100 things you can say to irritate a Republican

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http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/08/11/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/
I don't agree with all of these, but anyway...

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[CanuckInUSA 0]

Since I am NOT a Republican I am NOT irritated. Some of these statements are true, some are lies (which just goes to show both sides look like Pinocchio) and some reek of Liberal arrogance.

Interesting how the author of this list goes on the attack claiming Sarah Palin is a cow and yet has the gall to suggest that all women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights. Is Sarah Palin not a woman who deserves a little respect? Or does respect for women only apply to Liberals? Besides, while this author may think Ms Palin is a cow, that does not say much for the top woman the Democrats have Nancy Pelosi. But now I just showed the world that I can be just as bad as a Liberal with my assertion that Nancy Pelosi is uglier than the Medussa.

Point #100 sums everything up. The author of this list shows us exactly how arrogant they are. If they were trying to take the high road they sure lost all their credibility with that immature talking point. Oh look the Democrat's Pinocchio nose is just as long as the Republican's.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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Interesting how the author of this list goes on the attack claiming Sarah Palin is a cow and yet has the gall to suggest that all women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.

You may want to reread the title of this thread.

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Interesting how the author of this list goes on the attack claiming Sarah Palin is a cow and yet has the gall to suggest that all women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.

You may want to reread the title of this thread.

Besides which, Sarah Palin is not a cow.

Cows are noble creatures that have helped society.

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Interesting how the author of this list goes on the attack claiming Sarah Palin is a cow and yet has the gall to suggest that all women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.

You may want to reread the title of this thread.

Besides which, Sarah Palin is not a cow.

Cows are noble creatures that have helped society.

The thread did not imply anything factual, just things that will irritate Republicans.

You obviously are not lactose intolerant.

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You may want to reread the title of this thread.

Guilty as charged then.

I will however openly admit that Liberal arrogance annoys me. I am not afraid to say that. But that does not make me a Republican. I am the result of what happens when Democrats and Republicans breed with each other. Too bad people like myself have no political representation. But I am used to "Taxation without Representation".

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Interesting how the author of this list goes on the attack claiming Sarah Palin is a cow and yet has the gall to suggest that all women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.

You may want to reread the title of this thread.

Besides which, Sarah Palin is not a cow.

Cows are noble creatures that have helped society.

Sarah Palin is still twice as smart and three times as capable as Barry Hussein Sotoero.

And she has twice as many testicles. Of course, Michelle Obama takes care of that.

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Sarah Palin is still twice as smart and three times as capable as Barry Hussein Sotoero.

Her record says otherwise. Her record says that when the going gets tough, she just quits.

Pretty sure that's not going to fly with the majority of people.

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Pretty sure that's not going to fly with the majority of people.

Last time I checked Sarah Palin changed careers and now was making her fortune working in the media. If this is good enough for the Hollywood elite (not to mention the NY elite) then it should "fly" with the public. If Ms Palin's sudden fortune is an issue, then I sure hope hypocrisy is remembered because I see plenty of people in Hollywood (not to mention professional athletes) running around with insane fortunes.

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Sarah Palin is still twice as smart and three times as capable as Barry Hussein Sotoero.

Her record says otherwise. Her record says that when the going gets tough, she just quits.

Pretty sure that's not going to fly with the majority of people.

Whose watch did we lose the AAA rating under again?

You stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions.

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Besides which, Sarah Palin is not a cow.

Cows are noble creatures that have helped society.

Lame argument. Cockroaches and monkeyshit are part of the foodchain too (therefore "helping" society).

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Besides which, Sarah Palin is not a cow.

Cows are noble creatures that have helped society.

Lame argument. Cockroaches and monkeyshit are part of the foodchain too (therefore "helping" society).

Crap, you're right. I'll have to rethink this.

Can I say, Palin is a cockroach?

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Sarah Palin is still twice as smart and three times as capable as Barry Hussein Sotoero.

Her record says otherwise. Her record says that when the going gets tough, she just quits.

Pretty sure that's not going to fly with the majority of people.

His record says...oh wait, he won't release it.

So I guess you'll be voting republican, How are your fellow travelers going to feel about that?

