covid-19

[airdvr 210]

Kind of figured they were fudging the numbers.  They always do.

[kallend 2,027]

Pandemic cured.  Who knew it would be so easy?
 

 

[BIGUN 1,317]

11 hours ago, JoeWeber said:

Skydekker was right. Positive relative to Rush Limbaugh is an irrelevant point to make in response.

I'm sure you thought this was relevant. 

[RonD1120 62]

10 hours ago, wolfriverjoe said:

Funny that this should pop up on FB, just after I made my last post:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2017/01/04/pillowgate-bbb-revokes-mypillow-accreditation/96145828/?fbclid=IwAR1lG2GHnzIiCXX9dUitVyaP3tvOY4XU5IbdJFjxBzul11aB4XYiVdL4EjI

The BBB revoked "My Pillow's" rating 3 years ago. Based on a pattern of complaints from consumers.

 

Because his BOGO advertising violated the BBB standards. He was giving away too many too long.

[RonD1120 62]

Just thinking about the baby boom at the first of the year. Will they be known as the Corona Generation?

And from a friend, in twenty years the star QB from the UGA number 19, Covid Brown.

[wmw999 2,452]

They'll be the Coronials

Wendy P.

[ryoder 1,590]

3 hours ago, kallend said:

Pandemic cured.  Who knew it would be so easy?
 

 

Thank ye, jeeezus, for giving these superheroes the power to defeat COVID-19!!!

But I must wonder, why did they wait so long to use it, letting all those people die prior to March 29? 

[JoeWeber 2,728]

28 minutes ago, wmw999 said:

They'll be the Coronials

Wendy P.

That's funny.

[Phil1111 1,149]

49 minutes ago, wmw999 said:

They'll be the Coronials

Wendy P.

 

21 minutes ago, JoeWeber said:

That's funny.

Yeah, should get a patent on it if you didn't borrow it from somewhere else.

[Phil1111 1,149]

4 hours ago, kallend said:

Pandemic cured.  Who knew it would be so easy?
 

 

WTF would people watch crap like that? If i didn't know better, I'd think that trump learned bombast and the art of the lie in church.

[headoverheels 333]

4 hours ago, kallend said:

Pandemic cured.  Who knew it would be so easy?
 

 

I don't find this SNL sketch very funny.  Way too blasphemous.

[gowlerk 2,206]

5 minutes ago, Phil1111 said:

WTF would people watch crap like that?

Entertainment. They are professional entertainers. Like the mega church pastors.

[ryoder 1,590]

4 minutes ago, Phil1111 said:

WTF would people watch crap like that? If i didn't know better, I'd think that trump learned bombast and the art of the lie in church.

Religion has for years taught people to ignore reality and have faith in baseless bullshit. And Trump supporters follow the exact same path.

[ryoder 1,590]

Use the word "coronavirus", or wear a face mask? That's a jailing!

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/31/824611607/turkmenistan-has-banned-use-of-the-word-coronavirus

[Phil1111 1,149]

4 minutes ago, gowlerk said:

Entertainment. They are professional entertainers. Like the mega church pastors.

BINGO, never thought of that. Sorta like why adults watch cartoons. They are sort of cartoonist characters.

[wmw999 2,452]

17 minutes ago, Phil1111 said:

Yeah, should get a patent on it if you didn't borrow it from somewhere else.

Of course I borrowed it from somewhere else... I only wish I were that funny

Wendy P.

[Phil1111 1,149]

3 minutes ago, ryoder said:

Use the word "coronavirus", or wear a face mask? That's a jailing!

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/31/824611607/turkmenistan-has-banned-use-of-the-word-coronavirus

Lots of that going on in the "stans" "Belarus president Alexander Lukashenko is holding firm in his belief that the global response by other countries to the coronavirus pandemic is a product of "psychosis." 

As a result, Belarus, a landlocked country in Eastern Europe bordered by Russia, is one of the world's only places where professional sports have not been postponed or canceled."

He has also suggested that Vodka will keep C-19 at bay.

[BIGUN 1,317]

1 hour ago, wmw999 said:

They'll be the Coronials

Mine will be a quaranteen.

[Phil1111 1,149]

2 minutes ago, wmw999 said:

Of course I borrowed it from somewhere else... I only wish I were that funny

Wendy P.

Well that doesn't matter. Its all about who wins the race to the patent office.

[BIGUN 1,317]

23 minutes ago, Phil1111 said:

WTF would people watch crap like that? I

Brother, I simply don't get it. And those who watch it; I question, "How do you send them money knowing they use it for themselves and have a net worth > 500 Million Dollars?" Ohh, well you must not understand the "Prosperity Doctrine."  And, they believe that too. On that note, it's time for all you sky-believers to send me 5 jump tickets and you'll get that tenfold back over the next year.    

[airdvr 210]

5 minutes ago, BIGUN said:

Brother, I simply don't get it. And those who watch it; I question, "How do you send them money knowing they use it for themselves and have a net worth > 500 Million Dollars?" Ohh, well you must not understand the "Prosperity Doctrine."  And, they believe that too. On that note, it's time for all you sky-believers to send me 5 jump tickets and you'll get that tenfold back over the next year.    

When you believe in your invisible friend in the sky there's no limit.  Barnum was right.

[billvon 2,998]

14 hours ago, normiss said:

Apparently strippers cannot file for the SBA Disaster Relief program, even though they are usually independent contractors:

"Applicant does not present live performances of a prurient sexual nature or derive directly or indirectly more than de minimis gross revenue through the sale of products or services, or the presentation of any depictions or displays, of a prurient sexual nature."

Seems odd, given the way our President pays them.

They can just go directly to him.  I hear it's $20K a "job."

[billvon 2,998]

6 hours ago, kallend said:

Pandemic cured.  Who knew it would be so easy?
 

 

"It's dead, it's done, it has ceased to exist."  Where have I heard that before?

[ryoder 1,590]

2 minutes ago, billvon said:

"It's dead, it's done, it has ceased to exist."  Where have I heard that before?

Bwahahaha!!!

[ryoder 1,590]

The (Swamp) Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight:

Last week, a Trump administration official working to secure much-needed protective gear for doctors and nurses in the United States had a startling encounter with counterparts in Thailand.

The official asked the Thais for help—only to be informed by the puzzled voices on the other side of the line that a U.S. shipment of the same supplies, the second of two so far, was already on its way to Bangkok.

Source: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/31/pence-task-force-coronavirus-aid-157806

Edited April 1, 2020 by ryoder