popsjumper 2 #51 June 13, 2013 Here ya' go. Sure fire thing: "Mom, I have to make a life decision here and I want you input. I have boiled my life down to two career paths -Marrying a hooker or, -Skydiving" Sure fire...well, up until she asks, "What's the difference?" Then you're on your own. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FloPro 0 #52 June 14, 2013 Try this: "Mom, the time has come for me to come out of the closet about something. I'm tired of hiding it. I just want to be accepted for the way I am. Mom, I'm a skydiver." She'll be so grateful that you're not gay, that she'll be happy that you're only skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
