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French Fries versus Abortion

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Why is it that liberals think teenagers should have to get their parent's permission to order french fries at a restaurant, but also think that those same teenagers should be allowed to get abortions with no questions asked? Are french fries more dangerous than abortions?

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Why are conservatives offended when the government tells them what to do with their guns, but are fine when the government tells a woman what to do with her body? Do gun owners really have more rights than women?

And yes, I am OK with a provision in the law that allows abortions without parental consent in cases where such consent might be dangerous to the child. No child was ever beaten to death for ordering french fries.

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Why is it that liberals think teenagers should have to get their parent's permission to order french fries at a restaurant,



It's in the Liberal Manifesto Training Manual©, indexed under "F".

Speaking of which, what the F are you talking about, John?

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It's in the Liberal Manifesto Training Manual©, indexed under "F".



I suspected as much. Thank you for confirming that.

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Speaking of which, what the F are you talking about, John?



See this news story:
"Fries with that? Now you'll need parents' permission as Michelle Obama unveils PG-rated meals"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037955/Michelle-Obama-unveils-PG-rated-meals-Olive-Garden-Red-Lobster.html

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See this news story:
"Fries with that? Now you'll need parents' permission as Michelle Obama unveils PG-rated meals"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037955/Michelle-Obama-unveils-PG-rated-meals-Olive-Garden-Red-Lobster.html



Except... nowhere in that story does it say teenagers will need their parents permission to order french fries in a restaurant. It does say that one restaurant company has decided to change the standard sides with a children's meal from fries to fruit, with fries available on request. Now to my mind it stands to reason that a child ordering a child's meal will usually need their parents' permission to change that side to fries because, lets face it, they need their parents' permission to order anything - their parents are going to be sitting next to them paying for the meal. I see no indication, though, that a teenager eating out without parental presence will not be able to order whatever they want.

Except from the wine list, obv.
Do you want to have an ideagasm?

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I'm gonna buy both you and tk a sense of humor for xmas.

It's ironic how folks like you without a sense of humor here, can be a source of amusement for me.
Oh, even the predictable insults are amusing. I expect nothing else from you.



So says the man most in need.... as Adrian Cronaur would say:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

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French Fries versus Abortion



As a meal, I'd have to go with abortion. Higher in protein, lower in bad cholesterol.

And with a good wine (red, of course): I'd still prefer abortion.
Beer, on the other hand, does seem to compel freedom fries, I'll grant that.

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