Skydiving is gay

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Just wanted to get your attention

I really only started skydiving earlier this year because i figured it's a great pick up line, it was never meant to be anything serious i swear, just a bit of fun. But i fear i might possibly be in love with this sport.

To all you guys who are already married to this sport, im sorry, i didnt mean to get this involved with your love. But the more time I spent with her, the more i realise she fulfills my every need in life.

I now find myself spending every spare second of the day staring out the window at the blue skies. Every month I check my credit card statement there seems to be an awful lot of charges to a certain local dropzone. I find myself having early nights on Saturdays, even when the weather is looking sketchy, just in the hope that I'll need to get up early on Sunday to go for a jump. I cant put on a back pack without doing some practice touches!

How did this happen to me!?!?

Hi, my name is Steve, and im addicted to sex. I mean skydiving.

[docjohn 0]

Welcome to skydiving! Kiss you old life goodbye!

Doc
http://www.manifestmaster.com/video

[Tomcat933 0]

I also did my first jump just to check skydiving off my bucket list. Now i'm licensed, and i'll be jumping as long as i have the time and money to. I can't go five minutes without thinking about jumping.

[NiteQwill 0]

Prepare.... to... be.... broke!

"Fail, fail again. Fail better."
-Samuel Beckett

[piisfish 140]

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Prepare.... to... be.... broke... back... mountain!

here you are

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Erroll 80]

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Prepare.... to... be.... broke... back... mountain!

here you are

That must be why I thought the "Partner protection" thread had something to do with handing out condoms with the goodie bags at Nationals.

[SkyBastard 0]

a great pickup line? ha!

i can't think of anything more cringesome than saying to a girl that i'm a skydiver as a pickup. how would you even do that?

"..hey there *letchy lean forward* you know.. i'm a skydiver.. *waggles eyebrows*

oh dear no.

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[timmyfitz 0]

Your post is gay.

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Skydiving is gay.

wanna fuck ?

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[SkyBastard 0]

i'm up for a threesome.

if we can get enough people together for a big gayway that would be awesome!

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[mdrejhon 8]

Skydiving is gay?
Someone forgot to send me the memo.
I thought skydiving was straight.*

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*Straight downwards to Planet Earth. Okay, there's tracking and atmonauti -- now maybe that's gay?

[SkyBastard 0]

considering physics, that space is continually expanding, and thusly our planet is moving with it...

i would imagine skydiving is definitely, if only modestly, bent.. er..

or are we talking vectors? is it bent? we have the rotation of the earth, expansion of the universe and trajectory of the skydiver to consider.

we need a better mind than mine. i can only really do toilet humour. PASS!

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[Dumpster 0]

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Skydiving is gay

And your point is......?

Easy Does It