canopycandy 0 #26 April 26, 2004 Somebody told me about this one: Cutaway = Don't worry Reserve = Be happy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #27 April 26, 2004 Put your decision altitude on your cutaway handle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FrogNog 1 #28 April 26, 2004 What I may do for my next set of handles (if I go to a pillow reserve): Cutaway: YEE! Reserve: HAW! 'Cuz if you look up from the ground and you hear "YEE-HAAAAAAW!" then something exciting just happened to me. (My first reserve ride was true to this form.) -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BlindBrick 0 #29 April 27, 2004 What about Cutaway: One down Reserve: One to Go -Blind"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeasabird 0 #30 April 27, 2004 Suggestion Cutaway: "Dear God," Reserve: "Amen!"----- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masher 1 #31 April 27, 2004 Cutaway - Oops Reserve - Take 2-- Arching is overrated - Marlies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muppetdog 0 #32 April 27, 2004 I would go with: Blue Skies My theropist says to be positive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2cmyzx 0 #33 April 27, 2004 I saw one on new gear that said Uh-Oh on cutaway handle and BEER on reserve Soft Handle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justdumi 0 #34 April 27, 2004 cut-away- "login failed...please try again later" reserve "is this late enuff?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites catfishhunter 2 #35 April 27, 2004 Have seen plain colors Cutaway-Red (stop) Reserve-Green (go) When I order my container I think I will just go with the standard D-Ring at this stage of my jumping familliarity (sp) is to my benifit MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sundance 1 #36 April 27, 2004 How about: Cutaway Pillow: Gas Reserve Metal: Brake Don't anyone steal this before I get to have embroidered on my rig.One of the surest signs that intelligent life exists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #37 April 28, 2004 Some cutaways I've liked: KERNEL PANIC D'Oh! Call Mom 911 Reserves: Air Brake Gravity OFF Snoogans <--my personal fave.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites meatbomb 0 #38 April 28, 2004 The stoopidest one I saw: Reserve: Plan B not so bad so far...but... Cutaway: Plan A Doh!!!!!! (Mind you, I'd like to be that guy's rigger!)--- Swoopert, CS-Aiiiiiii! Piccies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jannu 0 #39 April 28, 2004 I don't want to sound like an ass.. but why do you want something written on your handles? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #40 April 28, 2004 its funny, individualises your quipment and costs like $10-$20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ZoneRat 0 #41 April 28, 2004 There's a cuttaway at our DZ that reads: "WWJD" Which is sort of a head scratcher... (NOT to hijack this into a religious thread...but) One friend postulated that if Jesus had a mal, he would die... 'cause hey, that's what happened the last time). “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites artbel 0 #42 May 2, 2004 What about : Cut-away: "Cancel" Reserve: "Reset/restart"You don't need a parachute to jump but YOU DO if want to do it again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 3ringheathen 0 #43 May 2, 2004 QuoteMine says ACME. Think Wile E. Coyote. Me too. My lawyer is drafting a letter ordering you to replace yours with something different. What's your mailing address? My favorite is Carina's: Cutaway = Dirty Reserve = Hooker -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sburkart 0 #44 May 2, 2004 Quotebut why do you want something written on your handles? Maybe because something might be better than a blank. I've jokingly told people my cutaway handle says "Skyhook" so that I remember what's in there- but I'm only half joking. And I'm thinking of having the reserve handle engraved with "Skyhook Or Not, You Had Better Pull This Too". The way my mind works, knowing that's there I'd think it every time I looked at the rig, and it'd be re-inforcement to make sure to pull both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tilion 0 #45 May 2, 2004 QuoteThere's a cuttaway at our DZ that reads: "WWJD" Which is sort of a head scratcher... That's pretty funny, I recently got one of them "what would jesus do"'s though I can't remember if it was a t-shirt, a joke or a cartoon. How about, cutaway: Don't think about... reserve: ...the beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MisterCrash 0 #46 June 29, 2009 Anotherone for the computer geeks... Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut) Reserve: CTRL+Z (shortcut in windows for undo)All speeding past collide and crashing, I'm in paradise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeJD 0 #47 June 29, 2009 Quote Anotherone for the computer geeks... Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut) Reserve: CTRL+Z (shortcut in windows for undo) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jf951 1 #48 November 12, 2009 bringing this one back a little. just currious seeing what the rest of u guys have these days. 2 i thought were funny. both on cutaways were AWESOME and FCUKJump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beth0b 0 #49 November 13, 2009 QuoteQuote....reserve pillow has a big "187"... Huh??? 187 is police code for homicide Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hcsvader 1 #50 November 13, 2009 Quote Suggestion Cutaway: "Dear God," Reserve: "Amen!" I like cutaway: "I Repent" Reserve: "Just Kidding!" Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
