Amazon 7 #1 May 26, 2011 Such a deal, sign up today It's like a safari, only better "Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #2 May 26, 2011 Quote Our rates $800.00 US/per day double occupancy (4 day max billing). M-16 full auto rental: $25.00/day .ammo: 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing ammo at $15.95. Ak-47 assault riffle rental: No charge. ammo: 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at $14.95. Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental: $55.00/day. ammo: 25 rounds 50 cal armor piercing at $9.95. RPG rental: $75/day. ammo: 3 standard loads at $200. Mounted Mini-Gun $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire. Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included). "Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am." Meals are not included. Last time I did this cruise, meals, ammunition and weapons were included. Of course, we didn't see any pirates though. I guess our cruise liner didn't look attractive them, seeing that it was big, grey, and had visible guns off the decks......Maybe we need to launch more bottle rockets at night and play more disco music?"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 May 26, 2011 this is bizarre - and funny at the same time; i think i'll have to sign up! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 May 26, 2011 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #5 May 26, 2011 Nicely done site. BTW, they misspelled "luxury". D'oh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wsd 0 #6 May 26, 2011 Oh the humanity! I think I need counseling now and a nice fuzzy blanket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #7 May 26, 2011 Quote Such a deal, sign up todayIt's like a safari, only better "Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you. So, someone has figured out how to "hire" mercenaries, and instead of having to pay them you get them to pay you! ...sweet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #8 May 27, 2011 This REALLY should be a business. I know plenty of Americans that would pay big bucks to go overseas and shoot people. I even know one or two that would pay a premium to shoot black foreigners.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wsd 0 #9 May 27, 2011 That is some interesting people you hang with... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #10 May 27, 2011 Quote This REALLY should be a business. I know plenty of Americans that would pay big bucks to go overseas and shoot people. I even know one or two that would pay a premium to shoot black foreigners. I know of a frenchman who regularly travels to east africa to hunt poachers scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wsd 0 #11 May 27, 2011 Quote Quote This REALLY should be a business. I know plenty of Americans that would pay big bucks to go overseas and shoot people. I even know one or two that would pay a premium to shoot black foreigners. I know of a frenchman who regularly travels to east africa to hunt poachers That is a worthy endeavor. A long time back when they were actually killing poachers when spotted it had a huge impact on poaching. Not too many would be poachers wanted to risk being ambushed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
