spankee 0 #1 February 18, 2011 What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #2 February 18, 2011 What exactly are you asking?"The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 February 18, 2011 We like to think we're cool. Please leave us to our fantasies.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #4 February 18, 2011 the first rule of the handshake is you do not talk about the handshake the second rule of the handshake is you do not talk about the handshake "Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #5 February 18, 2011 There is a hidden video to teach you the secret skydivers handshake, but its URL will not be revealed to you until you undergo being pied and have a special sponsor. And you have to lick whiskey out of Remi's bellybutton. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimemerson 7 #6 February 18, 2011 You're fucked if you have to ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 February 18, 2011 *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick*Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #8 February 18, 2011 So you can be "spanker"? "The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #9 February 18, 2011 Quote *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* *Please make spankee a hot chick* Sorry it will only be big hairy dude in a thing and socks with sandals for you. Now get back in your trunk! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 3 #10 February 18, 2011 Quote the first rule of the handshake is you do not talk about the handshake the second rule of the handshake is you do not talk about the handshake "His name was Robert Paulson..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CloudSong 0 #11 February 18, 2011 Handshakes? We all suck each others thumbs on the way to altitude while humming our favorite songs. It calms me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #12 February 19, 2011 a wise old jumper once told me it's a way to say, "have a good jump, see you on the ground safe and sound". works for me.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #13 February 19, 2011 Quote Handshakes? We all suck each others thumbs on the way to altitude while humming our favorite songs. It calms me. I know a couple of guys that Love it when you do that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #14 February 19, 2011 Quotea wise old jumper once told me it's a way to say, "have a good jump, see you on the ground safe and sound". works for me. Yeah, but it's so complex to master. Why, I know some AFFIs who'll fail you a level if you screw it up. That's hard core. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 February 19, 2011 Quote Quote Handshakes? We all suck each others thumbs on the way to altitude while humming our favorite songs. It calms me. I know a couple of guys that Love it when you do that. That wasn't my thumb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #16 February 19, 2011 Does it have to be whiskey i prefer bourbon? Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #17 February 20, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Handshakes? We all suck each others thumbs on the way to altitude while humming our favorite songs. It calms me. I know a couple of guys that Love it when you do that. That wasn't my thumb. Sure hope it wasn't the size that threw them off... Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 February 20, 2011 Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? Might be the last time you shake their hand...I preferred a slap on the ass, if I go in I want my ass on fire before my face implodesSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #19 February 20, 2011 Quote Quote What is it with the funny handshake people do on the plane? I preferred a slap on the ass Remind me to get in a plane with you, before I die. It can't be sexual harassment, if it's invited. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firstime 0 #20 February 20, 2011 this post went to way side, but yes we have that slide the fingers,bump the fists thingy just before jump run, we all share a common thread, I happen to like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 February 20, 2011 Quote That wasn't my thumb. Sure hope it wasn't the size that threw them off... Naw, it was just in my hand at the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #22 February 20, 2011 Quote Quote That wasn't my thumb. Sure hope it wasn't the size that threw them off... Naw, it was just in my hand at the time.Exciting Skydive?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CazmoDee 3 #23 February 20, 2011 I got on an Otter one time at Zhills, the couple in front of me, on the floor were I think Japanese. They didn't speak any english, but the handshake was right there....I think it's cool....there's this one kind of world wide skydiver handshake....makes me smile.... I'm behind the bar at Sloppy Joe's....See ya in the Keys! Muff 4313 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #24 February 20, 2011 I was fourteen years old, havin a sack Just a young motherfucker eatin ValuPaks Shootin dice in the corners of the public schools And I used to gangbang, but now it's a G Thang.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 February 20, 2011 Seriously, though, V and I have a goofy little handshake we only do with each other on jumprun, not a big deal. One day, she was in the hospital, really sick, being put in a coma. I was talking to her for what might have been the last time. With the doctors waiting nearby, we talked for a few minutes and then did that goofy little handshake thing, then I was ushered out. Fast forward a week later, Vskydiver is out of the coma and slowly recovering. The doc is in the room talking to us both, then said "I have to ask. What was that handshake thing about?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
