Bert and Ernie 'not gay'... Official

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After years of speculation it has been confirmed that Bert and Ernie are not gay. No doubt this will come as a relieve to many Conservative fans of the duo. Meanwhile Liberals will no doubt continue to speculate about whether the flatmates are in fact in denial or in the closet. The revelations came after calls for Sesame Street to have them married off in a Gay wedding in New York.

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/170562/daily-tv-round-upbert-and-ernie-not-gay.html

Meanwhile rumours continue to abound about Curious George and the Seven Dwarfs.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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After years of speculation it has been confirmed that Bert and Ernie are not gay. No doubt this will come as a relieve to many Conservative fans of the duo. Meanwhile Liberals will no doubt continue to speculate about whether the flatmates are in fact in denial or in the closet. The revelations came after calls for Sesame Street to have them married off in a Gay wedding in New York.

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/news-extra/article/170562/daily-tv-round-upbert-and-ernie-not-gay.html

Kind of "last week's news" over here.

I saw where that had taken up a spot on the BBC news web site this morning. You guys may be a few hours ahead of us on the clock, but you're still behind the times on this.

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Funny enough we've had a few other things to worry about.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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Funny enough we've had a few other things to worry about.

Don't get cute. We have riots, too, you know.

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When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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It may be old news, but it is still good news that there is a shred of reality that still exists down at the Sesame Street Workshop that their two characters "Bert and Ernie" are NOT gay and instead remain nothing more than puppets used to entertain pre-school children. Anyone who refuses to accept that "Bert and Ernie" are nothing more than puppets need to check themselves into their closest funny farm for further examination.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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Say it ain't so!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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Say it ain't so!

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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Who cares?

Using your droque to gain stability is a bad habid.
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Also in case you jump a sport rig!!!

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WTF happened to Stress-me-street's don't ask don't tell policy? Next revelation will be that Oscar actually lives in a highrise in Manhattan, and Kermit's a pork eating Muslim.

G. Jones

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WTF happened to Stress-me-street's don't ask don't tell policy? Next revelation will be that Oscar actually lives in a highrise in Manhattan, and Kermit's a pork eating Muslim.

I doubt that will come out. After all, Kermit is a puppet and puppets don't eat.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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I bet you don't believe in Father Christmas or the Tooth Fairy either

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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WTF happened to Stress-me-street's don't ask don't tell policy? Next revelation will be that Oscar actually lives in a highrise in Manhattan, and Kermit's a pork eating Muslim.

I doubt that will come out. After all, Kermit is a puppet and puppets don't eat.

Pork....Miss Piggy.... WHHOOOOOOOSH!
Next you'll tell me that Snoopy doesn't actually fly around on top of his doghouse having aerial "Dogfights" either.

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

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WTF happened to Stress-me-street's don't ask don't tell policy? Next revelation will be that Oscar actually lives in a highrise in Manhattan, and Kermit's a pork eating Muslim.

I doubt that will come out. After all, Kermit is a puppet and puppets don't eat.

Pork....Miss Piggy.... WHHOOOOOOOSH!
Next you'll tell me that Snoopy doesn't actually fly around on top of his doghouse having aerial "Dogfights" either.

Best you don't say that he can't actually type!!

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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WTF happened to Stress-me-street's don't ask don't tell policy? Next revelation will be that Oscar actually lives in a highrise in Manhattan, and Kermit's a pork eating Muslim.

But apparently nearly all the puppets on mainstream America's favorite kid's show are hiding one secret:

Sexual deviancy: they all seem to be into fisting.

Elvisio "snicker" Rodriguez

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HAAAAAA

Wait wait don't tell me had a great quote when this was one of the stump the listener items.

The comment went something like this:

Some one asked, who the hell associates human sexuality with a bunch of fabric inanimate objects. What is next thinking? My futon looks really lonely and unfullfilled, I better get it a otomon so it can get busy.

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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I bet you don't believe in Father Christmas or the Tooth Fairy either

"Santa Claus" ....his name is "Santa Claus".