shah269 0 #1 June 6, 2011 Maybe it's just me and I have a rather innovative view of the world. I have no clue why some politicians are up in arms with respect to the gay issue. Hear me out. I love my gay friends and here is why. 1) They make the best wing man! Hear me out, when out on the hunt a gay guy is the best wing man a straight guy can have. You know full well he's not going to say anything to cock block you AND as always every good looking girl always goes out with her not so good looking friend and well hate to say it but on average that not so good looking friend has some very "fag hag" tendencies. AND hanging out with a gay guy give the cute girl the impression that you are a "hip" and "progressive" kind of guy. Girls, cute girls dig "hip" and "progressive" dude! 2) As a straight guy I have no clue what the hell is in style this year vs what was in style last year. Add to it that I'm an engineer and well let's face it I'm a mess! Not only are my gay friends a great check to see if what I'm wearing actually fit for public consumption but odds are he will have some really nice clothes to throw my way to save my sorry unfashionable ass! 3) Ok I have no idea why this is but gay guys have the HOTTEST female friends! And unlike your straight friends are more than willing to put in a good word in for you! 4) He's gay! That's one less dude I need to compete with!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #2 June 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteMaybe it's just me and I have a rather innovative view of the world. I have no clue why some politicians are up in arms with respect to the gay issue. Hear me out. I love my gay friends and here is why. 1) They make the best wing man! Hear me out, when out on the hunt a gay guy is the best wing man a straight guy can have. You know full well he's not going to say anything to cock block you AND as always every good looking girl always goes out with her not so good looking friend and well hate to say it but on average that not so good looking friend has some very "fag hag" tendencies. AND hanging out with a gay guy give the cute girl the impression that you are a "hip" and "progressive" kind of guy. Girls, cute girls dig "hip" and "progressive" dude! 2) As a straight guy I have no clue what the hell is in style this year vs what was in style last year. Add to it that I'm an engineer and well let's face it I'm a mess! Not only are my gay friends a great check to see if what I'm wearing actually fit for public consumption but odds are he will have some really nice clothes to throw my way to save my sorry unfashionable ass! 3) Ok I have no idea why this is but gay guys have the HOTTEST female friends! And unlike your straight friends are more than willing to put in a good word in for you! 4) He's gay! That's one less dude I need to compete with! I's simple: Leviticus 18:22 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #3 June 6, 2011 I hate your God. He is an asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 June 6, 2011 Leviticus.....hum.....was this dude a hit with the ladies? Google thinks so http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/beergirltheospark.jpg NSFW... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #5 June 6, 2011 QuoteI hate your God. He is an asshole.so you won't toss his salad ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #6 June 6, 2011 The whole religious thing is a joke,,,,God created everything right ? Then why did he let them be born that way ? Just like people with handi-cap issue's at birth,,why ? C'mon already.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #7 June 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteI hate your God. He is an asshole. He ain't my God - I don't have one. I was only pointing out that most people's hatred of gays is based on 3000 year old superstitions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 June 6, 2011 I put my faith in those that help me. I can't think of the last time this "god" helped me get laid. My gay friends.....oh yeah! So God 0 Gay Friends 1 And yes, I am a self centered shallow bastard. And as such I view the world as how great can it be for me. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 June 6, 2011 Quote The whole religious thing is a joke,,,,God created everything right ? Then why did he let them be born that way ? Just like people with handi-cap issue's at birth,,why ? C'mon already.... God didn't make the little green apples... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #10 June 6, 2011 Quote I's simple: Leviticus 18:22 Nah. Lots of 'Christians' are closeted homosexuals who fear leaving their wife for a man and loosing half their assets in the following divorce if their government approves of gay marriage. If they disliked gays merely because of Leviticus they'd be out protesting pig roasts (pigs are cloven footed but don't cheweth the cud), Red Lobster (lobsters haven't fins or scales), department stores (cotton/polyester blends), etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 June 6, 2011 Quote 4) He's gay! That's one less dude I need to compete with! That is why my fantasy is to be the only straight guy in town."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,990 #12 June 6, 2011 >I don't understand why so many people are upset at gays. In general: 1) They're a convenient scapegoat. "That's why the country is going to hell in a handbasket - it's gays and their obsession with sex and hedonism!" (You can replace "gays" with anything - blacks, illegal aliens, muslims, socialists etc.) 2) The person sees homosexuality as a personal threat to them. "Hmm, I've staked my career on family values, but I think guys are super hot. If I ever met one who was, you know, out of the closet and was into me, I couldn't say no - so I better make sure that doesn't happen." 