Impeach the MotherF%@KER!

[SkyDekker 1,465]

Just now, JoeWeber said:

Maybe, 

 

Maybe, as Trump did to Zelenskyy, he just asked for a favor. 

Sure, like holding a gun to somebody head and politely asking for their wallet. Not like that would be robbery. He was never going to actually use the gun, and he asked for a favour, very warm and polite and appropriate.

[DJL 235]

4 minutes ago, SkyDekker said:

(people realize this investigation started prior to Biden being part of this company right?)

No, they don't.  Even Trump didn't realize it and that's what makes this whole thing so dumb.  He believed the incorrect narrative that Biden stopped an investigation to protect Hunter Biden.  

Edit:

Adding for emphasis.  This whole thing is happening because our President believes Fox News conspiracy bullshit.

Edited September 27, 2019 by DJL

[JoeWeber 2,720]

1 minute ago, DJL said:

No, they don't.  Even Trump didn't realize it and that's what makes this whole thing so dumb.  He believed the incorrect narrative that Biden stopped an investigation to protect Hunter Biden.  

So when do we impeach him? When he wises up? 

[SkyDekker 1,465]

Just now, DJL said:

No, they don't.  Even Trump didn't realize it and that's what makes this whole thing so dumb.  He believed the incorrect narrative that Biden stopped an investigation to protect Hunter Biden.  

Basically this isn't impeachable because the president doesn't have the mental capacity to distinguish reality from conspiracy?

[DJL 235]

Just now, SkyDekker said:

Basically this isn't impeachable because the president doesn't have the mental capacity to distinguish reality from conspiracy?

                                                                      

 

                                                                              Straight.     Fucking.      On.

 

 

 

 

[JoeWeber 2,720]

1 minute ago, DJL said:

                                                                      

 

                                                                              Straight.     Fucking.      On.

 

 

 

 

Alright, then let's lower expectations again. Now it's just the proceedings with no expectation of impeachment. We'll just show he's a moron.

"Madam Speaker, we've read the articles of impeachment and we find no areas of disagreement. In fact, and this is important lest we need to meet here again, there a quite a number of things left out, why is anyones guess. But none of it gets to the important point, Madam Speaker, which is that the President, as Secretary Tillerson has so ably testified, is a moron. Madam Speaker, we're talking about a man who has both laces and velcro on his golf shoes. We're talking about a man who has paid well into 6 figures for a single night with a hooker. Madam Speaker, hookers are 500 bucks a night. Who but a moron would over pay a hooker by hundreds of thousands of dollars? It only makes sense to conclude he is innocent by reason of stupidity. We have nothing more to add."

[DJL 235]

5 minutes ago, JoeWeber said:

Alright, then let's lower expectations again. Now it's just the proceedings with no expectation of impeachment. We'll just show he's a moron.

"Madam Speaker, we've read the articles of impeachment and we find no areas of disagreement. In fact, and this is important lest we need to meet here again, there a quite a number of things left out, why is anyones guess. But none of it gets to the important point, Madam Speaker, which is that the President, as Secretary Tillerson has so ably testified, is a moron. Madam Speaker, we're talking about a man who has both laces and velcro on his golf shoes. We're talking about a man who has paid well into 6 figures for a single night with a hooker. Madam Speaker, hookers are 500 bucks a night. Who but a moron would over pay a hooker by hundreds of thousands of dollars? It only makes sense to conclude he is innocent by reason of stupidity. We have nothing more to add."

This is more like what I had in mind:

 

 

Or (Couldn't get the gif to work)

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/48081edb-c684-4635-b9b5-6e632800813d/gif#SJxxBsz13PS.copy

Edited September 27, 2019 by DJL

[SkyDekker 1,465]

37 minutes ago, DJL said:

                                                                      

 

                                                                              Straight.     Fucking.      On.

 

 

 

 

Shouldn't you then support invoking the 25th amendment?

[ryoder 1,590]

52 minutes ago, SkyDekker said:

Basically this isn't impeachable because the president doesn't have the mental capacity to distinguish reality from conspiracy?

If he doesn't have that capacity, then he needs to be impeached for incompetence.

[DJL 235]

 

14 minutes ago, ryoder said:

1 hour ago, SkyDekker said:

Basically this isn't impeachable because the president doesn't have the mental capacity to distinguish reality from conspiracy?

If he doesn't have that capacity, then he needs to be impeached for incompetence.

At some point this investigation will have to cross the threshold that he didn't know that the conversation he was having was based on a conspiracy theory and yes world, that's our President.  He is too dump to impeach for he does not know what he is doing.

[JoeWeber 2,720]

7 minutes ago, DJL said:

 

At some point this investigation will have to cross the threshold that he didn't know that the conversation he was having was based on a conspiracy theory and yes world, that's our President.  He is too dump to impeach for he does not know what he is doing.

