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Obama says Skydivers don't care about kids.

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I feel so selfish for supporting those wealthy aircraft owners with my jump tickets, at the expense of the children. In fact, every time I make a jump, somewhere in America, a school lunch tray is being yanked out of the hands of a poor child, who will have to go hungry the rest of the day because of my obsession with freefall. And when I spend thousands of dollars on a new parachute rig, why, hundreds of children have to go without school books. Damn me! The gov'ment should confiscate my skydiving gear to prevent me from wasting money in this sport, which could be better spent educatin' kids and keeping them safe. It's all my fault!

And isn't it ironic that this pronouncement for austerity comes on the heels of his wife's vacation in South Africa with an entourage of 400 people at tremendous government expense? How many children could have been fed with that $750,000? Suddenly, my little jump tickets don't seem so evil any more... Maybe I'll keep on skydiving anyway.

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I feel so selfish supporting those wealthy aircraft owners with my jump tickets, at the expense of the children. In fact, every time I make a jump, somewhere in America, a school lunch tray s being yanked out of the hands of a poor child, who will have to go hungry the rest of the day because of my obsession with freefall. And when I spend thousands of dollars on a new parachute rig, why, hundreds of children have to go without school books. Damn me!

The gov'ment should confiscate my skydiving gear to prevent me from wasting money in this sport, which could be better spent educatin' kids and keeping them safe. It's all my fault!



No, you wouldn't be a bad person, just a selfish prick. ;)
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Put another way:

"We're leaving it to corproate jet owners to keep your kids safe because you can't."

Mr. President - FUCK YOU. I keep my kids safe. Not corporate jet owners or anybody who flies place to place on a personal use 747.


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Put another way:

"We're leaving it to corproate jet owners to keep your kids safe because you can't."

Mr. President - FUCK YOU. I keep my kids safe. Not corporate jet owners or anybody who flies place to place on a personal use 747.



What are you trying to say, that parents should be more responsible for their offspring? What's next, parents should be the ones to decide what their kids eat, what video games they can play, what tv shows they can watch?

hahaha right, we're not smart enough to raise our own children, that's what government is for.

should I throw in a sarcasm tag?
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What the fuck are you talking about?



hope that was directed at the OP, I'd hate to piss off someone that might give me advice when I go for AFF at Orange lol.
The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

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What the fuck are you talking about?



Obama:
"If we do not have revenues, that means there are a bunch of kids out there who do not have college scholarships," Obama said. "[It] might compromise the National Weather Services. It means we might not be funding critical medical research. It means food inspection might be compromised. I've said to Republican leaders, 'You go talk to your constituents and ask them, "Are you willing to compromise your kids' safety so some corporate-jet owner can get a tax break?"
Source: http://nationaljournal.com/whitehouse/obama-it-s-kids-versus-corporate-jets-on-debt-ceiling-talks-20110629

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OBAMA HATES SKYDIVERS! And I just saw that he's not sending that much money to Japan to help with their reactor disaster. OBAMA HATES THE JAPANESE! And Michelle Obama has stated that she thinks overweight kids should not eat as much. OBAMA HATES CHILDREN! Don't let his "child death board" starve your kid!

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Whenever someone reaches the top, you know there will be others who want to bring them back down to earth. Problem with Obama is that he was marketed as the Messiah who was sent to us to save the world. Those are some pretty big shoes to fill when many think you do indeed part the Red Sea every Tuesday and Thursday with Saturday afternoon matinees. But besides adding even higher record deficits to your nations debt (something both Donkeys and Elephants are responsible for) and helping to start a new war in Libya, Obama has not done anything towards all his "Hope'y & Change'y" agenda. Many of the same people who caused the financial melt down blamed on GWB are still in their jobs and some of them are now even working for Obama.

GWB was public enemy #1 and now Obama has taken over that role. Too bad far too many people rely on the empty promises of politicians. Where I sit the main difference I see between GWB and Obama is that Obama is a much better public speaker ... when his teleprompter is working.


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Whenever someone reaches the top, you know there will be others who want to bring them back down to earth. Problem with Obama is that he was marketed as the Messia......... besides adding even higher record deficits to your nations debt (something both Donkeys and Elephants are responsible for) and helping to start a new war in Libya, Obama has not done anything towards all his "Hope'y & Change'y" agenda. .........

GWB was public enemy #1 and now Obama has taken over that role.

....... the main difference I see between GWB and Obama is that Obama is a much better public speaker ... when his teleprompter is working.




careful - the folks with wet shiny worshipping eyes will attack you for speaking out for reality - whether they were worshipping the texan with beady eyes, or the chicago style thug with big ears

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Oh man, if most people are the DZ are this cynical about the government I'm gonna have a blast shooting the sh*t with yall.
The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

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Oh man, if most people are the DZ are this cynical about the government I'm gonna have a blast shooting the sh*t with yall.



Between the paranoids and the psychopaths, it can be a challenge sometimes to get a logical word in edgewise.

Good luck to you.
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Oh man, if most people are the DZ are this cynical about the government I'm gonna have a blast shooting the sh*t with yall.



You're going to love the DZ, especially if you're going to Orange. It's almost impossible to be 'Politically Incorrect.'



Thank god, living in the DC metro area I have to bite my tongue REAL hard pretty much every day. Especially not being of the blue voter crowd which is the norm here.

Back on topic, just came across this article regarding approved tax breaks from 2009 for guess what, PRIVATE JET SALES:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2011/06/flashback-ap-stimulus-includes-tax-break-promote-private-jet-sale
The feather butts bounce off ya like raindrops hitting a battle-star when they come in too fast...kinda funny to watch. - airtwardo

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OBAMA HATES SKYDIVERS! And I just saw that he's not sending that much money to Japan to help with their reactor disaster. OBAMA HATES THE JAPANESE! And Michelle Obama has stated that she thinks overweight kids should not eat as much. OBAMA HATES CHILDREN! Don't let his "child death board" starve your kid!



Your kidding right!

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Between the paranoids and the psychopaths, it can be a challenge sometimes to get a logical word in edgewise.

Good luck to you.



Oh come on Quade, you aren't THAT bad :P
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President Obama was unusually confrontational in his tone, calling out Republicans for talking about taking a vacation before getting their job done on the debt ceiling. President Obama flatly stated that there is absolutely no way to get a balanced agreement without movement from Republicans on revenues. He's absolutely right. In the end, it's just a question of math. If you don't ask the wealthy to pay their share, the money is going to come from children and the elderly.

And that's not morally defensible.



http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/626855/obama_challenges_republicans%3A_deficit_deal_must_end_millionaire_and_billionaire_tax_breaks/
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He was for it before he was against it...

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First 100 Days
Stimulus Includes Tax Break to Promote Private Jet Sales

Published February 18, 2009

WASHINGTON -- Just a few months after lawmakers scolded auto executives for flying to Washington in private jets, Congress approved a tax break in the stimulus package to help businesses buy their own planes.

The incentive -- first used to help plane makers recover from the 2001 terror attacks -- sharply reduces the up front tax bill for companies who buy assets like business planes.


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I can say stupid shit too!:D:D:D

President Obama today.
"Are you willing to compromise your kids' safety so some corporate-jet owner can get a tax break?"



I'm not an Obama supporter, but I dont see the connection to skydivers here. Can you enlighten me?

How do you get to "Obama says Skydivers don't care about kids." from that statement?
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