3) Tradition. When I was growing up, calling someone "gay" was about the worst insult you could use. Some people can't get over that early indoctrination. 4) Ignorance. Some people really do think that gays all have unprotected anal sex all the time, do lots of drugs, will corrupt their sons and daughters etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #13 June 6, 2011 Hey and don't forget, God created E. Coli bacteria, H1N1, and the plague. God caused my uncle to get hit by lightning, even though he was really a decent guy and God gave my other uncle lung cancer..... He is nothing short of fucking amazing all the things he can do.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,990 #14 June 6, 2011 >Hey and don't forget, God created E. Coli bacteria Well, to be fair, you would be hating life without E. Coli. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 June 6, 2011 Quote Quote 4) He's gay! That's one less dude I need to compete with! That is why my fantasy is to be the only straight guy in town. So you know where I work and how many dudes we have vs how many ..... i think they are women.... we have. I was having lunch with a friend last week. Friend "Shah so WTF are you going to do with that masters when you get it in December?" Shah "I'm going to apply to work at a fashion house and be the only straight guy there in a sea of gay guys and good looking women." Friend "FUCK YOU!"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #16 June 6, 2011 Quote Quote The whole religious thing is a joke,,,,God created everything right ? Then why did he let them be born that way ? Just like people with handi-cap issue's at birth,,why ? C'mon already.... Your preaching to the choir, but God does have a good explanation for evil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzf8q9QHfhI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #17 June 6, 2011 QuoteQuoteQuote I's simple: Leviticus 18:22 Nah. Lots of 'Christians' are closeted homosexuals who fear leaving their wife for a man and loosing half their assets in the following divorce if their government approves of gay marriage. If they disliked gays merely because of Leviticus they'd be out protesting pig roasts (pigs are cloven footed but don't cheweth the cud), Red Lobster (lobsters haven't fins or scales), department stores (cotton/polyester blends), etc. If Christianity had to follow all the rules, it would not be nearly as fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #18 June 6, 2011 Quote If they disliked gays merely because of Leviticus they'd be out protesting pig roasts (pigs are cloven footed but don't cheweth the cud), Red Lobster (lobsters haven't fins or scales), department stores (cotton/polyester blends), etc. And they would own Canadians. That's an important one. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 June 6, 2011 Quote And they would own Canadians. That's an important one. Hey! leave us out of this! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,026 #20 June 6, 2011 Quote 3) Ok I have no idea why this is but gay guys have the HOTTEST female friends! And unlike your straight friends are more than willing to put in a good word in for you! I've noticed the same thing. My stepson is gay and he always seems to have stunningly gorgeous females in tow.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 June 6, 2011 QuoteQuote 3) Ok I have no idea why this is but gay guys have the HOTTEST female friends! And unlike your straight friends are more than willing to put in a good word in for you! I've noticed the same thing. My stepson is gay and he always seems to have stunningly gorgeous females in tow. And how happy are his straight friends! I'm telling you I never understood why people get so angry over really dumb shit.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #22 June 6, 2011 if we're going to discuss this at such a low brow level, then: 1) gay marriage costs society money in benefits (health care, taxes). They should be content along with single people to subsidize the rest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #23 June 6, 2011 Quoteif we're going to discuss this at such a low brow level, then: 1) gay marriage costs society money in benefits (health care, taxes). They should be content along with single people to subsidize the rest. Well if you wish to be serious.....gay marriage needs to be legalized and or the tax code rewritten such that the tax burden of unwed partners is equal to that of those who are married. When I switched from married to single my taxes went up 5%. With an extra 5% of income gays could in theory help in the economic recovery.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SivaGanesha 2 #24 June 7, 2011 QuoteHear me out, when out on the hunt a gay guy is the best wing man a straight guy can have. You know full well he's not going to say anything to cock block you... This assumes that the gay guy doesn't start hitting on the straight guy himself."It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #25 June 7, 2011 Quote Quote Hear me out, when out on the hunt a gay guy is the best wing man a straight guy can have. You know full well he's not going to say anything to cock block you... This assumes that the gay guy doesn't start hitting on the straight guy himself. I have an agreement with my gay friends....they aren't my type and I'm so not their type. It works! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
