airathanas 0 #51 August 10, 2010 Never say, "I never got pied."http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #52 August 10, 2010 ok,,,whats the story behind this one ?' smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #53 August 10, 2010 Quotehomosexual experimentation, PAY ATTENTION. You say that like you are the voice of experience. Not that I'm saying there is anything wrong with that . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #54 August 10, 2010 Don't brag "Go ahead and sue me, I got more money than God" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #55 August 10, 2010 QuoteNever say "hey, watch this!" Better yet, dont say "Hold my beer and watch this!"Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #56 August 10, 2010 QuoteDunno... seemed to work out well for John Peschio. No you didnt! lolDom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #57 August 10, 2010 Quote Don't brag "Go ahead and sue me, I got more money than God" Where have we heard that before?Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #58 August 10, 2010 >Why would a plane be at 1,000' over the runway? Because he has just gone around to avoid the jumper at 100 feet over the runway, or the jumper who's running across the runway to make the next load. Most DZ's have "do not cross the runway below X feet" for this reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #59 August 10, 2010 There aren't no's but they are knows. 1) Know your limitations 2) Know your gut, if your gut says stay down STAY DOWN! I knew in my gut i was going to get hurt the moment i got in that aircraft. 3) ALWAYS INFROM YOUR AFF INSTRUCTOR ABOUT YOUR PLANS IN THE AIR, I WILL ATTEMPT TO DO THIS THEN THIS AND I WILL PULL HERE AND TRY TO LAND THERE! IS THIS OK!? 4) Sit, listen, enjoy the DZ, stay above the drama and the BS. You are doing what others only dream of. The sky is bluer to you than to any one of your non jumping friends. Enjoy this gift of flight. Respect it and respect those that have jumped before you. 5) A rig + all those rides to altitude cost big money, if you are doing this to impress girls just take that money and staple it to your clothes. It will work better and you will live longer.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master_Yoda 0 #60 August 10, 2010 Never get mad at a troll on dz.com. It's pointless and embarrasing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,447 #61 August 10, 2010 Quote A rig + all those rides to altitude cost big money, if you are doing this to impress girls just take that money and staple it to your clothes. It will work better and you will live longer. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #62 August 10, 2010 Quote Never say, "I never got pied." Fine, I wont say it! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #63 August 10, 2010 Quote Never get mad at a troll on dz.com. It's pointless and embarrasing. should take your own words to heart then! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #64 August 10, 2010 Quote www.astskydiving.comSo there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrianM 1 #65 August 10, 2010 QuoteLast - NEVER EVER tell your instructor "But someone on DZ.com said..." I disagree. I'd rather have students mention stuff they've read here so we can discuss it, than not mention it and be misinformed, or misunderstand something, or be confused about something."It's amazing what you can learn while you're not talking." - Skydivesg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #66 August 10, 2010 QuoteQuotewww.astskydiving.com I'll say it again, www.astskydiving.com,--> Dorkzone!Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 3 #67 August 10, 2010 - Check your spot and refuse to jump if you don't like it. Ask your instructors "how would you check your spot if you were me?". - say "catch you later" to peer pression. - Kill your ego. Prefer to be wrong and well than right and injured.Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #68 August 10, 2010 NEVER get between Divot and a Ham Sammich! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #69 August 11, 2010 Quote Quote Quote And don't fuck the drop zone owner's daughter. Dunno... seemed to work out well for John Peschio. Dude, you're so going to hell for that. Why!!?? Melonie is HOT! Ummm... I get this erie feeling I may not be up on current events... John and Melonie are still together, right? (I would hope) Or did I just make a serious Fox-Paw that may get me on the "forever list" at Perris? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #70 August 11, 2010 Quotewww.astskydiving.comSo there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master_Yoda 0 #71 August 11, 2010 Quote Quote Never get mad at a troll on dz.com. It's pointless and embarrasing. should take your own words to heart then! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present "the troll". virgin-burner's favorite things are skydiving and causing trouble. It says so on his profile! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kdsmatrix 0 #72 August 12, 2010 Don't fuck up, and altitude is your friend. More fabric is always better than no fabric. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #73 August 12, 2010 Never forget to buy your beer when you owe it and if your rigger saves your ass from becoming fertilizer, NEVER forget to buy him their bottle of choice. I am pretty sure those are important. Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #74 August 12, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Never get mad at a troll on dz.com. It's pointless and embarrasing. should take your own words to heart then! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present "the troll". virgin-burner's favorite things are skydiving and causing trouble. It says so on his profile! uh-uh, you're really a mind of genius; still like to insult people via PM? tells me more about you than my profile does about me..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #75 August 12, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Never get mad at a troll on dz.com. It's pointless and embarrasing. should take your own words to heart then! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present "the troll". virgin-burner's favorite things are skydiving and causing trouble. It says so on his profile! uh-uh, you're really a mind of genius; still like to insult people via PM? tells me more about you than my profile does about me.. Yeah, but in your case that's really not a 'Skydiving no-no' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
