reserve pillow handle sayings

[GaryRay 0]

well im going to be ordering a G4 pretty soon and i want something witty on my reserve handles without being taboo, if you want to share what you got it would be cool, ya know, just to help spark more creativity

JewBag.
www.jewbag.wordpress.com

[mamajumps 0]

On a rig I had a while back I had one that said oh shit.... a lot jumpers have that, so its not unique, but it is fitting....

[ZeG 0]

One Rig that I have seen, has Oh Shit on the Cutaway and Plan B on the reserve pillow. Pretty cool in my opinion.

[pilotdave 0]

Is "I chose a soft reserve handle so I could pay extra for custom embroidery" too long?

Dave

[j5okeefe 0]

"Pull here to buy your rigger a beer."

Just the first thing I thought of.

I'll be whatever I want to do!

[jacketsdb23 49]

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"Pull here to buy your rigger a beer Bottle."

Just the first thing I thought of.

Fixed it

Losers make excuses, Winners make it happen
God is Good
Beer is Great
Swoopers are crazy.

[mdrejhon 8]

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"Pull here to buy your rigger a beer Bottle."

Just the first thing I thought of.

Fixed it

If you've never had a cutaway before, I suggest the word "BEER" on your cutaway pillow.

And "BOTTL 4 RIGGR" on the reserve pillow.

[wildfan75 1]

We have someone at my dz with "Work!" on his reserve handle. So far that has "worked" three times for him.

[councilman24 37]

"I'm too cool to have a REAL reserve handle."?

Think about your choice from function, not form.

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
D-8631
FAA DPRE

[DougH 270]

I met a jumper @ Skydive Orange that had the best one I have seen to date:

"No Whammies"

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[VTmotoMike08 0]

Saw one once that said "ACME Air Brake"

[ZeG 0]

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Saw one once that said "ACME Air Brake"

What does ACME mean?

[VTmotoMike08 0]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acme_Corporation

"The Acme Corporation is a fictional corporation that exists in several cartoons, films and TV series, most significantly in the Looney Tunes universe, where it appeared most prominently in the Road Runner/Wile E. Coyote cartoons, which made Acme famous for outlandish and downright dangerous products that failed catastrophically at the worst possible times."

[SPAWNmaster 0]

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Saw one once that said "ACME Air Brake"

What does ACME mean?

ACME = [A] [C]ompany that [M]akes [E]verything

[Remolution 0]

ACME Airbreak hahaha hilarious!
the word "ACME" write on a Wingsuit would be nice too

what about "START" for Cutaway and "STOP" for Reserve?


ACME build some nice looking Wingsuits
http://www.russwicks.com/images/wile_e_coyote.jpg

[Stuntbabex 0]

I saw someone who had FCUK on it.

[councilman24 37]

I don't even know what a "whammy" is.?

If it's referring to a hard opening I WANT my reserve to open "hard" considering what most people consider hard these days. I call it "positive"!

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
D-8631
FAA DPRE

[DougH 270]

I guess you don't remember the game show?

"Big bucks, no whammies"

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[Genn 0]

It's a game show called "Press Your Luck".

No Whammy!

[ficus 0]

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I don't even know what a "whammy" is.?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_Your_Luck

[dropoutdave 0]

"Pull me and it'll cost you $50, you sure you wanna do that?"

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May Contain Nut traces......

[hookitt 1]

Stand by while I create a beautiful drawing of the handles on my rig .... k, standby....
(minutes go by)

It's not finished yet ....
( more minutes go by)

Not yet, it's worth the wait ....
(It's way beyond meerly minutes. Timeless is more like it... this is a really good drawing)...

Ok... DONE!!!

Behold!!!!

( see attachment )

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[councilman24 37]

Yeah, but are they both black?

In about 1980 Dan T came back to michigan with a Northern Lite with the first soft ripcord handle I had seen. No slack built into the cable, constructed like a cutaway handle. Both handles were identical brown 'bounce and blend' colors.

Never seemed like a good idea to have identical handles. Especially at that time when cutaway and reserve ripcord positions were not standard. Paraphernalia sold me a Northern Lite with a left hand cutaway and a right hand reserve.

I expect you drawing program didn't offer color.

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
D-8631
FAA DPRE

[labrys 0]

Cutaway: Kill
Reserve: Respawn

Owned by Remi #?

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

Well, not a "saying" per-say... but I knew a guy that took a permanent marker and drew hash-marks on his cut-away pillow for the number of cut-away's / reserve rides he had.