shah269 0 #1 May 19, 2011 *THIS POST WILL OFFEND MANY, IT IS NOT A DIRECT ATTACK JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT!* Tell me you don't know at least a dozen or so engineers who would not be totally turned on by this land whale! http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2011/05/18/nr.too.fat.to.fly.tiggeman.cnn?hpt=C2 Bitches look, yeah, I gotz me one! Oh yeah! And shez be hot! (flash gang signs indicating membership to the Tri Lambdas) WTF! Why is it that brothers and engineers and scientists have a hard on for fat ass chicks? I mean really? WTF? You know women do come in smaller sizes, you don't have to run off with the family sized one....you aren't going to run out! And another thing! WTF! I travel often enough for work in cattle class and I FOR ONE AM FREAKING TIRED OF THE PLUSH SEAT! Lose some weight you fat fuck! I don't care if you have a medical condition that forces you to put back a dozen bigmacks for lunch, that does not give you the freaking right to ooze out of your seat and into mine! I don't want to be on this flight at 6am to a city I don't want to go to and I sure as shit don't want to deal with being crushed and digest by the blob! BUY TWO FREAKING SEATS OR EAT LESS! That will be all.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #2 May 19, 2011 Not everything that everyone thinks is worth sharing. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 May 19, 2011 I love this interview "Well look 1/3rd of Americans are + sized, give us bigger seats!" Look if you were in a wheel chair or had other HANDYCAP sure! NO problem! Hell take my seat! I'll sit on the ground! HELL! I'll wait for the next flight the NEXT FREAKING DAY! But this? GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK! It's bad enough my health insurance goes up every year to cover health issues of those who had to have another piece of pie but no way in hell am I going to pay more because there are less seats on an aircraft. As for the engineers and scientists going ga ga for this woman...I just had one of the guys say and no joke "Wow she is kind of cute!" (he was serious!) I'm telling you I need to set up some sort of dating sight. + sized women for engineers and scientists. I could make my first million this way! The girls will be happy in that they will be hit on and treated as if they were Playboy bunnies and the engineers and scientists....well they would have dates.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #4 May 19, 2011 Right, she doesn't want to encroach on anyone else, she just thinks the airlines should re-design the entire plane to accomodate her. Wait till she shows up at your DZ to do a tandem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #5 May 19, 2011 I wonder how many hot chicks are turned off by fat bald guys. To the point of hatred even. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 May 19, 2011 Quote Right, she doesn't want to encroach on anyone else, she just thinks the airlines should re-design the entire plane to accommodate her. Wait till she shows up at your DZ to do a tandem. 1)Look I would be ok with a larger seat! I'm not going to say no to that! But I'm not going to pay more for it! 2) Bro....are you serious! You know full well that in this sausage fest of a sport she would get hit on at least a dozen times. The only place better for a plump woman other than an R&D facility? A DZ. It's a supply and demand thing. Low aggregate supply high demand.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #7 May 19, 2011 1. What does the airline do with the couch when her fat ass isn't planted on it? 2. So you'd be OK getting in a 182 with her. The exit would be pretty exciting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 May 19, 2011 Quote I wonder how many hot chicks are turned off by fat bald guys. To the point of hatred even. Thats folically challenged! And who you calling fat! I'm 180lbs with a 32in gut. But you are right, seriously, I do need to lose a bit more weight. This desk job has made my center section a bit wimpy. Need to trade in my second evening of Yoga for a hour in the gym for lifting weights and treadmill. But hell...at least I can still fit in the seat!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 May 19, 2011 Quote I wonder how many hot chicks are turned off by fat bald guys. To the point of hatred even. Only if you add in the "wookie factor" as well I think Andrea had a thread or two about that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #10 May 19, 2011 The same reason some people are into blonde hair and others not, same reason some are into super thin girls and some aren't. I know I'd rather have a girl that's 5kg over than a girl that's 10kg under. I'm not an engineer or scientist, nor do I like fat girls. But I know people who think I'm crazy for like a bit of meat on their bones, where as I think it's disgusting when girls are too thin. And too thin again is a term that differs from person to person. Personal tastes - they differ, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 May 19, 2011 u banned from the bonfire!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 May 19, 2011 Quote u banned from the bonfire!? No I put it here for it's better seated here. It's a social issue. With that.... *Caution white boy rap* Engineers like big chicks and I can not lie The brothers won't deny, (That's one fat bitch!) That when a girl walks in with a triple digit waist And a round thing in their face Engineers get sprung, Deep in the jeans she's wearing Are about to explode and children be screaming. Engineers be hooked and can't stop staring Oh baby, the engineers wanna get with you And take your picture with a wide angle lens My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes the engineers so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? I scream hell no you'll dent my rimz! 