religious joke of the day

[Divalent 142]

My friend said, "Congratulations on your new job, girl! How did you get it?"

I replied, "The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus."

He laughed, "A miracle?!"

I said, "No. Sex that I can't tell anyone about."

[Divalent 142]

Two priests are traveling by car when they are stopped by a police officer.

The officer approaches the car and says to the priest that is driving, "I'm sorry for stopping you, fathers, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters."

The driver looks at his fellow priest for a moment, then turn to the officer and says, "Okay, officer, we'll do it."

[Divalent 142]

A Rabbi and the Priest who go for a bush walk together and come across a beautiful lake. Hot and sweaty, but with no swimsuits, they decide to take a quick dip in the nude.

A few minutes into their swim and they see two buses arrive, one filled with the Rabbis congregation and one filled with the Priests parishioners.

The Priest covers his genitals and makes a mad dash for his clothes. He briefly turns to check on his friend the Rabbi and sees him running with his hands over his face.

"Rabbi! What are you doing?" He yells.

The Rabbi replies, "In my congregation, they recognize me by my face!"
 

[kallend 2,106]

That was old when I first heard it, some 60 years ago.

[wmw999 2,517]

41 minutes ago, kallend said:

That was old when I first heard it, some 60 years ago.

And like you, just as witty...

Wendy P.