[lawrocket 3]

And how to irritate a Democrat

1. A Christian wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, without forcing others to help them.
3. Joseph McCarthy did more to undermine anti-Communism than anyone in US history.
4. Abraham Lincoln summarily imprisoned peace protestors and suspended habeus corpus.
5. A strong military industrial complex won the civil War for the North.
6. The Founding Fathers hated strong central government.
7. Fascism is a form of Socialism.
8. Plenty of feminists suck dicks, too.
9. The Earth is wider at the equator than it is from north pole to south pole. Round earthers are not science-based.
10. Congress, and not the President, raises and lowers taxes.
11. Reagan was not the right-wing Christian the left claims he was.
12. It took a Republican to sign to EPA into law.
13. Republicans have been consistently middle ground on gun control
14. Global warming is real. We know because 15k years ago, New York City was under a mile of ice.
15. Democrats love illegal immigrants to be their nannies.
16. Democrats start just as many wars as Republicans - if not more.
17. The US won the Cold War and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic, ergo, Geitner is a traitor.
19. Democrats: the Civil War did not end slavery. It just opened their eyes to a new class of servant - the wealthy.
20. The First Democratic President viewed paying off the national debt as a priority and got it accomplished.
21. Former President George W Bush received an Ivy league education - just like Obama and Clinton.
22. George W. Bush didn't bow to anybody.
23. President Obama saved the auto industry instead of giving jobs to the poor.
24. Standards are not a liberal value.
25. Jesus was anti-government.
26. Republicans spend more of their own money than Democrats. Democrats spend more of someone else's money than Republicans.
27. Democrats think tea parties are for little girls. Democrats hate little girls.
28. Public schools leave more children behind than private schools.
29. The Constitution is the law, and the Second Amendment is part of it.
30. Religious law does not control America. Get over it.
31. The President is a Christian (THAT one should really ZING!)
32. Republicans are people, too.
33. Democrats hate Fox News because it is the best. Rather than see what Fox News does correctly it seeks to destroy it. Which is the Democratic Party's leading ideal.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights - even Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin
36. Women are neither meek, timid now powerless.
37. Abortion is an established right. Get over it.
38. it's "budget" not "blank check"
39. It’s "corpsman" not "corpseman."
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Rights require no duties by another. Slavery requires duties by another.
42. Roe v. Wade continues to be villified by liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
43. Democrat continues to mean "demagogue."
44. The donkey is the Democratic mascot.
45. Barack Obama executed a foreign national on foreign soil without trial.
46. This list IS torture.
47. 9/11 was fully planned during the Clinton presidency.
48. Democrats invaded Libya for oil, so Libya should be allowed to invade the Gulf of Mexico to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment so quit with the fucking bullshit about Christian Sharia.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution. So are Christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President. That you care about it displays your lack of color-blindness.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office - which is why Condoleeza Rice was there every day.
53. America is a nation of immigrants. And we know from experience what immigrants do existing culture.
54. Racism isn't dead on the Left. It's just taking on newer forms.
55. To the Democrat, God is a particle even though it hasn't been found. Charm is also a particle and the Left should spend more time working on finding it.
56. Evolution is real, and stems from a moment of creation.
57. The Earth has been around for 4.54 billion years and will be here for a lot longer than that.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves - religious intolerance of slavery did.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery but over excessive taxation by a strong and inequitable central government.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British. He bragged to the British about what he was doing.
61. Federal law trumps state law. But state law fills the gaps where limited federal government is not supposed to tread.
62. The Civil War was about slavery.
63. People care more about themselves than they do about other people. You are a person, too.
64. Getting out of a recession requires consumer spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut job with strong ratings. Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow and Chris Matthews are just nut jobs.
66. Democrats: Paranoid enough to pass Sedition laws
67. Republican Congressmen are gayer than Democrat Congressmen.
68. Democrats actually would risk a presidency for Monica Lewinsky.
69. Republicans are less bothered that Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor than Democrats are.
70. Democrats drive American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Democrats love depressions, so they refer to themselves as blue states.
72. Industrialist Robber Barrons set up the infrastructure that made this country so dominant.
73. Democrats refuse to negotiate with Republicans who hold America hostage, thus ensuring the hostage state never ends.
75. When Democrats see black, they see a balanced budget that is simply unacceptable..
76. Inside every Democrat is a bigot who cannot stand a negro who thinks for himself or herself..
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born. Democrats don't draw a line. They'll just not care at all!
78. Democrats are hypocrites and smart enough to know it.
79. The liberal left finds boycotts to be a sexist term, and riots instead to show their sensitivity.
80. I think therefore I am Republican. I feel therefore I am Democrat.
81. Democrats that support gay marriage don't do shit about it when they can.
82. The First Amendment protects even religious speech.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican - the democrats make sure of it.
84. Democrats think for themselves. The talking points memo said to stress this point!
85. Democrats love education, which is why the public education system of the US is the envy of the world.
86. Envy is one of the seven deadly sins and Democrats wallow in it.
87. "A little socialism on the Left" is what the Left likes to call "a lot of fascism on the Left."
88. The highest federal tax revenues ever seen in the US were when George W. Bush was president.
89. Democrats voted against the last Federal Minimum Wage increase
90. Democrats: too pussified to terrorize anybody except themselves.
91. Democrats executed David Koresh. Republicans executed Timothy McVeigh.
92. A Democrat lobbied for NAFTA and signed it.
93. The Democrat response to the oil spill was to... was to... What was the response?
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans. they aren't now, but sometime in the future they will, bless their good hearts.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, but the SCOTUS ultimately wouldn't let Al Gore and the Democrats do it.
96. Democrats would burn down your house and bill you for it.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick, so long as others pay them to do it. Which is why they haven't been taking care of the sick.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, which Democrats don't deny, but say corporations are bad, too.
99. Democrats think sexual harassment is bad - unless a Democrat is getting blowjobs from interns..
100. Democrats think Republicans are idiots because they see so much in common with them.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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And how to irritate a Democrat

