Three people carry guns into a movie theater...

[Lefty 0]

...and return the guns to their cars when asked to do so by the police. Oh, the irony of anti-gun theater policies.

Sticky

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[billvon 3,079]

Three people carrying gnus walk into a bar. Bartender says "what is this, a hurd?"

[Marinus 0]

Doesn't a hurd require a sheepdog?

[davjohns 1]

Rats. I was going to feel comfortable in that theater.

I was in a theater the other day and kept being distracted by the teenaged employee with a flashlight checking the emergency exit. I wonder what he was going to do with that flashlight if he went to check it and someone was there?

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[MikeJD 0]

Over here the only thing they worry about you carrying into a movie is food that you didn't purchase in the foyer!

[SkyDekker 1,465]

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...and return the guns to their cars when asked to do so by the police. Oh, the irony of anti-gun theater policies.

Sticky

4 trained armed men, wearing body armour, sat in a cafe and were murdered by one guy with a gun

Irony works many ways.

http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-201_162-5824423.html

[Skyrad 0]

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Over here the only thing they worry about you carrying into a movie is food that you didn't purchase in the foyer!

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[CSpenceFLY 1]

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...and return the guns to their cars when asked to do so by the police. Oh, the irony of anti-gun theater policies.

Sticky

4 trained armed men, wearing body armour, sat in a cafe and were murdered by one guy with a gun

Irony works many ways.

http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-201_162-5824423.html

No where in the article does it say the cops killed were wearing body armor.

[Skyrad 0]

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Three people carrying gnus walk into a bar. Bartender says "what is this, a hurd?"

Thanks Bill, being dyslexic I had to read this three times before it made sense.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[DaVinci 0]

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4 trained armed men, wearing body armour, sat in a cafe and were murdered by one guy with a gun

1. I saw no mention of body armor in that article.
2. You have proven that a dedicated killer will always kill.
3. Guns are still just tools: "Authorities say the man charged with that shooting also firebombed four police vehicles in October as part of a "one-man war" against law enforcement."