airtwardo 7 #1 September 25, 2012 http://www.military.com/video/specialties-and-personnel/parachutists/russian-parachute-landing-goes-wrong/1858777535001/ Really sux to be THAT guy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #2 September 25, 2012 God DAMN. Talk about the abuse just getting piled on! No cutaway on the round? I guess it could have been a number of factors that made the guy ride it out. Operator malfunction. Unconscious operator. Equipment malfunction. He got dragged like crazy, but it looked like he avoided some more body breaking impacts on some of those oscillations!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 September 25, 2012 Not a lotta compassion coming from the peanut gallery either! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quagmirian 40 #5 September 25, 2012 "Must have been a very windy day." Yes, it was so windy that it was winding upwards! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #6 September 25, 2012 Can't believe he didn't just pull in a line. Not exactly a stealth landing.....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 September 25, 2012 That is the perfect training motivational aid for Drag Training. We used to hook up a line and a set of risers to a truck... or a large boat and have the students release from being dragged... I think the Russians have some way of releasing at least one side... if not.. Investing in a hook knife might be indicated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #8 September 25, 2012 I counted 3 excellent stand up landings before he got his ass dragged all over the place. Agreed, some were able to help but really didn't do much? Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueblur 0 #9 September 25, 2012 Quote I counted 3 excellent stand up landings before he got his ass dragged all over the place. So it's been a few minutes now and I'm still laughing at this...In every man's life he will be allotted one good woman and one good dog. That's all you get, so appreciate them while the time you have with them lasts. - RiggerLee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shredex 0 #10 September 25, 2012 No cutaway on those? We had one at the DZ Sunday. Picked up the freshly mowed grass and formed a nice little devil. Luckily it was after everyone had landed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #11 September 25, 2012 Can you now see the dangers in swooping a round! Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #12 September 26, 2012 Holy Crap! And I thought my dust devil landing, under a piglet, was bad! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #13 September 26, 2012 Wow. Where is a tree when you need one?I like the titles of some of the other videos. "Very Unfortunate Parachute Accident" ....There are "fortunate" ones? "Hand Grenade Training Goes Wrong" ...Do you really need to see the video to find out what happens? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #14 September 26, 2012 Quote http://www.military.com/video/specialties-and-personnel/parachutists/russian-parachute-landing-goes-wrong/1858777535001/ Really sux to be THAT guy! (CrazyIvan voice) REPOST POLICE, FREEZE !! (/CrazyIvan voice) scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilivan 0 #15 September 26, 2012 Quote Really sux to be THAT guy! (EvilIvan voice) REPOST POLICE, FREEZE !! (/EvilIvan voice) Hey! I resemble that voice! "If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #16 September 26, 2012 oops, it was your cousin .. Crazy Ivan.. not Evil your voices are sooo similar scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilivan 0 #17 September 26, 2012 Quote oops, it was your cousin .. Crazy Ivan.. not Evil your voices are sooo similar Thanks for clarifying... How is the old mucker? "If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #18 September 26, 2012 Quote Quote oops, it was your cousin .. Crazy Ivan.. not Evil your voices are sooo similar Thanks for clarifying... How is the old mucker? Quote Registered: Nov 14, 2002, 6:52 AM Last Login: Jun 5, 2008, 11:13 AM Posts: 10568 (2.9 per day) Local Time: Sep 26, 2012, 9:25 AM long time no seescissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 September 26, 2012 I don't know what that guy did to the dust devil but it sure pissed it off and it chased his ass all over the place. The guy that dove at him...and missed. LMAOPIMP My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingPortagee 0 #20 September 26, 2012 I'm sorry but that is hilarious HAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
