Abedy 0 #126 May 18, 2011 Muahahahaha Funny story about a rabbi who only wanted to simplify Judaism (Be a Chosen One without all the hassle of 500+ rules, restraints and requirements ) The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #127 May 18, 2011 Quote Muahahahaha Funny story about a rabbi who only wanted to simplify Judaism (Be a Chosen One without all the hassle of 500+ rules, restraints and requirements ) Ya, real funny. Apparently you didn't even read it...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #128 May 18, 2011 You know you have to give it to Christianity. They can debate and enjoy a good joke or two about their religion. Even say the words Mohamed and bacon within the same hour....oh wow those Muslims will go bat shit crazy!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird18c 24 #129 May 18, 2011 Mmm... I loves me some bacon. That's some mighty fine swine! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #130 May 18, 2011 QuoteMmm... I loves me some bacon. That's some mighty fine swine! You forgot to mention Mohammed...are you afraid of someone elses imaginary friend also?"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #131 May 18, 2011 Quote are you afraid of someone elses imaginary friend also? My imaginary friend was Larry from three's company back when I was around 5 years old, but I called him Jack instead. I think the producers got the names wrong on that show...Jack looked more like a Larry and Larry looked more like a Jack... ...Sorry, don't mind me. Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #132 May 18, 2011 Quote Quote Muahahahaha Funny story about a rabbi who only wanted to simplify Judaism (Be a Chosen One without all the hassle of 500+ rules, restraints and requirements ) Ya, real funny. Apparently you didn't even read it... You noticed I referred to the funny story of freethefly titled "Savior Dies After Drunk Driving Accident"? But heck, I like you die-hard Christians. Always willing to spread your belief and be it with sword and fire.The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #133 May 18, 2011 Quote Quote are you afraid of someone elses imaginary friend also? My imaginary friend was Larry from three's company back when I was around 5 years old, but I called him Jack instead. I think the producers got the names wrong on that show...Jack looked more like a Larry and Larry looked more like a Jack... ...Sorry, don't mind me. When did his name change to Jesus?"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #134 May 18, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Muahahahaha Funny story about a rabbi who only wanted to simplify Judaism (Be a Chosen One without all the hassle of 500+ rules, restraints and requirements ) Ya, real funny. Apparently you didn't even read it... You noticed I referred to the funny story of freethefly titled "Savior Dies After Drunk Driving Accident"? But that's not what your comment was about... Quote But heck, I like you die-hard Christians. Always willing to spread your belief and be it with sword and fire. Thanks, but I don't need to use a sword, or fire...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #135 May 18, 2011 Quote Quote Quote are you afraid of someone elses imaginary friend also? My imaginary friend was Larry from three's company back when I was around 5 years old, but I called him Jack instead. I think the producers got the names wrong on that show...Jack looked more like a Larry and Larry looked more like a Jack... ...Sorry, don't mind me. When did his name change to Jesus? It didn't, he died from venereal disease in the mid 80's...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #136 May 18, 2011 So how many times has he 'died' now? This religion stuff confuses me. It just doesn't make sense in any way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #137 May 18, 2011 QuoteSo how many times has he 'died' now? Who, Larry from Three's Company?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #138 May 18, 2011 Isn't this thread about Jebus? I didn't watch Three's Company, too cheesy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #139 May 18, 2011 QuoteIsn't this thread about Jebus? I didn't watch Three's Company, too cheesy. Yes, but you were replying to a post about Larry who died from venereal disease...geeze, don't you read? No wonder you're so confused all the time...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #140 May 18, 2011 Apparently you've taken your interpretive abilities to a new level. Also, Richard Kline is still alive and well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #141 May 18, 2011 I'm so confused!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #142 May 18, 2011 One of the challenges of imaginary friends...keeping them and their names straight. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #143 May 18, 2011 QuoteRichard Kline is still alive and well. I'm not talking about Richard Kline...Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #144 May 18, 2011 I never had any imaginary friends so it's difficult for me. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #145 May 18, 2011 Quote I'm so confused!Chuck That is because you are taking this all too seriously... I'm having too much fun with this...O'well, I guess I'm easily amused. You guys don't find it funny that a womanizer from an 80's sitcom was the imaginary friend of a 5 year old who concluded that he died of a venereal disease when the show was cancelled?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #146 May 18, 2011 Quote Quote I'm so confused!Chuck That is because you are taking this all too seriously... I'm having too much fun with this...O'well, I guess I'm easily amused. You guys don't find it funny that a womanizer from an 80's sitcom was the imaginary friend of a 5 year old who concluded that he died of a venereal disease when the show was cancelled? I think, in our own way, we were both having fun with it. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,026 #147 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteThen all His first disciples suffered and died believing a lie. Not likely! Half of the NT is a lie anyway. religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/13/half-of-new-testament-forged-bible-scholar-says/ We are supposed to take that as definitive? It's just as definitive as the bible itself. At least we know who the author is, so maybe it's more definitive than the bible.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #148 May 18, 2011 I think knowing the author is certainly a big step ahead of the Bible. The whole premise of the story is plausible, while much of the Bible is not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird18c 24 #149 May 18, 2011 Quote Quote Mmm... I loves me some bacon. That's some mighty fine swine! You forgot to mention Mohammed...are you afraid of someone elses imaginary friend also? What!?! You don't like bacon? Infidel!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #150 May 18, 2011 I only like Kosher bacon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
