jimbrown 0 #1 May 18, 2011 So what's up with mosquitoes, ticks, and cockroaches? C'mon Noah!!! Did you really have to take it all so literally? I mean, I know you believed it was God talkin' to ya' and all but Jesus H. Christ man!!!!!Couldn't you have given the rest of us a friggin' break? Peace, Jim B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #2 May 18, 2011 They snuck on-board as stow-aways. Even god can't stop cockroaches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 May 18, 2011 Quote So what's up with mosquitoes, ticks, and cockroaches? C'mon Noah!!! Did you really have to take it all so literally? I mean, I know you believed it was God talkin' to ya' and all but Jesus H. Christ man!!!!!Couldn't you have given the rest of us a friggin' break? Peace, Jim B They are gods little solution to humans being too fruitfull. Millions of humans have died directly related to the diseases they carry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 May 18, 2011 Snakes. Screw the snakes. Could have had a decent world if He hadn't invented snakes....and spiders.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #5 May 18, 2011 the best Noah story is told by Bill Cosby ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #6 May 18, 2011 Ahhhh, come on Jim. Give the old guy a break. He was... what? 900-1000 years old? (He must of had one hell of a health plan.) He might had thought the roaches were cuddly little puppies."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbrown 0 #7 May 18, 2011 QuoteAhhhh, come on Jim. Give the old guy a break. He was... what? 900-1000 years old? (He must of had one hell of a health plan.) He might had thought the roaches were cuddly little puppies. No shit and we have the rats and vipers ,and let's not forget all the micro-organisms he was required to accomadate on board! Influenza, ebola, AIDs.., this was a floating Pandoras' Box!!! Maybe we should have thrown the towel in after this experiment and we could all have gone back to being just Spirit instead of Spirit in human form. Who needs the hassle? Peace, Jim B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 May 18, 2011 Quotethe best Noah story is told by Bill Cosby ??? Who is this, really?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #9 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuotethe best Noah story is told by Bill Cosby ??? Who is this, really? Riigggghhht ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #10 May 18, 2011 Quotethe best Noah story is told by Bill Cosby Noah: "Why should I build an ark? Can you give me a hint?" God: "How long can you tread water?" My parents had that Bill Cosby comedy on a phonograph album. That goes way back... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #11 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuotethe best Noah story is told by Bill Cosby Noah: "Why should I build an ark? Can you give me a hint?" God: "How long can you tread water?" My parents had that Bill Cosby comedy on a phonograph album. That goes way back... I have an original LP - and 3 others of his from that time (also another one where he sings, but it's horrible and I won't look at it without eyewash - let alone listen to it) ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuotethe best Noah story is told by Bill Cosby Noah: "Why should I build an ark? Can you give me a hint?" God: "How long can you tread water?" My parents had that Bill Cosby comedy on a phonograph album. That goes way back... Noah: "What's a 'cubit'? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #13 May 18, 2011 Quote Noah: "What's a 'cubit'? Chuck Let's see...a cubit......I used to know what a cubit was. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuote Noah: "What's a 'cubit'? Chuck Let's see...a cubit......I used to know what a cubit was. Who's gonna clean-up that mess? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #15 May 18, 2011 QuoteNoah: "What's a 'cubit'? Those were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. What I have learned from Noah: - Don't miss the boat. - Don't forget that we're all in the same boat. - Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done. - Build your future on high ground. - For safety's sake, travel in pairs. - Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals. - Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside. - Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth. - When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain--shovel! - Stay below deck during the storm. - If you have to start over, have a friend by your side. - No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #16 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteNoah: "What's a 'cubit'? or talk about butt-fucking. Those were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse.[/reply Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Coreece 190 #17 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #18 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black. I was only trying to point-out another 'clean' comedian, not necessarily 'Black'. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Coreece 190 #19 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black. I was only trying to point-out another 'clean' comedian, not necessarily 'Black'. Chuck ...and I was just making a 'clean' joke...they're not always funny, are they?