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I'm disappointed about this rapture thing, I waited outside CVS all afternoon, planed on looting the pharmacy when all the Protestant's left.



Wow...double duece...looks like you were deceived by both the catholics and protestants. They must have your number...perhaps a personal relationship with Christ would suffice.
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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Ron, Max, , Jay, channman? you guys there? I guess I didn't make it...

Looks the the evangelization must continue through the trib...

Matisyahu - One Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRmBChQjZPs&playnext=1&list=PL6794E8B1FAE2F730

Metallica - Wherever I May Roam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwPg8gJq_Kw
Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

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Here's to the the tribulation...:D

Thievery Corporation - Richest Man in Babylon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmWGaKgXnHM

*Edit*
-Bonus Song:
Thievery Corporation - Sound The Alarm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAyWIzTFGM

"Sound the alarm, order the attack, it's marshal law put your guns pon cock...Sound the alarm, order the attack, Selasie-I-soldias beat Babylon back"

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"Retired Metropolitan Transportation Authority worker Robert Fitzpatrick, 60, said he spent more than $140,000 of his savings on subway posters and bus shelter advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgment Day.
"God's people are commanded to sound the warning, to sound the trumpet so to speak so people know," Fitzpatrick said of his advertising blitz.
Fitzpatrick said Camping led him to believe Judgment Day would be May 21, but added that he disagreed with the broadcaster's prediction it would begin in Asia."

It's truly amazing that there are such MORONS as to believe all this crap.



I reiterate: stupidity is our only truly limitless natural resource.

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I'm disappointed about this rapture thing, I waited outside CVS all afternoon, planed on looting the pharmacy when all the Protestant's left.



Wow...double duece...looks like you were deceived by both the catholics and protestants. They must have your number...perhaps a personal relationship with Christ would suffice.



He was a distant cousin.

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I'm disappointed about this rapture thing, I waited outside CVS all afternoon, planed on looting the pharmacy when all the Protestant's left.



Wow...double duece...looks like you were deceived by both the catholics and protestants. They must have your number...perhaps a personal relationship with Christ would suffice.




He was a distant cousin.



Matthew 12:47-49
Someone told him, “Your mother and brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you.”

He replied to him, “Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?” Pointing to his disciples, he said, “Here are my mother and my brothers.


Cousin? Who cares?
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Deuteronomy 18:22 - "When a prophet speaks in the name of the Lord, if the thing does not come about or come true, that is the thing which the Lord has not spoken. The prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him." (NASB, emphasis added)



this applies to you to as well, every time you speak, all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher.

I'm a Christian..
no, I'M a Christian...
No really , I am a true Christina...
no, no you are mistaken, I AM a true Christian...

May 21 came and went, all the Christians can shut the fuck up.:S

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Ron, Max, , Jay, channman? you guys there? I guess I didn't make it...

Looks the the evangelization must continue through the trib...

Matisyahu - One Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRmBChQjZPs&playnext=1&list=PL6794E8B1FAE2F730

Metallica - Wherever I May Roam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwPg8gJq_Kw



Hi Coreece.

I'm here, with the same peace of mind and joy that I had before I ever heard of kallend, Stevebabin, jclalor or Harold Camping.
Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

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May 21 came and went, all the Christians can shut the fuck up.:S



Go home!


He already is.

Those of you who think some sort of "afterlife" exists are welcome to put your money where your mouths are and test your hypothesis.

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Those of you who think some sort of "afterlife" exists are welcome to put your money where your mouths are and test your hypothesis.



You seem angry.
Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

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I'm disappointed about this rapture thing, I waited outside CVS all afternoon, planed on looting the pharmacy when all the Protestant's left.



Wow...double duece...looks like you were deceived by both the catholics and protestants. They must have your number...perhaps a personal relationship with Christ would suffice.




He was a distant cousin.



Matthew 12:47-49
Someone told him, “Your mother and brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you.”

He replied to him, “Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?” Pointing to his disciples, he said, “Here are my mother and my brothers.


Cousin? Who cares?



I didn't realize he was from West Virginia.
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Deuteronomy 18:22 - "When a prophet speaks in the name of the Lord, if the thing does not come about or come true, that is the thing which the Lord has not spoken. The prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him." (NASB, emphasis added)



this applies to you to as well, every time you speak, all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher.

I'm a Christian..
no, I'M a Christian...
No really , I am a true Christina...
no, no you are mistaken, I AM a true Christian...

May 21 came and went, all the Christians can shut the fuck up.:S


I am not a prophet. Nothing I say should be stapled into the back of your Bible. I'm just relaying what it says. I also do not claim to know when the world will end. The bible says that no one can know that. Either way, however, I would think you'd respect other's freedom of speech like I think you'd want yours respected. We both disagree but we're also free do do that.

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Deuteronomy 18:22 - "When a prophet speaks in the name of the Lord, if the thing does not come about or come true, that is the thing which the Lord has not spoken. The prophet has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him." (NASB, emphasis added)



this applies to you to as well, every time you speak, all I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher.

I'm a Christian..
no, I'M a Christian...
No really , I am a true Christina...
no, no you are mistaken, I AM a true Christian...

May 21 came and went, all the Christians can shut the fuck up.:S


I am not a prophet. .


Maybe you self-professed "Christians" should agree on exactly what it is that you believe BEFORE you start proselytizing to the rest of us.

As it is you just look like a bunch of quarreling busybodying idiots.
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Maybe you self-professed "Christians" should agree on exactly what it is that you believe BEFORE you start proselytizing to the rest of us.

As it is you just look like a bunch of quarreling busybodying idiots.



So Kallend, you think Harold Camping represents traditional orthodox Christian thought? Surely, you can concede that some with extreme views do not necessarily represent the whole. One could give examples of atheists you probably wouldn't want to be associated with. With regard to eschatology, there are actually four different schools of thought. The bible is unclear on the particulars. It is a non-essential area of theology with regard to salvation meaning that Christians can agree to disagree. One area where there is consensus, however, is that Christ will return someday and we don't and can't know when.

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Ron, Max, , Jay, channman? you guys there? I guess I didn't make it...

Looks the the evangelization must continue through the trib.

Still here brother. ;)



It is a shame that the moronical fringe can't help adding their two cents worth to the Word of God.They definitely do it a disservice. But they did provide some cheap entertainment. Those who wish to reject God won't have to look far to support their erroneous position.


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Those of you who think some sort of "afterlife" exists are welcome to put your money where your mouths are and test your hypothesis.



You seem angry.



Nah, disgusted by the cognitave dissonance.

Religion is a disease of denial.

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Nah, disgusted by the cognitave dissonance.

Religion is a disease of denial.



The symptoms are love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control.

The mind is truly a terrible thing.
Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

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