Pelosi should say on Morning Joe that the President has a decision to make. He must tell the American people that he was too dumb to know what he was doing or that he is a criminal. And, out of Congressional fairness and to avoid any potential miscarriage of justice, the committees will be issuing subpoenas for his college transcripts. Seriously. That would fire him up, for sure. 

[jacobdouglastx 1]

1 hour ago, JoeWeber said:

Pelosi should say on Morning Joe that the President has a decision to make. He must tell the American people that he was too dumb to know what he was doing or that he is a criminal. And, out of Congressional fairness and to avoid any potential miscarriage of justice, the committees will be issuing subpoenas for his college transcripts. Seriously. That would fire him up, for sure. 

And here we are back to the liberal circle jerk... none of this will ever happen or come to fruition.  Trump will win by a landslide in 2020 because dems couldn't get over the 2016 loss...

[JoeWeber 2,720]

38 minutes ago, jacobdouglastx said:

And here we are back to the liberal circle jerk... none of this will ever happen or come to fruition.  Trump will win by a landslide in 2020 because dems couldn't get over the 2016 loss...

Lighten up. He's obviously President wonderful for you. I think he's a douche and a criminal. I also believe he's a traitor. Maybe he knows it, maybe not. Either way I think he needs to go. For sure he is his own worst enemy; rattle him and he'll make mistakes. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure we'll fuck this up.

[ryoder 1,590]

2 hours ago, DJL said:

 

At some point this investigation will have to cross the threshold that he didn't know that the conversation he was having was based on a conspiracy theory and yes world, that's our President.  He is too dump to impeach for he does not know what he is doing.

Impeachment is not a criminal trial.

It is the removal of an official who is unfit for office.

It is irrelevant whether the official is unfit due to being a fool or a criminal.

 

[jakee 1,489]

52 minutes ago, jacobdouglastx said:

And here we are back to the liberal circle jerk... none of this will ever happen or come to fruition.  Trump will win by a landslide in 2020 because dems couldn't get over the 2016 loss...

Dude. The post is satire. He knows it won't ever happen. Really not sure how you didn't see that.

 

Also not sure how you would tie any of it back to not accepting the 2016 loss. Trump is a criminal moron regardless of his election win. The two have nothing to do with each other. And lest you forget, he's also the guy who couldn't get over either of Obama's wins to the point where he spent years pushing a fake news agenda that Obama was constitutionally ineligible for office... and he still won in 2016. For anyone with as little care for the integrity of the process as Trump the message from the 2016 election is to attack your opponents with both barrels and never let up, truth or accuracy be damned.

[ryoder 1,590]

McCain Institute head Kurt Volker steps down as US diplomat

https://www.statepress.com/article/2019/09/sppolitics-mccain-head-steps-down

[normiss 798]

Speaker Pelosi: "I moved on him like a bitch. I don't even ask, I just start impeaching. And when you're the Speaker of the House, they let you do it."

[billvon 2,990]

On 9/27/2019 at 12:07 PM, SkyDekker said:

Sure, like holding a gun to somebody head and politely asking for their wallet. Not like that would be robbery. He was never going to actually use the gun, and he asked for a favour, very warm and polite and appropriate.

And he was too stupid to know that guns can be deadly.

[yoink 321]

But because it isn’t secret they don’t have the fucking spine.

 

It’s despicable.

[ryoder 1,590]

’60 Minutes’ reveals the whistleblower ‘is under federal protection because he or she fears for their safety’

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/60-minutes-reveals-the-whistleblower-is-under-federal-protection-because-he-or-she-fears-for-their-safety/

[JerryBaumchen 1,356]

2 hours ago, ryoder said:

 he or she fears for their safety’

Hi Robert.

"Trump demands to meet whistleblower'

This might be why:  https://www.politico.com/news/2019/09/29/trump-ukraine-whistleblower-schiff-011137

Jerry Baumchen

PS)  Just another law that Trump does not understand; or maybe care about.

[normiss 798]

We have members of Congress, the Mayor of Dayton and a whistleblower under law enforcement protection because the president of the United States has jeopardized their lives.

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

And on a lighter note:

 

There was a song released in 1973, by the funk group The Honeydrippers (not the Robert Plant 'crooner' album from the 80s).

 

It has experienced a huge resurgence in the past week. Absolutely hyooge. 

The title?

Impeach the President.

 

https://www.okayplayer.com/music/streams-of-the-honey-drippers-iconic-impeach-the-president-soar-following-announcement-of-trumps-impeachment-inquiry.html

 

Gotta love the closing line of the article:

"Hold tight for a tweet from The Orange One condemning a new group of witch-hunting musicians."

[jacobdouglastx 1]

The boogaloo is coming...

[DJL 235]

42 minutes ago, jacobdouglastx said:

The boogaloo is coming...

Civil War 2 - Electric Boogaloo?