'Cause you a plus sized groupie I've seen you dancin' To hell with romancin' I just want the ground to stop bouncing I agree with all the magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average engineer and ask him that She gotta pack a metric ton! So, engineers! (Yeah!) engineers! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah! It's huge!) Please for the love of god Tell 'em to not shake it! (Shake it!) Oh lord don't shake it! (Shake it!) Don't shake that gargantuan planet size butt! Quick auto tune me so I can become a one hit wonder! and yes yes...I know this is a very rude song. But I think it will work! So who wants to be in my band!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 May 19, 2011 "An engineer told me before he died..." Please don't shoot me. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 May 19, 2011 Quote"An engineer told me before he died..." "That girl who can't make it on...tell her I'm single and that I think she's HOT!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #16 May 19, 2011 Quote Quote u banned from the bonfire!? ... It's a yadda-yaddal issue. more random bla-bla-bla.. u're right; it is an issue - a personal one! tell me one thing: did that fat chick turn you down when you were in high school!? did she say "NO!" in front of the whole class when you asked her if she went to the prom with you? is that where it all came from?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 May 19, 2011 Quote u banned from the bonfire!? He wasn't getting enough hate there, so he came here to stir the pot."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 May 19, 2011 Quote u're right; it is an issue - a personal one! tell me one thing: did that fat chick turn you down when you were in high school!? did she say "NO!" in front of the whole class when you asked her if she went to the prom with you? is that where it all came from? Mom had two rules when it came to her sons dating. 1) NO FAT CHICKS IN THE HOUSE! 2) NO MOMS! She enforced it with hitting us in the back of the head with a spoon. OR...and all three of us did it....bring a + sized girl over to dinner and get the shit handed to you by the family. And I've flown plenty of times next to a + sized dude or a chick. And all I could think of was...REALLY! FLYING SUCKS ALREADY DO I NEED THIS! Get your damned seat and stop stealing my freaking air! Like I said I will gladly give up my seat for some one who is in need of one due to medical conditions or parents who want to fly with little ones. Hell I'll fly the next day. It's the right thing to do. But this...this is just....WTF!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 May 19, 2011 QuoteQuote u're right; it is an issue - a personal one! tell me one thing: did that fat chick turn you down when you were in high school!? did she say "NO!" in front of the whole class when you asked her if she went to the prom with you? is that where it all came from? Mom had two rules when it came to her sons dating. 1) NO FAT CHICKS IN THE HOUSE! 2) NO MOMS! She enforced it with hitting us in the back of the head with a spoon. OR...and all three of us did it....bring a + sized girl over to dinner and get the shit handed to you by the family. yadda-yadda-yadda so u come from a broken home!? mhm, that explains a lot already.. maybe u're repressing some traumatic memory!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #20 May 19, 2011 Quote so u come from a broken home!? mhm, that explains a lot already.. maybe u're repressing some traumatic memory!? No worries brother, more larger women for you right? And if you pay full price and hav to give up 2/3rds of your seat to her you will be A-OK with it? GRAT! I know who I'm going to be switching seats with on my next flight. Shah "Virgin, brother! Look here is great seat for you! She's taking a full 2/3rds of it!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #21 May 19, 2011 doesn't appear to be very repressed.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #22 May 19, 2011 Shah, quit listening to your mother. You're an adult. And you sound really upset right now; might be a good time to step away from the keyboard. That said, the contention that airlines should make the seats larger so that more fat people can sit comfortably is ludicrous. Airlines have spent the last 50 years making them smaller. Just ask anyone who's 6'6" tall, never mind wide. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 May 19, 2011 Quote Quote so u come from a broken home!? mhm, that explains a lot already.. maybe u're repressing some traumatic memory!? No worries brother, more larger women for you right? And if you pay full price and hav to give up 2/3rds of your seat to her you will be A-OK with it? GRAT! I know who I'm going to be switching seats with on my next flight. Shah "Virgin, brother! Look here is great seat for you! She's taking a full 2/3rds of it!" iwhen i fly i usually wear the oldest, most worn out sneakers i can find. dont worry, when i take those off.. that drives EVERYONE away! if that doesnt work, pretend to sleep, tilt your head to her side and start thinking of gisele bündchen. the saliva trick, combined with the shoes should solve that. or eat tons of chilli the night before.. gosh, i could think of a million things if it bothers you so much.. but to get back to your mommy-issues; have you ever read "oedipus"!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #24 May 19, 2011 Look if you are tall there is the exit row. Ok that's not your fault. The same with folks who due to age or disability need wheel chair to get on or off or just need more space. I'm 100% cool with that. But when you are 200lbs+! What...I'm going to feel sorry?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 May 19, 2011 i know a girl with about 200lbs that would SO kick your ass; be it running, swimming, biking or simply kicking your ass! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
