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Flipping through the Feb Parachutist I read the stolen gear section. Stolen gear is usually not the section to laugh at and I'm sure ChutingStar isn't laughing but...stolen via credit card fraud was a Dolphin container, Trialthlon main, and Argus AAD. Could the offender not think of more expensive gear to steal? He could have got a pimped out Mirage and Icarus JFX or something, but they chose to scam a Dolphin, Triathlon, and Argus???? Sorry, but just had to have a laugh at it.
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Imagine you've got someone around the DZ who doesn't have a lot of money, who is known to not have a lot of money ... they probably figured showing up with a Dolphin, Triathlon, and Argus would be much less suspect than showing up with a pimped out rig. :D

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Imagine you've got someone around the DZ who doesn't have a lot of money, who is known to not have a lot of money ... they probably figured showing up with a Dolphin, Triathlon, and Argus would be much less suspect than showing up with a pimped out rig. :D




SO... how's that strategy working out for you?

LOL

Just kidding... couldn't resist.

Actually, it could also be that it was stolen by a whuffo who had no idea of its value compared to other rigs.... compounded by easy availability since the owner might have reasoned that no one would steal a Dolphin with a Triathlon and Argus in it...

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owner might have reasoned that no one would steal a Dolphin with a Triathlon and Argus in it...



That is my exact setup(what can I say - I am cheap and a newbie), and to a wuffo the dolphin on the reserve pin cover may look cool enough to steal.
For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board.

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I don't know, almost 100% of jumpers start off with their first rig on something conservative like that. I guess I don't get the joke - maybe because this gear isn't as 'cool' as other gear the theif could have stolen.

I wouldn't mind a Dolphin, Triathalon, and Argus as a backup, accuracy, or even light crew rig. :)

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