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Nataly

A light take on religion...

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Reckoned given the topic this would end up here but it's quite lighthearted for a change...

A good friend of mine is also dating a muslim and we were exchanging notes last night... I told her my man is rather lax about his beliefs, although he is very strict about following Ramadan at the moment. She replied that her bf follows his religion only when it suits him and told me the following story... I laughed my ass off!!

He came over to her place and before she could say anything started fondling her when he realised to his horror it was her time of the month... He said they could not have relations whilst she was on her period - the Koran stated this very specifically. He paused for a moment and then suggested they try the "back door"... Quite shocked, my friend said "what does your Koran say about anal sex, then?" To which he replied - get this - "well... It's not clear..." :D:D:D

Love it!!! :D:D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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