Divinfool 0 #51 July 2, 2012 When you get a pay raise... forget to tell the wife and figure out how many skydives you can do with the extra cash.Fear is the thief of dreams..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #52 July 2, 2012 Quote When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake! WORDYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #53 July 2, 2012 Quote Quote When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake! WORD I pack my d-bag the same way I do my sleeping bag. Just keeping shoving fabric in the bag until you can close the flap. It's worked so far.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #54 July 2, 2012 Quote Quote Quote When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake! WORD I pack my d-bag the same way I do my sleeping bag. Just keeping shoving fabric in the bag until you can close the flap. It's worked so far. Until you pull, and all you see above you are feathers! I was going to say " all you can see above you is down" but that seemed odd. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #55 July 2, 2012 Quote Quote Quote When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake! WORD I pack my d-bag the same way I do my sleeping bag. Just keeping shoving fabric in the bag until you can close the flap. It's worked so far. I roll the sleeping bag and invert the stow bag around it. Yep, I psycho pack my sleeping bag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e_nevett 0 #56 July 2, 2012 Quote Quote When you have nightmares where instead of a canopy a pillow and some lines come out. And you still manage to land it. Now that is canopy piloting at it's best! I`ll call it canopy pillowting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divertech 0 #57 July 3, 2012 ...when you stand on a bridge and disagree with everyone ells insisting it is not that high as my canopy wont open in time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #58 July 3, 2012 Quote ...when you stand on a bridge and disagree with everyone ells insisting it is not that high as my canopy wont open in time To make it short: You tell 'em other folks plain and deadpan "No, the bridge is too low!"The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
potatoman 0 #59 July 5, 2012 When your boss asks you if 6hours per day surfing the net on dz.com is work related....You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is. Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum" Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #60 July 5, 2012 ...you notice that you routinely scan the folks in supermarkets for BMI-challenged people just to think "WooHoo, if this person showed up to make a tandem jump... wokkah, wokkah!" The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3mpire 0 #61 July 5, 2012 when living in a trailer next to an airport sounds like heaven. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #62 July 5, 2012 When on a cloudy day you look up and think hop n pop."I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3mpire 0 #63 July 5, 2012 QuoteWhen on a cloudy day you look up and think hop n pop. in my state that is known as June. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShcShc11 0 #64 July 6, 2012 Quotewhen living in a trailer next to an airport sounds like heaven. LOL! Loved this one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #65 July 7, 2012 You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #66 July 7, 2012 Quote You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #67 July 8, 2012 Quote Quote You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Oh yeah? Some of 'em have a paragraph about washing the DZO's car etc...A L W A Y S read the small print! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #68 July 8, 2012 Quote Quote Quote You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it. Not that there's anything wrong with that... Oh yeah? Some of 'em have a paragraph about washing the DZO's car etc...A L W A Y S read the small print! I always thought it said you couldn't LAND on the DZO's car. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alexafox 0 #69 July 10, 2012 Quote You make dumb comments on a forum.. get banned from a drop zone that you loved (Nagambie) offended 2 decent folk like Don and Louise and have regrets for the rest of your life I don't know if those things distiguish you as a 'skydiver'....I refuse to accept a mediocre life... facebook.com/chutefirst chutefirstapparel.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tyro 0 #70 July 16, 2012 [:) Nice! But don't all jumpers think like this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tyro 0 #71 July 17, 2012 You eat canned tuna (any canned food in general really) and think mmmmm, tastes like skydiving You realize switching to instant coffee, though while disgusting, will let you get an extra 1.5 jumps in a month. You're doing field research in rural west Africa for the summer, can't stop thinking about jumping, and vow never to do any more field work this far away from a dz ever again... $#!@ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tyro 0 #72 July 18, 2012 It's a friday night and you and your pilot decide to find some stuffed animals, make them garbage bag parachutes, and then break into buildings to get onto the roof to throw them off and get pics of base jumping stuffed animals with no real purpose other than just seeing something flying a parachute :) Nine years ago already... Y'all seen the older "you know you're a skydiver when" threads? Some are epic. Ie when you're so drunk the room starts to spin :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J-S 0 #73 August 8, 2012 ...when you are having a dream about making love with your girlfriend in an intersection on the street and the first thing you think of when you wake is about how awesome it must feel to be Twardo doing demo jumps. Instant shrinkage True story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #74 August 8, 2012 Quote ...when you are having a dream about making love with your girlfriend in an intersection on the street and the first thing you think of when you wake is about how awesome it must feel to be Twardo doing demo jumps. Instant shrinkage True story. You know you're an OLD Skydiver when... someone thinks of you and it causes shrinkage! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #75 August 10, 2012 You have never heard of or seen in your life this person on facebook...yet you have 60 friend connections to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
