I don't get it WTF?

[shah269 0]

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i know a girl with about 200lbs that would SO kick your ass; be it running, swimming, biking or simply kicking your ass!

KINKY!

But as long as on a long flight she doesn't take up more than 1/4th of my seat I'm ok with it.

It has nothing to do with her size, she's not my type so what...it has to do with her size and taking up space in my seat! And her having the balls to demand that she be treated in a "speical" manner.

Come on! Really! You ate too much and now I have to treat you as if you are "special"
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[virgin-burner 1]

BTW, she's an engineer, read more books than you could shake your stick at and is pretty artsy. oh, and before i forget, she fucks your brains out, everyday. multiple times, you couldnt handle her..

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-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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[normiss 800]

he wouldn't shake his stick at her, that's part of the issue....

[virgin-burner 1]

it's still fun to take the piss out of him..

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[shah269 0]

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BTW, she's an engineer, read more books than you could shake your stick at and is pretty artsy. oh, and before i forget, she fucks your brains out, everyday. multiple times, you couldnt handle her..

Cool what ever, just don't take part of someones seat or demand that the airline install super sized seats and charge the same price.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[fossg 0]

Does she have a mom who likes old hairy guys who jump large canopies?

[virgin-burner 1]

mhm.. i think she's still happily married.

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[shah269 0]

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Does she have a mom who likes old hairy guys who jump large canopies?

Bro need to manscape.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[kelpdiver 2]

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Look if you are tall there is the exit row.

Not a lot of seats in the exit row, and many airlines have moved them into the economy plus pricing tier.

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But when you are 200lbs+!

how tall is your 180lb body? People can be well over 200lbs and fit into these airline seats. But no matter how narrow they make them or how thin the person gets, there's no way to shrink the width of the clavicles.

What time zone are you in? This feels like it should be posted around happy hour, not early morning (Pacific).

[billvon 2,991]

>And who you calling fat! I'm 180lbs with a 32in gut.

Right. And to some people that would make you a fatass plush-assed tubbo who has a dozen Big Macs for lunch. Other people will think you're a skinny wimp who has never seen the inside of a gym.

[champu 1]

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...might be a good time to step away from the keyboard.

On the contrary, I don't think he's posting enough.

I took the liberty of creating a custom search that Shah can save as his homepage so that if there's so much as a whisper of women on this site he can chime in (assuming he doesn't already do something similar.)

[virgin-burner 1]

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...might be a good time to step away from the keyboard.

On the contrary, I don't think he's posting enough.

I took the liberty of creating a custom search that Shah can save as his homepage so that if there's so much as a whisper of women on this site he can chime in (assuming he doesn't already do something similar.)

nice one!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Calvin19 0]

Thanks for posting!

Flying is NOT a right you fat misguided idiot. Flying is NOT a public service. I vote we make the fatties WALK.

[shah269 0]

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Thanks for posting!

Flying is NOT a right you fat misguided idiot. Flying is NOT a public service. I vote we make the fatties WALK.

OK WTF!
Why does Calvin get to say this and is not hit with the flame thrower of death?
Is it because he didn't think of a catchy song?
You guys just don't like my singing! Is that it!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[billvon 2,991]

>Flying is NOT a public service.

OK, so the public has nothing to say about it; it's private companies providing a service for a fee.

>I vote we make the fatties WALK.

I think you might have just contradicted yourself.

I think "fatties" can get whatever they pay for whether you like it or not. Southwest and Air France both charge for two seats if the person is overweight; if you like that policy, then by all means, fly those airlines. If not, and you can't stand being next to someone who's fat - well, you have no right to fly either. (Or _you_ could buy two seats.)

[shah269 0]

Long story short and I'll end it at this,
If one is of a given BMI which makes their entry and exit from an aircraft a danger and or they are such dimensions such that they will encroach on others personal space they need to understand that they do not qualify for "special" assistance.
It is a hindrance of their own doing and as such they should take full responsibility.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[Calvin19 0]

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>I vote we make the fatties WALK.

I think you might have just contradicted yourself.

