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Ashtanga

Old School Post Whore Shuffle

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Chorus 
We are the Post Whores, Shufflin Crew 
Postin' on down, doin' it for you. 
We're so bad we know we're good. 
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would. 
You know we're just postin' for fun 
Postin' our stuff for everyone. 
We're not here to start not trouble. 
We're just here to do the Post Whore Shuffle. 

Sebazz1 
Well, they call me Sebazz, 
And I like to post. 
I'm postin you all about about a Giraffe Roast. 
We've had the goal since 100K 
To give Sangiro Pay Pal Play. 
And we're not doin' this 
Because we're greedy. 
We are doin' it because were not busy. 
We didn't come here to look for trouble, 
We just came here to do 
The Post Whore Shuffle. 


Lummy 
This is Lummy, and I'm world class. 
I like postin', I like a nice ass. 
I post all day and post all night, 
I got to get ready for the weekend flight. 
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl, 
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl. 
There's not one here that does it like me, 
My Lummy Dance will set you free. 


Sangiro 
I'm Sangiro I stop'em cold. 
Part of the defense, big and bold, 
I've been postin' for quite a while, 
Doin' what's right and settin' the style, 
Give me a chance, I'll fork you good, 
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood. 
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, 
I just came to do Post Whore Shuffle 


(Repeat Chorus) 

Deuce 
I'm the punky vidiot, known as JP. 
When I hit the thread, I'll set it free. 
I can be serious, or I can laugh lot's 
I can't dance, but I can fly my slot's! 
I motivate the cats, I like to tease. 
I post so cool, I aim to please. 
That's why you all got here on the double 
To catch me doin' the Post Whore Shuffle. 

Viking 
I'm mama's boy Viking, one of a kind. 
The ladies love me 
but I don't mind. 
I'm going to Skydive 
and I will score. 
but don't be jealous 
Of my style and class, 
I always end up spankin that ass, 
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble, 
I just get down to do the Post Whore Shuffle. 


Frenchy68
They say Frenchy is the man. 
If Frenchy can't do it, nobody can. 

Cornholio 
This is Cornholio, and it's no wonder 
I fall like lightnin', and pass ya like thunder. 
So bring on Bill, bring on Quade, 
This is for Benforde to get laid. (because he rocks!) 
I'm not here to feather Doves ruffle, 
I just came here to do 
The Post Whore Shuffle. 


BB 
I'm BB, and I play it cool. 
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool. 
I fly on my head and get on down. 
Everybody knows I don't mess around. 
I can break'em, shake'em, 
Any time of day. 
I like to win and make 'em pay, 
So please don't cry to beat my hustle 
'Cause I'm just here to do 
The Post Whore Shuffle. 


(Repeat Chorus) 


Sangiro 
The Sangiro's comin', I'm gonna make a dent. 
if the attacks are low, 
Your gonna get bent. 
I stop the advertisers, I don't like grass, 
I like to dump guys on their ass. 
You love to fly above the land, 
But you better start makin' 
Your RecDot plans. 
But don't get ready or go to any trouble 
Unless you practice 
The Post Whore Shuffle. 


Nathan 
It's Nathan here, and I'm Mr.Clean. 
They call me "Chromey," 
Don't know what they mean. 
They launch it out and watch me fly, 
Sooner or later I'll catch that guy. 
Come on everybody let's scream and yell, 
We're goin' to do the Shuffle, 
Then ring your bell. 


Aggie dave 
You're lookin' at the Fridge, 
I'm not the rookie. 
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie. 
You've seen me sit, you've seen me stand, 
When I jump out I have a plan. 
I can dance, you will see 
The others, they all learn from me. 
I don't come here lookin' for trouble, 
I just came here to do 
The Post Whore Shuffle.

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