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #20 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black. I was only trying to point-out another 'clean' comedian, not necessarily 'Black'. Chuck ...and I was just making a 'clean' joke...they're not always funny, are they? Actually, it was funny. I fumbled and got caught. It's all good. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jaybird18c 24 #21 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuote Noah: "What's a 'cubit'? Chuck Let's see...a cubit......I used to know what a cubit was. "“How long is a cubit?” The answer, however, is not certain because ancient people groups assigned different lengths to the term “cubit” (Hebrew word אמה [ammah]), the primary unit of measure in the Old Testament. The length of a cubit was based on the distance from the elbow to the fingertips, so it varied between different ancient groups of people." How long is a cubit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jaybird18c 24 #22 May 18, 2011 Awesome! Ark Encounter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diverborg 0 #23 May 18, 2011 Quote So what's up with mosquitoes, ticks, and cockroaches? C'mon Noah!!! Did you really have to take it all so literally? I mean, I know you believed it was God talkin' to ya' and all but Jesus H. Christ man!!!!!Couldn't you have given the rest of us a friggin' break? Peace, Jim B I don't feel like looking it up, but didn't the bible say something about only animals that breath air through their nostrils or something like that. I think that would rule out insects. Just sayin.. don't blame Noah for finding a cockroach in your home. There's just simply nothing on earth that can kill those bastages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jaybird18c 24 #24 May 18, 2011 QuoteI don't feel like looking it up, but didn't the bible say something about only animals that breath air through their nostrils or something like that. I think that would rule out insects. Just sayin.. don't blame Noah for finding a cockroach in your home. There's just simply nothing on earth that can kill those bastages. Nope. Creeping things included. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jaybird18c 24 #25 May 18, 2011 [url http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/kw/kids-feedback-mosquito]Why did God create mosquitoes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #17 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black.Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #18 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black. I was only trying to point-out another 'clean' comedian, not necessarily 'Black'. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #19 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black. I was only trying to point-out another 'clean' comedian, not necessarily 'Black'. Chuck ...and I was just making a 'clean' joke...they're not always funny, are they?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThose were the good old days, when black comedians could be funny without have to curse. Yes, they were! Bob Newhart was a 'clean' comedian, too. Yes, I agree...he was much funnier when he was black. I was only trying to point-out another 'clean' comedian, not necessarily 'Black'. Chuck ...and I was just making a 'clean' joke...they're not always funny, are they? Actually, it was funny. I fumbled and got caught. It's all good. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird18c 24 #21 May 18, 2011 QuoteQuote Noah: "What's a 'cubit'? Chuck Let's see...a cubit......I used to know what a cubit was. "“How long is a cubit?” The answer, however, is not certain because ancient people groups assigned different lengths to the term “cubit” (Hebrew word אמה [ammah]), the primary unit of measure in the Old Testament. The length of a cubit was based on the distance from the elbow to the fingertips, so it varied between different ancient groups of people." How long is a cubit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird18c 24 #22 May 18, 2011 Awesome! Ark Encounter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverborg 0 #23 May 18, 2011 Quote So what's up with mosquitoes, ticks, and cockroaches? C'mon Noah!!! Did you really have to take it all so literally? I mean, I know you believed it was God talkin' to ya' and all but Jesus H. Christ man!!!!!Couldn't you have given the rest of us a friggin' break? Peace, Jim B I don't feel like looking it up, but didn't the bible say something about only animals that breath air through their nostrils or something like that. I think that would rule out insects. Just sayin.. don't blame Noah for finding a cockroach in your home. There's just simply nothing on earth that can kill those bastages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird18c 24 #24 May 18, 2011 QuoteI don't feel like looking it up, but didn't the bible say something about only animals that breath air through their nostrils or something like that. I think that would rule out insects. Just sayin.. don't blame Noah for finding a cockroach in your home. There's just simply nothing on earth that can kill those bastages. Nope. Creeping things included. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaybird18c 24 #25 May 18, 2011 [url http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/kw/kids-feedback-mosquito]Why did God create mosquitoes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
