I'm a bit disappointed that I have to spell it out to you.
1. Swoopers are smarter than non-swoopers.
2. Swoopers are always right.
3. If you disagree with a swooper, you are wrong.
4. If you agree with a swooper, you are still wrong because you are not a swooper.
5. Swoopers are the elite of the skydiving world.
6. Swoopers are the downtrodden of the skydiving world.
7. If you are not a swooper, you are hell-bent on banning their fun.
8. If you are not a swooper, you cannot possibly understand...*anything*. Why? Because you're not a swooper.
9. If a swooper kills an innocent jumper via canopy collision, it is at worst an "error in judgement". Most likely the slow canopy did something stupid to get in the swooper's way.
10. You're not worthy of being in the presence of a swooper; neither is God.
11. God wishes he were a swooper, but he's just not that good.
12. God doesn't go anywhere near churches on Sunday. He goes to the DZ to worship the swoopers.
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I'm a bit disappointed that I have to spell it out to you.
1. Swoopers are smarter than non-swoopers.
2. Swoopers are always right.
3. If you disagree with a swooper, you are wrong.
4. If you agree with a swooper, you are still wrong because you are not a swooper.
5. Swoopers are the elite of the skydiving world.
6. Swoopers are the downtrodden of the skydiving world.
7. If you are not a swooper, you are hell-bent on banning their fun.
8. If you are not a swooper, you cannot possibly understand...*anything*. Why? Because you're not a swooper.
9. If a swooper kills an innocent jumper via canopy collision, it is at worst an "error in judgement". Most likely the slow canopy did something stupid to get in the swooper's way.
10. You're not worthy of being in the presence of a swooper; neither is God.
11. God wishes he were a swooper, but he's just not that good.
12. God doesn't go anywhere near churches on Sunday. He goes to the DZ to worship the swoopers.
13. Any swooper can kick Chuck Norris' ass.
Understand now? If not, then ask any swooper
Walt
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