Belgian_Draft 0 #1 June 9, 2011 Weasel Man with dead weasel accused of assault.HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #2 June 9, 2011 QuoteWeasel Man with dead weasel accused of assault. I was thinking that the headline writer may have screwed up until that last line brought it all together. (Also, I'm betting that there's more to this story than what was written.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 June 9, 2011 [peering over edge of tub] "Nice marmot"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 June 9, 2011 Must've been a typo - I'm sure they meant assault weapon and not assault weasel.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #5 June 9, 2011 Quote Must've been a typo - I'm sure they meant assault weapon and not assault weasel. Dead unloaded weasel weapon. Evidently, same diff? If someone is pointing an unloaded gun at me, how can I tell? Point that same weasel at me, and, how do I know that weasel is really dead? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 June 9, 2011 Quote Quote Must've been a typo - I'm sure they meant assault weapon and not assault weasel. Dead unloaded weasel weapon. Evidently, same diff? If someone is pointing an unloaded gun at me, how can I tell? Point that same weasel at me, and, how do I know that weasel is really dead? Exactly - you never know, he might just be pinin' for the fjords!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #7 June 9, 2011 Quote If someone is pointing an unloaded gun at me, how can I tell? Point that same weasel at me, and, how do I know that weasel is really dead? wicked scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 June 9, 2011 Quote If someone is pointing an unloaded gun at me, how can I tell? Point that same weasel at me, and, how do I know that weasel is really dead? You point a weasel at me and there's gonna be repercussions. If you're pointing his face towards me, I'm gonna be laughing because the discharge end is pointing back at YOU.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #9 June 9, 2011 The visuals that comment did me no favors. I'd like to see how the perp can "weasel" his way out of this one. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #10 June 9, 2011 Quote I'd like to see how the perp can "weasel" his way out of this one. Probably rat out one of his friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #11 June 9, 2011 Quote Quote I'd like to see how the perp can "weasel" his way out of this one. Probably rat out one of his friends. They probably had to ferret it out of him. Or maybe they just badgered him. He was acting a little squirrelly ...probably drunk as a skunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #12 June 9, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I'd like to see how the perp can "weasel" his way out of this one. Probably rat out one of his friends. They probably had to ferret it out of him. Or maybe they just badgered him. He was acting a little squirrelly ...probably drunk as a skunk. I heard he had a concealed gerbil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #13 June 9, 2011 >I heard he had a concealed gerbil. But he had a permit, so it was OK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #14 June 9, 2011 Did I read that right? SF has a ballot initiative to criminalize the circumcision of dead Weasels??? Would the penalty be greater for using a circumcised dead Weasel in an assault? Who would be granted enforcement authority; ASPCA or PETA??? This could get messy. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 June 9, 2011 "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," He was simply defending the deceased marten's honor.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #16 June 9, 2011 But did he have to demonstrate proficiency with a Gerbil to obtain the permit? G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #17 June 9, 2011 Quote"It's not a weasel, it's a marten," He was simply defending the deceased marten's honor. So it was a deceased Weasel named Marten? Was he circumcised?? If so, will there be a "Hate crime" enhancement on the original charges? G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #18 June 9, 2011 QuoteBut did he have to demonstrate proficiency with a Gerbil to obtain the permit? Only if you intend on carrying a concealed weasel. I often carry concealed in my pocket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #19 June 9, 2011 Quote Quote But did he have to demonstrate proficiency with a Gerbil to obtain the permit? Only if you intend on carrying a concealed weasel. I often carry concealed in my pocket. Are you sure you're not confusing the weasel with a Trouser Trout? I think the latter only requires a permit if it exceeds a specified maximum length. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 June 9, 2011 "First they came for the weasels, and I didn't speak out because I had no weasel...""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wsd 0 #21 June 9, 2011 Hey!, I have a raccoon in my pants! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #22 June 9, 2011 Quote Hey!, I have a raccoon in my pants! We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #23 June 10, 2011 Ok this is just a total win. I cannot imagine how I would handle this. "What the fuck...? I just got corrected on my terminology, punched in the nose, and then my assailant gave me a dead Marten and left?"Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #24 June 11, 2011 Update-It was a Mink not a weasel or a marten. QuoteFAMOUS ASSAULT PROP NOT A MARTEN June 9, 2011KXRO Newsradio The 33-year-old suspect in an assault that made national news by holding a dead marten while striking a man in the face is no naturalist. Hoquiam Police Chief Jeff Myers says the weasel like animal the man was holding during Monday night’s assault was actually a mink, also a member of the weasel family. Myers says the Department of Fish and Wildlife reports that Martens have not been seen in the Grays Harbor area for 50 to 60 years. The suspect adamantly claimed the animal he was carrying was a marten, going as far as to correct arresting officers when they called it a weasel. http://kxro.wordpress.com/2011/06/09/famous-assault-prop-not-a-marten/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
