even left the tomb Friday night or during the day on that Sabbath as no one would approach/ inspect the grave on the Sabbath.
Peace,
Jim B
Who cares?
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QuoteQuoteQuoteThe Bible doesn't say he was dead for three days. It says he rose on the third day.
The day he got crucified was Day 1, not day 0. There were no computer engineers back then.
Actually they had yet to come up with the number 0.
But as the Biblical account has him already out of the tomb at dawn when the ladies arrived isn't it more likely that he was gone during the night of the second day? He may have even left the tomb Friday night or during the day on that Sabbath as no one would approach/ inspect the grave on the Sabbath.
Peace,
Jim B
Who cares?
Jews count a day from sunset to sunset, not as we do, so dead on Friday (day 1). Friday at sunset a new day starts (day 2). Saturday at sunset starts a new day (day 3). So, even if Jesus rose on Saturday night it would be the 3rd day.
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