Dumpster 0 #26 July 16, 2009 I just jamb my thumb in thier eye. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #27 July 16, 2009 QuoteI just jamb my thumb in thier eye. A very un-complicated approach. I like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #28 July 16, 2009 I invite them to come jump. I have a Wall in our showroom that is dedicated for pictures of all our customers/vendors and employees that have made a Tandem Jump. I haven't counted in a long time but I think I am close to 100 tandems that have been directly attributed to my jumping and my willingness to share my experiance. MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SEREJumper 1 #29 July 16, 2009 Because golf is boring.We're not fucking flying airplanes are we, no we're flying a glorified kite with no power and it should be flown like one! - Stratostar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimemerson 7 #30 July 16, 2009 1. Beats the stairs. 2. I wouldn't get into anything less than a "perfectly good airplane." 3. What? You land in those things? 4. I don't jump from planes. I enter freefall. 5. With a dumbass question like that it doesn't matter what I say. You won't accept and you'll never understand anyway. 6. I got more education, guidance, encouragement & support for skydiving than I ever got before I got married the first time and no one asked me stupid questions about that blind move. So I ask you, which is smarter? 7. There are no stupid questions. We just have a lot of curious morons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huge 0 #31 July 16, 2009 "Dude, don't you watch news? How many planes crashed during the last three months? There aint' such thing as perfectly good airplane; It is safer outside than in." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skypilot 0 #32 July 17, 2009 I just like flying. Is sitting in a boat swimming????Go big! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettski74 0 #33 July 17, 2009 QuoteNo offense, but fuck off and die, wuss wad. In terms of the OP's request, this has got to be the best answer yet! I usually go with something like I don't trust the pilot to get me home safe, so I make my own way back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #34 July 17, 2009 Or, have you seen that guy land??? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rjp 1 #35 July 17, 2009 The definitive answer.... "99.999 percent of people who get killed related to planes die when the plane CRASHES..I prefer to simply eliminate that possibility after I get on an airplane.." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #36 July 17, 2009 The last person to use this line was a physio-therapist and I reminded her that the primary reason I was in her care was to recover from injuries suffered in a King Air forced landing. That conversation quickly ground to a halt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #37 July 17, 2009 Cause baseball, football, tennis, bowling, soccer only take one ball.U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #38 July 18, 2009 QuoteCause baseball, football, tennis, bowling, soccer only take one ball. HI JACK!!!!, Good line for the comeback, but 'ya left off "Golf!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sangi 0 #39 July 18, 2009 No one ever asked me this question.."Dream as you'll live forever, live as you'll die today." James Dean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #40 July 18, 2009 Make a skydive...get a check! ~ demo jumpers motto. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaVriK 0 #41 July 18, 2009 QuotePuppies I'm sorry but that had me ROLLING..haha~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dano302 0 #42 July 19, 2009 my response is always- "there's no such thing as a perfectly good airplane, every airplane is an accident looking for a place to happen." rarely does someone comment about it after that i think thats in one of the skydive handbook/manuals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #43 July 19, 2009 Start by rubbing nipples, a big smile on your face, maybe start chanting and say "It helps me get off!" Extra points given if you start taking your pants off! Honest answer, "I tell them it helps me find peace with the world." The usually get it.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 0 #44 July 19, 2009 Because i have a perfectly good parachute. .CHOP WOOD COLLECT WATER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #45 July 20, 2009 Quote Make a skydive...get a check! ~ demo jumpers motto. Hi Jimmy, I concur 100%!!! "At the very least" the dive is paid for by someone else, + "FREE BEER!!" "FREE FOOD!!" and "FREE COPIES OF THE DIVE VIDEO!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lowpull 0 #46 July 20, 2009 my person favorite "because they pay me to" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikecm469 1 #47 July 20, 2009 I usually tell people that it's cheaper than therapy. Usually shuts them up. I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #48 July 20, 2009 See my signature tag For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Distabled 0 #49 July 20, 2009 "I'm sorry, but i don't understand why you would jump from a perfectly good aeroplane......???" "Well its like this, evolution proves that when humans have met a challenge we have adapted to meet the challenge and in this case my balls have evolved to a larger size then yours and...........arrgh bugga this, just piss off!"Get busy living or get busy dying! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #50 July 20, 2009 For the same reason you hit a perfectly good golf ball. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
