the subforums and its uses..

[virgin-burner 1]

so, you ask a valid question after you USED THE SEARCH FUNCTION and came up with about a trillion threads from the time america has been discovered..

then some clever dude that watched you searching through stuff obviously since he asks you to USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION..

then the first SMART ARSE sets in producing noise coz he doesnt like you because your cock is bigger than his; or he is in a fun-mood and got confused with the bonfire. and you guessed it, he makes a SMART ARSE COMMENT!

for once, you meet all the recommendations that the (american, mind you) SIM demands, but some guy thinks your idea is TOTALLY UNSAFE and predicts "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!"..

you may only be looking for different opinions, or for the sake of discussion, maybe even after you talked things through with your instructors, but you get told to TALK TO YOUR INSTRUCTORS..

your instructors may tell you NOT TO READ DORKZONE instead..

then there's the guys that used to jump when PAPILLONS WERE THE LATEST SCREAM, but havent been near a dz in the last thirty years; they're actually ok, they usually have a good story or two to tell, some of which you might even learn something from..

then there is the BONFIRE; personally i love the BONFIRE and spend most of my time in..

i even have an eventual sneak into SPEAKERS CORNER, but the current president bashing, conspiracy theorists, the christian fundamentalists are kinda scary..



if you have a skydiving-specific question, this all gets a little frustrating at times. i promised to myself a couple times already i wont do it anymore, but still keep on doing it, mostly WHEN I DONT HAVE A CLUE of who to ask.

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[skydiverbry 0]

And you question is?????

Bry

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[virgin-burner 1]

no question, i'm making a bold statement; you got something to add to this!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[skydiverbry 0]

Welll,no.I think you made the point PERFECTLY clear bro'

Bry

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[virgin-burner 1]

actually, the first SMART ARSE came earlier than expected..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[virgin-burner 1]

i forgot something to add tough; of course, all of the above doesnt apply if you're a hot chick! its AMAZING how the complete forum doesnt seem to be able to hold back on giving pointers and tips. no, they'd never try to get into your pants of course, everyone just likes to help you out and all, i mean, we're all friends here, right!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[piisfish 140]

I'm soooo telling the greenies that you posted in the wrong forum...

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[virgin-burner 1]

is there one i've missed!?



edited to add: maybe "suggestions and feedback"!? but since it seems so prevalent, it could also go to "error and bug reports"!!!

now that is REALLY FUNNY!

edited to add a 2nd time; another one from the SMART ARSE category, i knew i could rely on you..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Arvoitus 1]

But how do they know you're a hot chick? Your avatar picture of course. Well does it really need to be your picture? No. So if you really need help, just change your avatar to a picture of a hot chick or make a new user name (with a hot chick avatar pic) and you've got all the help in the world.

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[virgin-burner 1]

yet another SMART one; now i'm only waiting for someone to tell me I'M GONNA DIE coz i pissed the wrong one off..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[timmyfitz 0]

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so, you ask a valid question after you USED THE SEARCH FUNCTION and came up with about a trillion threads from the time america has been discovered..

then some clever dude that watched you searching through stuff obviously since he asks you to USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION..

then the first SMART ARSE sets in producing noise coz he doesnt like you because your cock is bigger than his; or he is in a fun-mood and got confused with the bonfire. and you guessed it, he makes a SMART ARSE COMMENT!

for once, you meet all the recommendations that the (american, mind you) SIM demands, but some guy thinks your idea is TOTALLY UNSAFE and predicts "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!"..

you may only be looking for different opinions, or for the sake of discussion, maybe even after you talked things through with your instructors, but you get told to TALK TO YOUR INSTRUCTORS..

your instructors may tell you NOT TO READ DORKZONE instead..

then there's the guys that used to jump when PAPILLONS WERE THE LATEST SCREAM, but havent been near a dz in the last thirty years; they're actually ok, they usually have a good story or two to tell, some of which you might even learn something from..

then there is the BONFIRE; personally i love the BONFIRE and spend most of my time in..

i even have an eventual sneak into SPEAKERS CORNER, but the current president bashing, conspiracy theorists, the christian fundamentalists are kinda scary..



if you have a skydiving-specific question, this all gets a little frustrating at times. i promised to myself a couple times already i wont do it anymore, but still keep on doing it, mostly WHEN I DONT HAVE A CLUE of who to ask.

What? Those ramblings are as clear as mud. Are you drunk again?

And for your comment "he doesnt like you because your cock is bigger than his". You have been told to stay out of the boys locker room if you are only there to look at the naked boys pee pees.

[fasted3 0]

This has been discussed before - use SEARCH.
Also, I am very concerned about your negative attitude. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE talk to your instructors about this.

But what do I know?

[virgin-burner 1]

if its clear as mud to you, then YOU must be the drunken one..

gawd, you know, in bavaria, munich, at every factory they have those vending machines with soft drinks and BEERS!? how i would love that..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[virgin-burner 1]

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This has been discussed before - use SEARCH.
Also, I am very concerned about your negative attitude. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE talk to your instructors about this.

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[JoeQ.Public 0]

This has all been covered before. Stop being a whiney bitch.

Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

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yet another SMART one; now i'm only waiting for someone to tell me I'M GONNA DIE coz i pissed the wrong one off..

I don't like to give out advice on the internet. YOUR instructors know you best (and you aren't a hot chick).

But PLEASE PLEASE upsize your posts and stop trying to post so fast. I don't want to see you get hurt.

Look in the incidents forum to see how many cases of sprained fingers and carpal tunnel have resulted from trying to post too fast and make too small of posts.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[virgin-burner 1]

jealous, uh!?

if i were you, i'd get out and jump more..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[feuergnom 29]

how threads work

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

dudeist skydiver # 666

[funfall 0]

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jealous, uh!?

if i were you, i'd get out and jump more..

Go ahead and be a smart arse. Just don't blame us when you die.

[skybytch 273]

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if you have a skydiving-specific question, this all gets a little frustrating at times.

Yeah, sad isn't it? Even sadder knowing that the original intent of these forums was to have a place where you wouldn't have to scroll through a bunch of noise to get to the signal, cuz noise wasn't tolerated...

[feuergnom 29]

do you miss your time being a greenie?

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

dudeist skydiver # 666