ryoder 1,590 #1 April 9, 2013 http://news.yahoo.com/multiple-injuries-reported-stabbing-houston-college-173356578.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #2 April 9, 2013 Yes, I know: it's time to outlaw kitchen spatulas..., or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #3 April 9, 2013 Ban knives and pointy things now, its for the children! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #4 April 9, 2013 Great minds think alike. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #5 April 9, 2013 Quote Yes, I know: it's time to outlaw kitchen spatulas..., or something. kitchen spatulas? now you're just being silly. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #6 April 9, 2013 Quote Quote Yes, I know: it's time to outlaw kitchen spatulas..., or something. kitchen spatulas? now you're just being silly. Only if I call them thpatulath. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,998 #7 April 9, 2013 Ban spoons! You can kill someone with a spoon, you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #8 April 9, 2013 True When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 803 #9 April 9, 2013 Well there goes cutting my own gaskets. If we're going to ban Xacto knives ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 April 9, 2013 14 people stabbed? Apparently, the magazine on that knife held more than 7 stabs. Again, reality hits hard. 14 people shanked. Not shot. Shanked. Up close and personal. I've heard that this can only happen with high capacity magazines. Too bad nobody had a double barrel to fire a couple of warning shots. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 803 #11 April 9, 2013 Ever see the refill case for an Xacto knife? I wanna know how the hell a weapon that tiny couldn't be stopped. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #12 April 9, 2013 Quote I've heard that this can only happen with high capacity magazines. Where'dja hear that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 April 9, 2013 Prediction - some press will report it to be a "military style" knife. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 April 9, 2013 Quote Ever see the refill case for an Xacto knife? I wanna know how the hell a weapon that tiny couldn't be stopped. I think it was a full-auto Xacto knife."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #15 April 9, 2013 QuoteBan spoons! You can kill someone with a spoon, you know. Look what they did to Rosie O'Donnell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #16 April 9, 2013 QuoteQuoteBan spoons! You can kill someone with a spoon, you know. Look what they did to Rosie O'Donnell. spoons turn you into a lesbian damn whodathunkitYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 803 #17 April 9, 2013 You keep your spoons very well hidden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,998 #18 April 9, 2013 >spoons turn you into a lesbian damn whodathunkit And next thing you know the whodathunkits will want to get married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 April 9, 2013 In testimony for legislative hearings. If a person has to reload then people can stop that others may neutralize or get away. 14 people? This is just an assumption, but I think that shivving 14 people took a bit of time. And perhaps a person with a weapon could have limited the carnage a bit. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #20 April 9, 2013 QuoteIn testimony for legislative hearings. If a person has to reload then people can stop that others may neutralize or get away. whoa there! cowboy you are not allowed to stop or neutralize - those extra 4 seconds are to get the LAW time to drive to the scene you are allowed to hide, sympathize with the shooter, and/or wet your pants - unless you'd like to fire a warning shot with a shotgun into an environmentally approved 'warning shot' sound and spotted owl free firing bay. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 803 #21 April 9, 2013 Awesome. Most accurate understanding of the real world situation as I have ever seen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 236 #22 April 9, 2013 QuoteQuoteQuoteBan spoons! You can kill someone with a spoon, you know. Look what they did to Rosie O'Donnell. spoons turn you into a lesbian damn whodathunkit I was thinking more along the lines of spoons being a tool whereby someone could shovel sufficient food into their mouth to become fat and disgusting. She's a lesbian? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 April 9, 2013 If anybody asks, it waddn't me. I got an alibi. I was at work 600 miles away. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #24 April 9, 2013 Quote If anybody asks, it waddn't me. I got an alibi. I was at work 600 miles away. I noticed that in one of the articles, and had "give Billy shit" on my "to do" list."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #25 April 9, 2013 You will note that out of 14 people injured, nobody died. I doubt that would be true if a gun where involved.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
