religious joke of the day

[Divalent 136]

My friend said, "Congratulations on your new job, girl! How did you get it?"

I replied, "The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus."

He laughed, "A miracle?!"

I said, "No. Sex that I can't tell anyone about."

[Divalent 136]

Two priests are traveling by car when they are stopped by a police officer.

The officer approaches the car and says to the priest that is driving, "I'm sorry for stopping you, fathers, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters."

The driver looks at his fellow priest for a moment, then turn to the officer and says, "Okay, officer, we'll do it."