Chizazz 0 #1 January 27, 2004 You know you're a skydiver when.... Check this out. Pretty funny and TRUE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymick 0 #2 January 27, 2004 Already been done.... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=253892;search_string=you%20know%20your%20a%20skydiver%20when;#253892 Sorry CrazyIvan you're too slow mate! Still good to go through those again, they always crack me up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #3 January 27, 2004 Thanks, I've never seen that one before.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOCsa 0 #4 January 27, 2004 top form a great laugh to 5 min thanx _________________________________________ SO many places to jump so little time ! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koz2000 1 #5 January 27, 2004 Even though I've seen em before, still they're good for a laugh.______________________________________________ - Does this small canopy make my balls look big? - J. Hayes - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dinog3 0 #6 January 27, 2004 How about when you fly in a commercial airliner and you keep looking at your wrist to check your altitude and you remove you seatbelt at what feels like 1000 feet. JT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #7 January 27, 2004 Or spend the entire flight looking at Outs and Holes."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #8 January 27, 2004 • When someone asks you where you're from, you reply with the name of your dz, not your hometown. I do that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #9 January 27, 2004 QuoteEven though I've seen em before, still they're good for a laugh. i concur"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frankiebrina 0 #10 January 28, 2004 And if you seriously stop to think of it there are somethings in there that we really do start doing.!! Great post!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 January 28, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!! That's hilarious! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #12 January 28, 2004 On hearing any airborne vehicle in the sky above, you look up at it and state aloud "I'd jump that." -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markj 0 #13 January 28, 2004 Hehehe, thanks, had a good laugh at some of those! Sometimes when I am not skydiving I look at my watch I expect to see what altitude I am at then realize its only my watch M.J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #14 January 29, 2004 The smell of bug spray makes you think of skydiving Explain that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
testpilot 0 #15 January 29, 2004 I love it! Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #17 January 29, 2004 ........ You USED TO HAVE ........ a savings account. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bodyflight.Net 0 #18 January 30, 2004 I was out the other day, can't remember where... I heard a loud noise, something like a large engine, and instead of looking behind me, my first instinct was to look UP and search the sky! I thought that was funny!! reflex.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #19 March 9, 2007 QuoteYou know you're a skydiver when.... you find pull up cords and bungees in your bed but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmw515 0 #20 March 9, 2007 you are so drunk that when the room starts to spin, you arch really hard and try to maintain a heading. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #21 March 9, 2007 Quote ........ You USED TO HAVE ........ a savings account. Damn right. I was saving tons of money each week in my savings account before I started skydiving. What I had managed to save before beginning to skydive survived 6 months until I purchased a rig. Now I'm down to $6 savings. • You know the dz phone number while you don't even know your own. Haha thats me.Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KNewman 0 #22 March 10, 2007 Thats one I will have to remember. That is way too funny!!! Blue Skies and Stand-up Landings!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 1 #23 March 10, 2007 QuoteThe smell of bug spray makes you think of skydiving Explain that? It does! We have lots of mosquitoes at my dropzone after the sun sets (you know bonfire time), in the summer. Hyperactives fuckers too! If I don't use bug spray next day I'm full with allergies from bug bites. I still have the 2 BIG bug spray from last summer in my back-pack that I take with me to the dropzone!!! Sometimes when I take out the bug spray I get a beer in return ! Q: what's a horny gorilla? Edit to add: I've found out whats a horny gorilla but why is it called like that? Horny GorillaLock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tyro 0 #24 July 18, 2012 Re: "you are so drunk that when the room starts to spin, you arch really hard and try to maintain a heading." Dude, that is a legendary comment right there :) Made me laugh so hard I cried a bit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hjeada 0 #25 July 18, 2012 Quoteyou are so drunk that when the room starts to spin, you arch really hard and try to maintain a heading. Best one yet! Well played, sir, well played!Dudeist Skydiver #0511 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