FrogNog 1 #28 April 26, 2004 What I may do for my next set of handles (if I go to a pillow reserve): Cutaway: YEE! Reserve: HAW! 'Cuz if you look up from the ground and you hear "YEE-HAAAAAAW!" then something exciting just happened to me. (My first reserve ride was true to this form.) -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlindBrick 0 #29 April 27, 2004 What about Cutaway: One down Reserve: One to Go -Blind"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeasabird 0 #30 April 27, 2004 Suggestion Cutaway: "Dear God," Reserve: "Amen!"----- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masher 1 #31 April 27, 2004 Cutaway - Oops Reserve - Take 2-- Arching is overrated - Marlies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muppetdog 0 #32 April 27, 2004 I would go with: Blue Skies My theropist says to be positive Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2cmyzx 0 #33 April 27, 2004 I saw one on new gear that said Uh-Oh on cutaway handle and BEER on reserve Soft Handle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justdumi 0 #34 April 27, 2004 cut-away- "login failed...please try again later" reserve "is this late enuff?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #35 April 27, 2004 Have seen plain colors Cutaway-Red (stop) Reserve-Green (go) When I order my container I think I will just go with the standard D-Ring at this stage of my jumping familliarity (sp) is to my benifit MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundance 1 #36 April 27, 2004 How about: Cutaway Pillow: Gas Reserve Metal: Brake Don't anyone steal this before I get to have embroidered on my rig.One of the surest signs that intelligent life exists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #37 April 28, 2004 Some cutaways I've liked: KERNEL PANIC D'Oh! Call Mom 911 Reserves: Air Brake Gravity OFF Snoogans <--my personal fave.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatbomb 0 #38 April 28, 2004 The stoopidest one I saw: Reserve: Plan B not so bad so far...but... Cutaway: Plan A Doh!!!!!! (Mind you, I'd like to be that guy's rigger!)--- Swoopert, CS-Aiiiiiii! Piccies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jannu 0 #39 April 28, 2004 I don't want to sound like an ass.. but why do you want something written on your handles? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #40 April 28, 2004 its funny, individualises your quipment and costs like $10-$20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZoneRat 0 #41 April 28, 2004 There's a cuttaway at our DZ that reads: "WWJD" Which is sort of a head scratcher... (NOT to hijack this into a religious thread...but) One friend postulated that if Jesus had a mal, he would die... 'cause hey, that's what happened the last time). “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artbel 0 #42 May 2, 2004 What about : Cut-away: "Cancel" Reserve: "Reset/restart"You don't need a parachute to jump but YOU DO if want to do it again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3ringheathen 0 #43 May 2, 2004 QuoteMine says ACME. Think Wile E. Coyote. Me too. My lawyer is drafting a letter ordering you to replace yours with something different. What's your mailing address? My favorite is Carina's: Cutaway = Dirty Reserve = Hooker -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sburkart 0 #44 May 2, 2004 Quotebut why do you want something written on your handles? Maybe because something might be better than a blank. I've jokingly told people my cutaway handle says "Skyhook" so that I remember what's in there- but I'm only half joking. And I'm thinking of having the reserve handle engraved with "Skyhook Or Not, You Had Better Pull This Too". The way my mind works, knowing that's there I'd think it every time I looked at the rig, and it'd be re-inforcement to make sure to pull both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tilion 0 #45 May 2, 2004 QuoteThere's a cuttaway at our DZ that reads: "WWJD" Which is sort of a head scratcher... That's pretty funny, I recently got one of them "what would jesus do"'s though I can't remember if it was a t-shirt, a joke or a cartoon. How about, cutaway: Don't think about... reserve: ...the beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterCrash 0 #46 June 29, 2009 Anotherone for the computer geeks... Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut) Reserve: CTRL+Z (shortcut in windows for undo)All speeding past collide and crashing, I'm in paradise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #47 June 29, 2009 Quote Anotherone for the computer geeks... Cutaway: CTRL+X (shortcut in windows for cut) Reserve: CTRL+Z (shortcut in windows for undo) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jf951 1 #48 November 12, 2009 bringing this one back a little. just currious seeing what the rest of u guys have these days. 2 i thought were funny. both on cutaways were AWESOME and FCUKJump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beth0b 0 #49 November 13, 2009 QuoteQuote....reserve pillow has a big "187"... Huh??? 187 is police code for homicide Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #50 November 13, 2009 Quote Suggestion Cutaway: "Dear God," Reserve: "Amen!" I like cutaway: "I Repent" Reserve: "Just Kidding!" Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
