another nutter with ... teeth

[piisfish 140]

teeth should be made illegal in Florida
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

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Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
Miami police are still tight-lipped about the man they shot and killed on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, but new details back claims they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal, which one source now claims included his victim’s nose and eyeballs.
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scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[tkhayes 348]

another 'dead' nutter with teeth..... Zombie invasion has begun

[Zep 0]

Thank God it didn't happen in England.
I can just see the nanny state banning teeth.

Gone fishing

[RonD1120 62]

Was this just two homosexuals getting high together? Was the victim black? Was there a discarded hoodie anywhere at the scene? Did either one look like Obama's son? Did either one have a CWFL? Was either one a registered voter? If so, was he a Republican? Was there any evidence of hanging chads? Does the victim have Obamacare?

Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

[tkhayes 348]

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I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

One of the greatest movies of all time,

[piisfish 140]

no Skittles were found on the scene.
still took 12 bullets to make him stop definitely

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[1969912 0]

I just saw pics of the guy's face. Nasty. Looks like an eyball is gone. His whole face is meat mush. Really bad. I won't post the pics here.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[rhaig 0]

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no Skittles were found on the scene.
still took 12 bullets to make him stop definitely

zombies.

--
Rob

[livendive 8]

The victim was a hispanic named Jesus, and the perp was sampling the eucharist.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[davjohns 1]

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Was this just two homosexuals getting high together? Was the victim black? Was there a discarded hoodie anywhere at the scene? Did either one look like Obama's son? Did either one have a CWFL? Was either one a registered voter? If so, was he a Republican? Was there any evidence of hanging chads? Does the victim have Obamacare?

Make him show ID! Make him show ID!

And the death penalty discussion is kind of moot with this one.

Did the cop get fired for having a gun on the job?

Anyone stand their ground?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[StreetScooby 5]

News says he was on "Bath Salts".
What is that?

We are all engines of karma

[Rick 67]

the local news in Orlando reported this morning he was on LSD

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[Shotgun 1]

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News says he was on "Bath Salts".
What is that?

From what I've read, it refers to various legal designer drugs that apparently have some sort of stimulant effect.

I've heard various things on the news, most of them talking about the "new LSD," which I assume is one of these newer drugs and not actually LSD. But I don't think they actually know yet what (if anything) the guy was on.

[Shotgun 1]

Or maybe they're not legal drugs:

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The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration made it illegal last October to own or buy three of the chemicals commonly used to make “bath salts”: the synthetic stimulants mephedrone, MDPV, and methylone.

http://www.thespec.com/news/ontario/article/733144--bath-salts-to-blame-in-miami-zombie-cannibal-attack

[DrewEckhardt 0]

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News says he was on "Bath Salts".
What is that?

A bad workaround for stupid drug laws.

People like to alter their consciousness and others want to profit from that.

Things that have been around a while, are well understood, and although not good for you not that bad in the grand scheme of things like marijuana are illegal so that's not an option.

New substances aren't yet illegal to buy (as long as you don't plan to misuse them to get high) and sell (as long as they're not for human consumption). So you get mephedrone sold by headshops as "bath salts."

[Shotgun 1]

Man, this story makes me sick, but I keep reading about it anyway. Something is wrong with me.

[Gravitymaster 0]

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Man, this story makes me sick, but I keep reading about it anyway. Something is wrong with me.

Oh, you're gonna love this one, then.

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http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/police-hackensack-man-stabbed-himself-threw-his-skin-and-intestines-at-officers/

Police: Hackensack Man Stabbed Himself, Threw His Skin And Intestines At Officers

Wild Scene Ends With Responding Cops Giving Way To Bergen SWAT Team

May 29, 2012 9:00 PM
HACKENSACK, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) – A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.

Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded in a room in Hackensack and threatening to harm himself, Lt. John Heinemann said.

Two officers kicked in the door and saw Carter in a corner, holding a knife in his hand, police said. Carter, ignoring the officers’ orders to drop the knife, stood up and stabbed himself in the abdomen, legs and neck, they said.

Carter yelled at the officers and took an aggressive stance, and the officers used pepper spray in a bid to subdue him, but it had no effect, Heinemann said.



Police said that Carter then cut off pieces of his skin and intestines and threw them at the officers.

The officers decided to retreat and call in the Bergen County SWAT team, Heinemann said. Carter finally was restrained and was taken to a hospital just before midnight.

No charges have been filed because of the unusual nature of the case, Heinemann said. He said he believes that drug use or mental illness may have contributed to Carter’s behavior, but that hasn’t been confirmed.

Carter had been arrested in the past for aggravated assault and resisting arrest.

[Shotgun 1]

That one isn't quite as disturbing. But in both of these cases, I'm thinking the opposite of, "I'll have what he's having." Yikes, aren't drugs supposed to be fun???

[headoverheels 333]

Don't get into a face off with a naked man.

[DaVinci 0]

The part that really got me was the 18 mins between the start of the attack and the police arrival.

This victim will never be the same.

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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The part that really got me was the 18 mins between the start of the attack and the police arrival.

This victim will never be the same.

To make this a bit more SC friendly, we need to introduce socialism and 2nd Amendment issues.

Hence, I am proposing free guns for all homeless.

[davjohns 1]

Hmmmm...don't we already provide free cell phones and monthly minutes to the 'disadvantaged' for safety? Maybe the government needs to issue out one firearm per household and a monthly allowance of ammo?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[DaVinci 0]

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To make this a bit more SC friendly, we need to introduce socialism and 2nd Amendment issues.

Well, it did take a gun to stop this attack. And several people did pass by in the 18 mins it took police to arrive, to include an unarmed "Observer Patrol". It would be safe to say that if a CHL holder had come upon this that he could have stopped it sooner and maybe there would have been less damage to the victim.

Of course the ensuing legal battles and claims of racism would be great news.

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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It would be safe to say that if a CHL holder had come upon this that he could have stopped it sooner and maybe there would have been less damage to the victim.

tsk tsk tsk. A gun is but a tool. If a guy with a baseball bat, or a knife had come upon this sooner he (or she) could have stopped this sooner.

Free baseball bats and knives for the homeless too.

[blkhwk91b 0]

tsk tsk tsk. A gun is but a tool. If a guy with a baseball bat, or a knife had come upon this sooner he (or she) could have stopped this sooner.

Free baseball bats and knives for the homeless too.

And the family of the face-muncher would have sued the citizen for wrongful death, and won.

After we get rid of all guns, knives, and bats....we need to register all rocks that are big enough to throw and damage another person.


(due for a shower...dripping in sarcasm )

"Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way." - Alan Watts