billvon 2,990 #51 May 23, 2011 >And that would be bad or they would not do that because? Because you would likely complain, and indeed might have grounds for a lawsuit if they sold you seat A and provided you with seat B. >I don't care where I sit and there are always plenty of unreserved seats >with at least two next to each other. There's definitely not. I've flown a lot over the past few weeks, and over half the aircraft I looked at had middle seats only remaining >It would be a simple enough rule to implement in their computers that >flag children and/or automatically puts them next to at least one other >person in the traveling party. Most of the websites/travel agents I've worked with will try to put people traveling together next to each other, but it doesn't always work out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin19 0 #52 May 23, 2011 This is a hilarious website. They are totally serious. But they did get one thing right. "If you don't like the way an airline treats you, if the seats are not big enough (for your titanic ass) then don't fly! " http://www.cswd.org/docs/airlineseating.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #53 May 23, 2011 QuoteQuoteAfter we're done with fat people, maybe we can move on to those who became disabled as a result of accidents that were their own fault. Guys, most fat people don't want to be fat, and they know what's required. But just as some people find it easier to bulk up than others, losing weight is harder for some people, and a lot harder for others. Do you expect stupid people to be great students? Do you expect people who had shitty parents to turn into great parents themselves? Now, I think it's ridiculous to expect airlines to give away a free second seat. And airlines will only redesign seats to be bigger if they don't get enough customers to fill the smaller ones. But let's not spend too long lambasting people just for being fat. That's no prettier than lambasting them for being anything else. Wendy P. Right, but at least I don't have to date fat women! Even if they would dress you in an English schoolboy uniform and paddle you when you have been a bad little boy??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wsd 0 #54 May 23, 2011 don't tell his secretsThe sound of a leather belt cracking on skin makes poor little Johnny wee a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #55 May 23, 2011 Quote Right, but at least I don't have to date fat women! http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0806/fat-chicks-fat-girls-demotivational-poster-1214626158.jpg http://images5.cpcache.com/product/79202935v9_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg ok ok I'll stop! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #56 May 23, 2011 Quote Quote Right, but at least I don't have to date fat women! http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0806/fat-chicks-fat-girls-demotivational-poster-1214626158.jpg http://images5.cpcache.com/product/79202935v9_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg ok ok I'll stop! at least the girl in red is pretty hot; i like a voloptuous woman!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #57 May 23, 2011 The two girls were not "fat" and would fit in their seat rather well. But I would not be interested, but that's ok....because you are and the world is cool like that. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,026 #58 May 23, 2011 Quote don't tell his secretsThe sound of a leather belt cracking on skin makes poor little Johnny wee a bit. Projecting, Mr. Anonymous?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #59 May 23, 2011 Quote Not everything that everyone thinks is worth sharing. Wendy P. I thought I would share....a size 8 for Shah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #60 May 23, 2011 Quote Quote Not everything that everyone thinks is worth sharing. Wendy P. I thought I would share....a size 8 for Shah Chains KINKY!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niobium 0 #61 May 23, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Right, but at least I don't have to date fat women! http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0806/fat-chicks-fat-girls-demotivational-poster-1214626158.jpg http://images5.cpcache.com/product/79202935v9_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg ok ok I'll stop! at least the girl in red is pretty hot; i like a voloptuous woman! The girl in the red is probably a size 8, maybe even a size 6. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #62 May 23, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Right, but at least I don't have to date fat women! http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0806/fat-chicks-fat-girls-demotivational-poster-1214626158.jpg http://images5.cpcache.com/product/79202935v9_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg ok ok I'll stop! at least the girl in red is pretty hot; i like a voloptuous woman! The girl in the red is probably a size 8, maybe even a size 6. anyway, i like a good butt to lay a hand on or two! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #63 May 23, 2011 QuoteThis is a hilarious website. They are totally serious. But they did get one thing right. "If you don't like the way an airline treats you, if the seats are not big enough (for your titanic ass) then don't fly! " http://www.cswd.org/docs/airlineseating.html From the webpage: QuoteWho Will Decide? Southwest's policy is overly vague, and open to interpretation and abuse. How will they decide who has to buy two seats? Will they have scales or tape measures at the ticket counter? Will they have a model of an airplane seat there and people will have to prove they fit into it? Or will it be left to the ticket agent to estimate a person's weight? What if the ticket agent is having a bad day and starts double-charging people who would fit perfectly well into a single seat? The model needs to include capacitive touch sensitive models of normal sized people in the adjacent seats and if you touch them a red light and buzzer goes off like the game "Operation." QuoteTwo Seats Even On An Empty Flight. Southwest's new policy is overly strict. If they determine that you need two seats, you have to buy two tickets no matter how empty the flight is. You have to pay double even if you are the only passenger on that flight. They say that you can apply for a refund afterwards if the flight was not full, but they don't say what kind of hoops you will have to jump through to get that refund. They are probably counting on people being embarrassed and not even asking for the refund. Great, now overweight people going to want special "fat hoops" that are easier to jump through when dealing with airline customer service. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