I think "fatties" can get whatever they pay for whether you like it or not. Southwest and Air France both charge for two seats if the person is overweight; if you like that policy, then by all means, fly those airlines. If not, and you can't stand being next to someone who's fat - well, you have no right to fly either. (Or _you_ could
buy two seats.)

I completely agree with that. The fatty said she was on a 'weight loss journey'. Sounds like a good reason to walk. I was annoyed that she said it was a public service/right to fly. That Mindset is the major problem with the airline customer base. The airlines, like EVERYTHING will go where the money is.

[wmw999 2,446]

After we're done with fat people, maybe we can move on to those who became disabled as a result of accidents that were their own fault.

Guys, most fat people don't want to be fat, and they know what's required. But just as some people find it easier to bulk up than others, losing weight is harder for some people, and a lot harder for others. Do you expect stupid people to be great students? Do you expect people who had shitty parents to turn into great parents themselves?

Now, I think it's ridiculous to expect airlines to give away a free second seat. And airlines will only redesign seats to be bigger if they don't get enough customers to fill the smaller ones.

But let's not spend too long lambasting people just for being fat. That's no prettier than lambasting them for being anything else.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[shah269 0]

Wendy
Ah crud you are right.....OK I'll be nice.
Still not going to date a + sized girl......but the next time I'm stuck next to one on a long haul flight....I'll be more understanding.

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[millertime24 8]

I hear ya Shah! On my way back from F&D 7.0 I had to sit beside a dude that was such a fucking lard-ass he had to use TWO (yes TWO) of those lap belt extensions.

Since you can't really do shit about it here is Mike Miller's solution to the problem (and what I ended up doing). First, before ANY flight in which I will not be egressing the plane in mid flight I usually get fairly buzzed simply because I don't trust the pilot, and if the fucker puts us into the side of the mountain I want to be sleeping at the time. If, after boarding, some fat fucker sits beside me I start ordering more drinks till the eyes get heavy. Then I pass out and use the disgusting hunk of life as a pillow.
They are then forced to smell your alcohol laden breath and "deal" with any beer farts that happen while you're out.

Just take the "uncomfortable" to the ones making you feel that way!

Muff #5048

[virgin-burner 1]

spot on mate!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[BrokenR1 0]

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...or parents who want to fly with little ones.

I'm all for making you buy an extra seat if you can't fit in just one. I don't pay for my seats to share them.

Now another interesting thing airlines do is separate families. Why would they not automatically stick at least one parent next to a small child?

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[billvon 2,991]

>Now another interesting thing airlines do is separate families. Why would
>they not automatically stick at least one parent next to a small child?

Because the alternative is to do things like move you from your window seat in the front to a center seat in the back to accommodate the family.

[BrokenR1 0]

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>Now another interesting thing airlines do is separate families. Why would
>they not automatically stick at least one parent next to a small child?

Because the alternative is to do things like move you from your window seat in the front to a center seat in the back to accommodate the family.

And that would be bad or they would not do that because?

I don't care where I sit and there are always plenty of unreserved seats with at least two next to each other. Doesn't matter if it's in the front or rear, isle and center or window and center. A small child should not be sitting next to strangers by themselves. Several times the airlines have put us in emergency isle seats but still not next to each other. They know how old my daughter is, I have to specify it when purchasing the tickets. Then we get on they say a child cannot sit in those rows. It would be a simple enough rule to implement in their computers that flag children and/or automatically puts them next to at least one other person in the traveling party.

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[kallend 2,027]

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After we're done with fat people, maybe we can move on to those who became disabled as a result of accidents that were their own fault.

Guys, most fat people don't want to be fat, and they know what's required. But just as some people find it easier to bulk up than others, losing weight is harder for some people, and a lot harder for others. Do you expect stupid people to be great students? Do you expect people who had shitty parents to turn into great parents themselves?

Now, I think it's ridiculous to expect airlines to give away a free second seat. And airlines will only redesign seats to be bigger if they don't get enough customers to fill the smaller ones.

But let's not spend too long lambasting people just for being fat. That's no prettier than lambasting them for being anything else.

Wendy P.

Right, but at least I don't have to date fat women!

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