1. A Christian wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

And yet left out the words, "under God."

Man, if you're going to rewrite other people's work for satirical purposes don't make it so easy to knock down and especially the first item in the list.

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32. Republicans are people, too.


63. People care more about themselves than they do about other people. You are a person, too.

I think all the lefties throwing rocks and still blaming the economy on the last president should read both of these a few times over.

[lawrocket 3]

Hey! That's your rejoinder.

It took me fifteen minutes to write this list. It contains as many half-truths, omissions, sine qua nons, and otherwise argumentative bullshit tripe as the other list did. I just fed off of it.

But yeah. Just think of the partisan wrangling that can be had under the first point.

"It was written by a socialist."
"A christian socialist"
"He left out 'under God.'"
"He also called it 'my flag.'"
"But he advocated for equal distribution of income."
"Except to immigrants. He made Pat Buchanan look like chairman of the Ellis Island welcoming committee."
Etc...

That's what's so amusing about these lists. They are loaded with incomplete information and spurious argument. I attempted to highlight it satirically.

No, I don't believe that Democrats are fond of depression so they call themselves "blue." There's a lot of just stupid ridiculous stuff up there. It's satire, which means that it's "Based on a true story."

As a screenwriter, Paul, you know what "Based on a true story" means.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[rushmc 23]

Oh! I got one

A higher percentage of Repulicans in Congress voted for the civil rights bill than Democrates!

Oh,

This is the truth

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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As a screenwriter, Paul, you know what "Based on a true story" means.

Well, yeah; complete and utter BS!

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[lawrocket 3]

Yeah. It's the other insanity of looking at party histories. They've realigned so many times that it just doesn't make sense. The GOP calling itself the "Party of Lincoln." Yeah. That's valid. Sure.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Yeah. It's the other insanity of looking at party histories. They've realigned so many times that it just doesn't make sense. The GOP calling itself the "Party of Lincoln." Yeah. That's valid. Sure.

I guess it can be fun to have fun with it

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[lawrocket 3]

Yeah, Paul

101. Democrats believe deep fryers and beer batter can make anything palateable.

Damn you. I can't say I disagree.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Yeah, Paul

101. Democrats believe deep fryers and beer batter can make anything palateable.

Damn you. I can't say I disagree.

Hey, man, stay outta my FB and don't cross the streams!

Wait a minute, that was me on yours . . . uh, still . . . whatever . . . don't cross the streams!

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A Christian wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

Francis Bellamy was also a socialist. His cousin, Edward was the leader of the socialist movement called Nationalism.
Edward was the author of "Looking Backward," the story of a socialist utopia.
"God" was not in the original pledge until until 1954 due to the insistence of the Knights of Columbus. Harry S. Truman had it entered into the pledge.
The original pledge is:
'I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.'
The pledge reflected the views of Edward's books, 'Looking Backward' and "Equality.' In essence, it is a socialist pledge.
He would be appalled that "God" was placed into the pledge that he penned.

Bellamy revised his view of Christianity after he was forced from his church because of his socialist views. He considered the Christian church to be racist. He was a Christian Socialist, which went against the views of the Christian church.

If Bellamy was alive today, he would be saddened to see how far back this country has fallen. He would be considered to be un-American by the Republican party. If alive in the 50s, Joseph McCarthy would have had him hung for his socialist view.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young