Have you ever spat under canopy?

[KermieCorleone 0]

Couple weeks ago I did a high pull and the increased time in harness got my creative "juices" flowing. wots your take on the subject?

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[mikey348 0]

Once!!!

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[GaryRay 0]

why dont you explain your experiences =D

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[nomal2day 0]

Yup, this could be interesting!

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[Dano302 0]

yep. i've been chewing gum on the way down lately and like to spit it out and give it a nice boot under canopy

[kkeenan 14]

Turn your head first.

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[NiteQwill 0]

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Turn your head first.

+1

Nothing like spit coming back at you...

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-Samuel Beckett

[RPC1117 0]

I threw up once under my own canopy. All of a sudden I got kind of dizzy and started sweating...I knew what was next. I pulled off my full face and sunglasses and held one in each hand and then proceeded to throw up at about 2,000 ft. I turned my head, but it didn't do much good. Luckily it was mostly only water.

Had I known that I was going to do that, I would have flown my pattern over the ramp outside the hanger.

[Andy0689 0]

Blow a bubble first and then spit it out. You can watch it longer.

Andy
I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube!

[JohnRich 4]

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[Sletzer 3]

That's disgusting, but I guess you did the best you could with the situation. I've managed to spit on my shoulders quite a few times. Gotto get it all coagulated in the mouth, then give it a good umph on the way out.

Try pissing under canopy, that woud be interesting. (I'm fairly certain someone on here said they did that in free fall = Brilliant)

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[racerman 0]

Yeah, but it tends to mess up my visor

[finch 0]

For some reason on my first 10 to 15 jumps i got congested and HAD to hock up a bog ole loogie and let er rip.

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[Andy9o8 2]

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Related discussion: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2969850;#2969850

And that was some brilliant analysis you were replying to.

[Andy9o8 2]

Anyhow, yes. When I was a student I did it a couple of times for the novelty. Also tucked a paper airplane in my jumpsuit and let it fly from under canopy a couple times, also when I was a student. (The flight trajectory was realistic, since I was under a slow-moving mil-surp round canopy.) That was fun, but I'm easily amused. More recently, I have hocked a wad a couple times under canopy when jumping while my allergies were acting up. If you must know.

[skinnay 0]

all the time. the other day i did a nice job of spitting right on my arm though. i usually aim right over my shoulder.

[lost_n_confuzd 0]

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Also tucked a paper airplane in my jumpsuit and let it fly from under canopy a couple times, also when I was a student.

Every AFF student through instructor is going to be stuffing paper planes in their jumpsuits after reading this.

You've opened Pandora's Box.....

[SivaGanesha 2]

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Couple weeks ago I did a high pull and the increased time in harness got my creative "juices" flowing. wots your take on the subject?

Not that I can recall but it is not necessarily something I would record in my logbook.

"It's hard to have fun at 4-way unless your whole team gets down to the ground safely to do it again!"--Northern California Skydiving League re USPA Safety Day, March 8, 2014

[PeregrineFalcon 0]

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Also tucked a paper airplane in my jumpsuit and let it fly from under canopy a couple times, also when I was a student.

Every AFF student through instructor is going to be stuffing paper planes in their jumpsuits after reading this.

You've opened Pandora's Box.....

There needs to be a spitting emoticon.

[yeyo 1]

Im gonna give it a shot at being a reeeeal man, tomorrow Im spitting in freefall....

So...if Im leading a tracking jump on my back and I spit up, is it gonna stay in my burble and land on my chest? or is it gonna go into someone elses goggles?

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[PeregrineFalcon 0]

It's going to have to be a very mucus-filled loogey not to break up into mist during freefall. If you can manage that, I'm guess that you'll never see where it goes. It'd be funny if you can, though.

[mircan 0]

Yes, multiple times. Both on rounds and under squares. Turned head to the side of course. I like to plan things in advance And now I`m planning to become a "real man"

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[Parafoil27 0]

I did have sinus issues one time and had to shoot a snot rocket! It looked like a long string with globs on the ends spinning like some kind of space station. It broke after a few seconds though.

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[Airman1270 0]

Once that I can remember. I've been blessed with not having any allergy issues, but the 1998 pollen season was far more intense than usual. I was flying over the Rome, GA airport when I spewed an impressive collection of yellow/green solid/liquid bleccch & watched it dive toward the runway, trailing a comet-like tail that tried in vain to keep up with the curdling glop.

Cheers,
Jon S.

[wmw999 2,439]

Not since getting a full-face helmet
Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)