dumb things I heard at the DZ

[DanG 1]

Why is this thread still open?

- Dan G

[Di0 2]

Quite the story.
How's your bowling coming along?

I'm standing on the edge
With a vision in my head
My body screams release me
My dreams they must be fed... You're in flight.

[hcsvader 1]

Di0

Quite the story.
How's your bowling coming along?

I heard he was banned from the bowling alley after ranting about how stupid everyone was for not demanding that the gutter bumpers be used on every lane.

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[chuckakers 426]

Andy9o8

Have you met theforkguy? I think you and he could become buds.

Chuck Akers
D-10855
Houston, TX

[airtwardo 7]

hcsvader

***Quite the story.
How's your bowling coming along?

I heard he was banned from the bowling alley after ranting about how stupid everyone was for not demanding that the gutter bumpers be used on every lane.


That and all the really GOOD bowling alleys use ozone friendly spray disinfectant on THEIR shoes!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[DougH 270]

airtwardo

******Quite the story.
How's your bowling coming along?

I heard he was banned from the bowling alley after ranting about how stupid everyone was for not demanding that the gutter bumpers be used on every lane.


That and all the really GOOD bowling alleys use ozone friendly spray disinfectant on THEIR shoes!


What is both hilarious and downright terrifying is that in the whole history of DZ.com all of our best trolls, Funks, Shaw, ect. couldn't have come up with a persona as whacked out as this real individuals persona and experience.

You couldn't make this shit up!

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[tristansdad 0]

Please refer to my profile pic.

[vladcelmare 0]

Lol, I was in Empuriabrava, Spain. Just got my AFF. Friggin awesome. People down there that never jumped are the funniest. I think the most asked question between the non-skydivers on dropzones is "what if the parachute doesnt open?" And it takes a great deal of patience to explain how after the chute opens, you are still not safe, and how there is a reserve and AAD and everything....

-Backflip exits all the way

"When the people look like ants — pull,
When the ants look like people — pray.