BillyVance 34 #26 March 15, 2018 SethInMI***Saw this one yesterday. Apologies in advance to anyone who takes offense. I get the humor of wheelchair and stairs, but the pedantic part of me says: 1. As an atheist, he is going down not up. 2. As an spirit, he would leave his body behind and just be his "normal" self. People in heaven don't have wheelchairs. so it is hard to be insulted about something that does not make any sense. Actually, Atheists don't believe in Heaven OR Hell. They believe when they die, they just cease to exist in any form but a rotting corpse or ashes. But that's an argument for another forum. (apologies)"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SethInMI 174 #27 March 16, 2018 BillyVance Actually, Atheists don't believe in Heaven OR Hell. yeah that is what I was trying to say. No one believes Steven is going to heaven. Christians believe non-believers won't be there, non-believers don't believe it exists at all.It's flare not flair, brakes not breaks, bridle not bridal, "could NOT care less" not "could care less". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #28 March 16, 2018 SethInMI*** Actually, Atheists don't believe in Heaven OR Hell. yeah that is what I was trying to say. No one believes Steven is going to heaven. Christians believe non-believers won't be there, non-believers don't believe it exists at all. Well, there are other religions than Christianity. Most of them believe in some sort of afterlife. And some Christians would accept than non-Christians could get into heaven (Ghandi for example). Hawking was a brilliant man. And by most accounts, kind and humble too. Kind of odd that "God" would create such a person, and then throw him into the 'pits of hell' for questioning His existence. Of which there is zero proof. Just belief and faith. Interesting question."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #29 March 16, 2018 Ok, because it's 'religion', it goes in SC, but I posted a Poll on this. And because it started here, "boobies" is an option. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #30 March 17, 2018 ryoder Is this better? Or this?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #31 March 18, 2018 Background on Hawking's voice: https://mashable.com/2018/03/14/stephen-hawking-voice-origin-story/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #32 March 24, 2018 RMKIn the late 1990’s, I had just landed from a London to Los Angeles flight. I am at the baggage carousel waiting for our bags and one comes by that looks like my wife’s and I check the tag and see the name “Stephen Hawking”. I think to myself “cool; like the physicist”. I go back to staring blankly at the carousel and his caretaker wheels him right next to me. I would have loved to speak with him, but know how laborious that is with his synthesiser and of course we just got off a 12hour flight. I nod and smile to him, but didn’t try to strike up a conversation. I was standing there with him for about 10-15 minutes and it felt really odd that I was standing next to one of the smartest guys on the planet – and I can’t talk to him. I don't think he had a problem with his ears.... I had to laugh at a comment I saw on another forum. Quote"Did they try switching him off and then on again?"My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites